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03-20-14 08:33 PM
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Don't worry, your cat has now become a horrific mutant that rapidly evolved to the disgustingness of his enviroment. He eats you the next day.
Goody gumdrops, i've just hit a classmate over the head with a textbook over some money. I am now running from the school.
Don't worry, your cat has now become a horrific mutant that rapidly evolved to the disgustingness of his enviroment. He eats you the next day.
Goody gumdrops, i've just hit a classmate over the head with a textbook over some money. I am now running from the school.
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Wait, so IS mayonnaise an instrument?


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03-21-14 01:08 PM
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While you run from the school, you start running at the speed of sound, you are enjoying your speed until you fell into a sewer that was a 100 ft drop. You bite off your tongue as you scream you land and break your neck, although you are still alive. The student you hit the book with comes down and looks at you. He smiles at you as you start choking on your blood, he smiles and takes the money that you fought over and he kicks your head breaking your neck to make sure that...

You are dead.

I just got myself a new phone because the old one fell apart.
While you run from the school, you start running at the speed of sound, you are enjoying your speed until you fell into a sewer that was a 100 ft drop. You bite off your tongue as you scream you land and break your neck, although you are still alive. The student you hit the book with comes down and looks at you. He smiles at you as you start choking on your blood, he smiles and takes the money that you fought over and he kicks your head breaking your neck to make sure that...

You are dead.

I just got myself a new phone because the old one fell apart.
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03-21-14 05:40 PM
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But this new phone holds a secret.  While it works completely normally, it is in fact an NSA spying and tracking device.  One afternoon, you say something about our President that he doesn't agree with and decides to put you on his kill list.  Using a Predator drone, you are tracked through the GPS system of your phone, bringing a rocket strike down on your own head.  In its wake, there is only rubble where your home used to be.  You are dead.

As dinner time rolls around, I pull a large pan of lasagna from the oven.  Happily, I turn to the sink while it starts to cool a little, finishing up the last of the dishes before setting the table to feed my family.
But this new phone holds a secret.  While it works completely normally, it is in fact an NSA spying and tracking device.  One afternoon, you say something about our President that he doesn't agree with and decides to put you on his kill list.  Using a Predator drone, you are tracked through the GPS system of your phone, bringing a rocket strike down on your own head.  In its wake, there is only rubble where your home used to be.  You are dead.

As dinner time rolls around, I pull a large pan of lasagna from the oven.  Happily, I turn to the sink while it starts to cool a little, finishing up the last of the dishes before setting the table to feed my family.
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03-21-14 06:06 PM
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Chindogu
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GateKeeper_A : When washing the dishes the water ceases to come out of the tap. Puzzled, you turn the tap off so you can look for a blockage. While examining the pipe a tiny little Chihuahua like creature no bigger than an inch big jumps out of the pipe, latching onto your face. The tiny creature has the mouth of a piranha it turned out and is able to bury itself through your cheek into your mouth, down your throat, where it eats you inside out. You are undoubtedly dead sir.

I am finally able to create a good looking model in ZBrush.
GateKeeper_A : When washing the dishes the water ceases to come out of the tap. Puzzled, you turn the tap off so you can look for a blockage. While examining the pipe a tiny little Chihuahua like creature no bigger than an inch big jumps out of the pipe, latching onto your face. The tiny creature has the mouth of a piranha it turned out and is able to bury itself through your cheek into your mouth, down your throat, where it eats you inside out. You are undoubtedly dead sir.

I am finally able to create a good looking model in ZBrush.
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03-21-14 09:30 PM
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Granted, but it's so realistic that it actually comes to life, pops out of your screen, and eats you alive. 
You are dead.
I'm waiting in the school yard. I'm waiting for the bell to ring.
Granted, but it's so realistic that it actually comes to life, pops out of your screen, and eats you alive. 
You are dead.
I'm waiting in the school yard. I'm waiting for the bell to ring.
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Wait, so IS mayonnaise an instrument?


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03-23-14 07:10 PM
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Boxia : The bell rings, but somehow at 200,000 decibels, making you bleed out of your ears, pores, every hole you have. You are dead.

I am making layouts.
Boxia : The bell rings, but somehow at 200,000 decibels, making you bleed out of your ears, pores, every hole you have. You are dead.

I am making layouts.
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03-23-14 07:16 PM
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Patrick Star
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TheFadedWarrior : Once you are finished with one of your layouts your computer overloads and explodes causing the glass on the screen to pierce in to you. you are dead.
 
I am dancing.
 
TheFadedWarrior : Once you are finished with one of your layouts your computer overloads and explodes causing the glass on the screen to pierce in to you. you are dead.
 
I am dancing.
 
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03-23-14 07:36 PM
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Mangepic
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awesomeguy279 : You trip and fall, breaking your neck. You get rushed to the hospital, but you end up dying. 
I am doing my homework. 
awesomeguy279 : You trip and fall, breaking your neck. You get rushed to the hospital, but you end up dying. 
I am doing my homework. 
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03-24-14 10:04 AM
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When you have an unexpected brain aneurysm.  You spend the next few minutes twitching and drooling on your bedroom floor before you finally die.  You are dead.

I'm setting on my new green couch, tucked under a nice warm blanket as the snow falls leisurely outside.  I have a pan of home made lasagne's in the oven and the wonderful smell is filling the house.  On my TV, I'm watching my wife's new favorite movie, "Frozen," and am fighting the urge to start playing Diablo III.
When you have an unexpected brain aneurysm.  You spend the next few minutes twitching and drooling on your bedroom floor before you finally die.  You are dead.

I'm setting on my new green couch, tucked under a nice warm blanket as the snow falls leisurely outside.  I have a pan of home made lasagne's in the oven and the wonderful smell is filling the house.  On my TV, I'm watching my wife's new favorite movie, "Frozen," and am fighting the urge to start playing Diablo III.
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03-25-14 08:41 AM
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After a few minutes, you realize that the smell is really gas filling your house, but it's too late and your house explodes...

I am walking to school lisetning to music.
After a few minutes, you realize that the smell is really gas filling your house, but it's too late and your house explodes...

I am walking to school lisetning to music.
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03-25-14 02:42 PM
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Suddenly, Death Metal plays at full blast. Your brain quite literally explodes.
You are dead.
I'm thinking. Just thinking.
Suddenly, Death Metal plays at full blast. Your brain quite literally explodes.
You are dead.
I'm thinking. Just thinking.
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Wait, so IS mayonnaise an instrument?


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03-25-14 03:36 PM
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GateKeeper_A
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Yet as the moments pass, your mind turns fuzzy, and you begin to have trouble focusing on even the simplest of things.  After a few minutes, your ability to think becomes even worse as the neurons in your brain stop firing until your brain even stops processing enough information to keep your body alive.  By the time that you stop breathing and your heart stops beating, you are incapable of even realizing what is happening to you.  You are Dead!

Setting in front of the TV, I prepare to watch a Doctor Who marathon!
Yet as the moments pass, your mind turns fuzzy, and you begin to have trouble focusing on even the simplest of things.  After a few minutes, your ability to think becomes even worse as the neurons in your brain stop firing until your brain even stops processing enough information to keep your body alive.  By the time that you stop breathing and your heart stops beating, you are incapable of even realizing what is happening to you.  You are Dead!

Setting in front of the TV, I prepare to watch a Doctor Who marathon!
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03-26-14 03:25 PM
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GateKeeper_A : When a weeping angel creeps up behind you and sends you to the past to die whilst feeding of your potential energy.

I am doing acrobatics on the moon in a spacesuit drinking coffee through a tube.
GateKeeper_A : When a weeping angel creeps up behind you and sends you to the past to die whilst feeding of your potential energy.

I am doing acrobatics on the moon in a spacesuit drinking coffee through a tube.
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03-26-14 10:33 PM
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Stararmor
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Your acrobatics seems to go okay, loops over and over through your space suit. And the coffee in your space suit seems to be DeathWish Coffee (98% caffeine if I remember correctly) which is not good for your blood pressure. Which keeps rising as you keep looping over and over, your blood rises and you start having a heart attack and a stroke. You keep doing loops over and over which you throw up from the dizziness and throwing up more of the coffee and makes you drink more and more. You can't keep up your body just starts to fail and you fall breaking your neck and taking a sip of your coffee and throwing it up once more.

You are dead

I really REALLY want to make a review on Disney's Frozen...but I can't seem to...
Your acrobatics seems to go okay, loops over and over through your space suit. And the coffee in your space suit seems to be DeathWish Coffee (98% caffeine if I remember correctly) which is not good for your blood pressure. Which keeps rising as you keep looping over and over, your blood rises and you start having a heart attack and a stroke. You keep doing loops over and over which you throw up from the dizziness and throwing up more of the coffee and makes you drink more and more. You can't keep up your body just starts to fail and you fall breaking your neck and taking a sip of your coffee and throwing it up once more.

You are dead

I really REALLY want to make a review on Disney's Frozen...but I can't seem to...
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03-27-14 05:44 PM
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Boxia
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Granted, but when it comes time to review the music, you get addicted to "Let it go" and you never leave your house again. Eventually you rot away due to inactivity.
You are dead.
I'm sitting on a plane that has just taxied into the gate. The jet bridge has been attached, and I'm waiting for the doors to open so I can leave.
Granted, but when it comes time to review the music, you get addicted to "Let it go" and you never leave your house again. Eventually you rot away due to inactivity.
You are dead.
I'm sitting on a plane that has just taxied into the gate. The jet bridge has been attached, and I'm waiting for the doors to open so I can leave.
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Wait, so IS mayonnaise an instrument?


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03-27-14 05:50 PM
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You leave, walk out of the airport and are hit by a taxi.

I am eating soup in a 5 star hotel in Florida.
You leave, walk out of the airport and are hit by a taxi.

I am eating soup in a 5 star hotel in Florida.
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03-27-14 05:53 PM
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Suddenly, however, there is a ruckus on the plane. The cockpit is taken over by terrorists, and is flown away, while the bridge is attached. People start getting sucked out of the plane and falling to their deaths. Luckily, you're able to hold on and survive! Unluckily, the plane is crashed into the Empire State Building. There are no survivors. You are dead.

I get on my computer, open Vizzed, and start playing an awesome battle in Pokemon Emerald.

Edit: Due to me typing a long, drawn out, sophisticated post, quite similar to this edit, I was ninja'd.
Suddenly, however, there is a ruckus on the plane. The cockpit is taken over by terrorists, and is flown away, while the bridge is attached. People start getting sucked out of the plane and falling to their deaths. Luckily, you're able to hold on and survive! Unluckily, the plane is crashed into the Empire State Building. There are no survivors. You are dead.

I get on my computer, open Vizzed, and start playing an awesome battle in Pokemon Emerald.

Edit: Due to me typing a long, drawn out, sophisticated post, quite similar to this edit, I was ninja'd.
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03-27-14 06:29 PM
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Only to have your power go out as you are about to beat the final boss in an epic battle for the ages!  Having lost your game without saving, you fall into a deep depression and within hours, your body begins to shut down as you loose the will to live.  You are dead!

Happily, I set down and prepare to gorge myself on candy and caffeine!
Only to have your power go out as you are about to beat the final boss in an epic battle for the ages!  Having lost your game without saving, you fall into a deep depression and within hours, your body begins to shut down as you loose the will to live.  You are dead!

Happily, I set down and prepare to gorge myself on candy and caffeine!
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03-28-14 07:37 PM
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And then you eat so much candy and caffeine that you gain 900 pounds and your stomach is so large that you can't see your feet and you end up tripping over them and falling down the stairs which breaks several of your bones (luckily the pain is buffered by your newly acquired fatness.) and then you fly out the door and down a mountainside which is where you live. Your fatness and your screaming causes an avalanche burying you in 200 feet of snow, you are mangled up and have extreme cases of hypothermia and you suffocate...as you can probably guess...you are dead. 

I am playing ssbb on the wii. 
And then you eat so much candy and caffeine that you gain 900 pounds and your stomach is so large that you can't see your feet and you end up tripping over them and falling down the stairs which breaks several of your bones (luckily the pain is buffered by your newly acquired fatness.) and then you fly out the door and down a mountainside which is where you live. Your fatness and your screaming causes an avalanche burying you in 200 feet of snow, you are mangled up and have extreme cases of hypothermia and you suffocate...as you can probably guess...you are dead. 

I am playing ssbb on the wii. 
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03-28-14 08:40 PM
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Boxia
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Suddenly, your senses attach themselves to your character. You feel real pain whenever you get hit. Eventually, you are under so much pain that you keel over and have a heart attack.
You are dead.
I'm back in black.
Suddenly, your senses attach themselves to your character. You feel real pain whenever you get hit. Eventually, you are under so much pain that you keel over and have a heart attack.
You are dead.
I'm back in black.
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Wait, so IS mayonnaise an instrument?


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