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(0) You're So PUNNY! - COMPETITION - WIN 12,500 VIZ! (0)

 

06-30-13 12:24 PM
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Hello & Welcome To My Competition! It's very simple!

What Must You Do To Win?

In order to win the 12,500 Viz, you must post your funniest/best pun. This pun can be pulled from your imagination, the internet, or even from your friends or family. It doesn't matter! 

If you're not too sure, a pun is a play on words.

Examples: HAHA, that's so punny! / What do you mean I'm not a bear? I've got all the Koalaficiations.

Do you get my drift? Okay!

There are some rules you must abide by!

1. ALL Vizzed rules apply here and must be followed. - No Spamming, Flaming etc.
2. You can post a maximum of THREE Puns in this competition, but they must be all in one post.
3. Your pun must be different to any of the puns listed in the competition. - First pun, first served!
4. The FUNNIEST and most CLEVER puns will have the greater chance of winning
5. You can use pictures too. Maximum pictures allowed per post is ONE. Two must be written.
6. You cannot use any of the examples provided above.

This competition ends on the 31st of July. Good Luck to all participants!
Hello & Welcome To My Competition! It's very simple!

What Must You Do To Win?

In order to win the 12,500 Viz, you must post your funniest/best pun. This pun can be pulled from your imagination, the internet, or even from your friends or family. It doesn't matter! 

If you're not too sure, a pun is a play on words.

Examples: HAHA, that's so punny! / What do you mean I'm not a bear? I've got all the Koalaficiations.

Do you get my drift? Okay!

There are some rules you must abide by!

1. ALL Vizzed rules apply here and must be followed. - No Spamming, Flaming etc.
2. You can post a maximum of THREE Puns in this competition, but they must be all in one post.
3. Your pun must be different to any of the puns listed in the competition. - First pun, first served!
4. The FUNNIEST and most CLEVER puns will have the greater chance of winning
5. You can use pictures too. Maximum pictures allowed per post is ONE. Two must be written.
6. You cannot use any of the examples provided above.

This competition ends on the 31st of July. Good Luck to all participants!
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Did you see that movie, The Great Gastly? Yeah man, coulda been better.

I only date girls who are Missingno teeth.

Man, that last pun was Onix-pected!
Did you see that movie, The Great Gastly? Yeah man, coulda been better.

I only date girls who are Missingno teeth.

Man, that last pun was Onix-pected!
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DaFlame12 : Here's another Pokemon one .
I would like to Axew a question.
DaFlame12 : Here's another Pokemon one .
I would like to Axew a question.
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1. Are you running liek Mudkipz on the field? You're just a Mudkip...
2. Super cool and surprising Boo Pun! BOO!
3. Did you lost your boots? Well now you aren't a Yoshi anymore.

I'm not very good in things like this!
1. Are you running liek Mudkipz on the field? You're just a Mudkip...
2. Super cool and surprising Boo Pun! BOO!
3. Did you lost your boots? Well now you aren't a Yoshi anymore.

I'm not very good in things like this!
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1. I read in the newspaper that a guy was in the hospital because the left part of his body was cut of. He's al right now.

2. There was this person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

3. I didn't like my beard al that much, but it grew on me.

They're probably lame but hey? A pun is a pun.
1. I read in the newspaper that a guy was in the hospital because the left part of his body was cut of. He's al right now.

2. There was this person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

3. I didn't like my beard al that much, but it grew on me.

They're probably lame but hey? A pun is a pun.
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How do you hide a horse? Use mascarpone (mask-a-pony) cheese
Man one: You are such a bore. Man two: No I'm a human but you sound a little horse. man one: neigh your wrong, my voice is perfectly fine.
What is the most computer wise animal on earth? The lynx
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Man one: You are such a bore. Man two: No I'm a human but you sound a little horse. man one: neigh your wrong, my voice is perfectly fine.
What is the most computer wise animal on earth? The lynx
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Me : A shiny Jynx Jynx : Jynx!
I got jynxed... :/

There is no "Shaymin" losing a game.

300 is about killing "persians".




                    
Me : A shiny Jynx Jynx : Jynx!
I got jynxed... :/

There is no "Shaymin" losing a game.

300 is about killing "persians".




                    
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GamingMonkey : Hello there! How are you?

I just wanted to say, you sort of broke the rules mate. You said a pun that a user above you had already said. Just edit your post and change it. Also, a maximum of three is only allowed, sorry!
GamingMonkey : Hello there! How are you?

I just wanted to say, you sort of broke the rules mate. You said a pun that a user above you had already said. Just edit your post and change it. Also, a maximum of three is only allowed, sorry!
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Here are some puns I recently just thought of.

1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

2. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Hope for the best. Those were some pretty hard things to think of. All of a sudden it just came to me. I hope this will do . Well anyways this is a really good competition, and it was really fun to compete in. Keep these competitions coming. I look forward to them. Especially since this is my first one lol.
Here are some puns I recently just thought of.

1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

2. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Hope for the best. Those were some pretty hard things to think of. All of a sudden it just came to me. I hope this will do . Well anyways this is a really good competition, and it was really fun to compete in. Keep these competitions coming. I look forward to them. Especially since this is my first one lol.
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1. I can't make a skeleton pun could you give me a "hand"?                                                      2.  I'm rolling with these puns I hope  I don't get in the gutters( bowling pun).            3.  Can I watch videos with "YouTube". ( I got desperate on the last one I made )
1. I can't make a skeleton pun could you give me a "hand"?                                                      2.  I'm rolling with these puns I hope  I don't get in the gutters( bowling pun).            3.  Can I watch videos with "YouTube". ( I got desperate on the last one I made )
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you gotta be skitten me Im out of my league
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okay, I'm not good with puns but here I go!

"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless."
okay, I'm not good with puns but here I go!

"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless."
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I tried to bring two dead raccoons on an airplane, but the flight attendant said "Only one carrion allowed per passenger."

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I tried to bring two dead raccoons on an airplane, but the flight attendant said "Only one carrion allowed per passenger."

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"so i saw a stray dog one day at the pumps and i got a stupid idea. i called the dog over and let hiim drink the gas out of the nosle. quickly he started running all over the place for a long time. then finally, he came to an abrubt stop and fell flat on his side"
"well, did he die?"
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"so i saw a stray dog one day at the pumps and i got a stupid idea. i called the dog over and let hiim drink the gas out of the nosle. quickly he started running all over the place for a long time. then finally, he came to an abrubt stop and fell flat on his side"
"well, did he die?"
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A friend of mine just texted me this earlier today:
"I have gone on this escalator about 8 times now. People are starting to stair.

Why did the boy stick the radio in the refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
A friend of mine just texted me this earlier today:
"I have gone on this escalator about 8 times now. People are starting to stair.

Why did the boy stick the radio in the refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Corrected it.
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Corrected it.
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Dean2k13 :
Here are some of the ones I've got a good laugh out of, plus a poem of mine that includes a pun.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off?  He's all right now.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Grape, grape, ever a grape
and grape Scots too,
I think of all the wondrous things
that I could with thee do.
Straight from the vine
I could make some wine
or juice with all thy sluice
Or by gluing thyselves together
I could even make a moose!
I could play graper football
By putting my fingers up so;
My good friend flicketh thee ever so tall,
Oh, will you look at thee go!
Grape, grape, ever a grape
And grape Scots too,
I think of all the wondrous things
That I could with thee do!
Dean2k13 :
Here are some of the ones I've got a good laugh out of, plus a poem of mine that includes a pun.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off?  He's all right now.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Grape, grape, ever a grape
and grape Scots too,
I think of all the wondrous things
that I could with thee do.
Straight from the vine
I could make some wine
or juice with all thy sluice
Or by gluing thyselves together
I could even make a moose!
I could play graper football
By putting my fingers up so;
My good friend flicketh thee ever so tall,
Oh, will you look at thee go!
Grape, grape, ever a grape
And grape Scots too,
I think of all the wondrous things
That I could with thee do!
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Dean2k13 : jokes about German sausage are the wurst (sausage pun)
Dean2k13 : jokes about German sausage are the wurst (sausage pun)
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Here are 3 puns I found very funny punny.

1.To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
2.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
3.The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
Here are 3 puns I found very funny punny.

1.To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
2.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
3.The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
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supernerd117 : Hey! I found your puns really interesting, but one confused me. Yep, the bottom one. I didn't quite get what it was about, do you mind explaining it to be?

Everyone - Great PUNS so far! - Tough Competition!

ENDS JULY 31ST
supernerd117 : Hey! I found your puns really interesting, but one confused me. Yep, the bottom one. I didn't quite get what it was about, do you mind explaining it to be?

Everyone - Great PUNS so far! - Tough Competition!

ENDS JULY 31ST
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