I would've loved to have had a better idea of what I was doing. I'm not really sure why, but the levels seemed to go on forever. I looked on the Internet guides and found that something was clearly wrong. I also couldn't jump for whatever reason even though I know I was supposed to. However, I will review it on what it was, and it shouldn't be too hard to do so. 

Without the jump, it was nearly impossible to dodge the enemies who came upon me like the plague. There was little explanation on what I was to do and with all of these enemies I lost patience rather quickly. The spitting attack, I think it was an attack, was absolutely worthless against the enemies. The only thing that seemed to destroy the enemies was when I jumped on certain enemies while wearing the church clothes. Again, not really explained.

The main problem is, solely, the repeating game play. I couldn't stay interested for long and was soon looking forward to the dreaded Game over', in this case it wasn't so dreaded. Which didn't take a long time because from what I've seen, you can only get one life. Either way, looked promising, but not my cup of tea.

I suggest you do not make a review on a game you have little experience with. If you are having trouble with the game you should report it instead.
However this is still technically a review since you gave personal opinion on the game, I am not sure you will of needed to actually make it a review.

I am not going to summon any Mods only because this still counts as a review so can you please make sure you do not make a review similar. Instead make a thread about a game if you are having trouble.