I put some poison from a curare plant on a dart and shoot ziggy with a blowgun. I take him to a nearby hospital and he will survive, but I left the diamond at ziggy's place! I'm so forgetful sometimes...

I get surgery to heal my intestines from being cut by the diamond.

After recovery, I sneak into Ziggy's place, grab the diamond, and hide in his closet.


Side Note: I'm hiding in the closet... LOL! Not really though.

my pancreas trans forms into a ninja ( if ur wondering yes i am obsessed with ninjas) and goes to ziggys place and it totallly OWNS Rasenganfan2 cos its a ninja and steals the diamond and comes back to me but it wants payment so i reach into the hole ziggy cut and grab one of my kidneys ( FYI u can survive wth 1 kidney) and i get the diamond and and start replacing my pancreas and stitching the hole in my stomach.

You do realize that I've mastered the Rasengan and Shadow Clone Jutsu, don't you? If not, then I'll let you live.


I RasenShuriken Sceptre and obliterate every cell of his, killing him. I grab the diamond that he WAS holding and start jumping away, true Shinobi style.

i respawn and bow down to Rasenganfan2 the true ninja and join him on his quest to protect the diamond but while we are jumping around shinobi style i stab him with a steak and collect the diamond

i use chaos control to slow down time and steal the diamond. and then i managed to get to the Bermuda triangle and find a secret hide-a-way in which it is hard to find since it is in a remote area of the triangle. (not bad for my first post eh? )

I was following Gam3rG!rl the whole time since she stole the diamond. I feed her one of DH's cookie's and I gtfo of the way with the diamond in hand.
I hole myself up in Fort Knox after putting all the guards on my payroll. I ninja-proofed it because I'm sick and tired of you wapanese kids pretending like ninjas are superhuman.

Cheerio!

xD

I some how acquire ghost powers by the cookie that was given to me and went intangible to find Morsalbus at Fort Knox.

i play random tricks on him, (while being invisible) making him scared senseless and going insane.

he drops the diamond while he goes into fetal position and i grab it and find a portal that leads me into the ghost zone.

(Horray for Danny Phantom!! )

I saw my guard go into a fetal position on one of my monitors, so I headed for the ghost zone. Gam3rG!rl92 didn't know what I looked like so she destroyed an innocent man's mind...
I use my human powers in the ghost zone to steal the diamond while she slept. Then I went to middle earth to destroy the diamond in the fires of Mt. Doom. Unfortunately I'm still on my way, and I'm looking for a vehicle to avoid the impossible walk into Mordor.

(hahaha. awesome! xD)


I wake up to find the diamond missing and hire a private investigator to figure out what Morsalbus looked like and find a picture.
the p.i. said he wasn't that hard to find since he happen to be one of the guards at Fort Knox that met with him in person. then i managed to disguise myself as a salesman and catch up with Morsalbus. i offered him a vehicle to the center of the earth for a very low price of $9.95 and he took the deal. While he was signing the lease for the vehicle in a hurry he suddenly dies. He didn't realized that he signed his name onto a deathnote. (after all, who reads anything before they sign? [i do!]) so he drops the diamond and i take it to the white house where they guard it alongside the declaration of indepence an other important historical documents. and they've put a new security system since the "national treasure" incident.

(beat that! hehehe. )

A cameraman and I walk right through security without any of the devices noticing, so I grab the diamond, and walk away. The cameraman filmed all of this so I took the tape and payed the man with some of Gold Sceptre's liver (did I mention I took a slice of your liver ). I mail the tape to Gam3rG!rl92 so she can see how much of an epic failure her attempt at securing the diamond was. I go back home and make sure Ras isn't in my closet anymore...he's not. I put the diamond under my pillow and wait for the diamond fairy (lol)so I can maul her and take her stuff I mean to take it and leave me 3x the diamonds earthly value in cash.

Umm...could you please not back and forth post so much? It could cause this epic thread to close.


Anyways:


I put on a mask(so they don't know my face) and use the Shadow Clone Jutsu to form an army and storm the White House. One of my clones makes it out with the diamond. Just to hide the diamond, I make another army of Shadow Clones, and run away. One of my Kage Bunshins(Shadow Clones) has the diamond.

You are late, my friend. The diamond wasn't there. It was a decoy left in case somebody came after I took it. Check the post before yours

Shoots the diamond fairy makes her give the diamond and eat the diamond xD try to get it know

Ziggy: Dang, you barely beat me to it. Because of this, you must die


I notice that the diamond is a fake, and spread my clones out to find who has the diamond.

One of my clones, luckily, spotted Cool Kiddo eating the diamond. Because he's seen it, I, and the other clones, know where he and the diamond is.

I broke into a store, and stole a blade. I then chased Kiddo down, beat him to a pulp, and cut a hole in his stomach. I then grab the diamond, jumped into the ocean(to get rid of the acid), and swam away.

As Rasenganfan2 swam in the water, two jet skies,(I think that's what they're called, the things that are like water bikes.) came around his sides, and they had a huge fishnet in between them, and thus, scooped up Rasenganfan2 along with the Diamond. I was driving one jet ski, and Lupin The Third drove the other! We soon reached a fancy cruise ship, and went aboard, and no one was the wiser.

Unfortunately for mega man model t 101 and Lupin, Rasen used his blade and escaped the net with the diamond long before they reached the cruise ship, and no one was the wiser.

As Rasenganfan2 washed up onto a shore in Florida, I challenged him to a duel. We had an epic 2 day fight, but neither could gain any significant ground, so we just walked away. A few seconds later Rasen realized why I had really fought him; and turned around to try and take it back, but I was gone already. I left the diamond on Mt. Everest buried beneath plenty of snow. I went off to Australia for a Vegemite sandwich!

I paid my sherpa friends to go search for the diamond while they helped some hikers climb the mountain. They found it, decended the mountain, and I picked it up somewhere in Nepal. I then flew to France to watch the Tour with the diamond.

Suddenly out of the sky comes the zombie james bond with a chainsaw seeking revenge on ziggy he finds him and chainsaws ziggy and finally collects the diamond i come and pay zombie james for the diamond he gives it to me.
i then run into the forest and aline with an armie of NATIVES!!!!!

Unfortuanatly, I was on the plane, had given up on the search for the diamond. That's when I noticed Ziggy holding the diamond. So, I grabbed my Kunai and sliced Ziggy's hand off. He punched me, grabbed the diamond, and started running. So, I chased after him. As I ran through a pass on the plane, he hit me in the head with a shovel, making me loopy. I tried to Rasengan him, but it missed and blew a huge hole in the plane. Everybody was sucked out of the plane.


As we were falling, Ziggy and I were fighting. He lost, only because of the lack of 1 hand. I fell down into the ocean, unconscious, but holding the diamond.

Edit: Dang!!! The second time I make something epic, I'm beaten to it! :@