If you play Pokémon, you should know that masterballs catch any wild Pokémon without fail, rare candies gives free levels, and are quite hard to find/get. Well, Pokémon frosty just says "1 DOLLAR MASTERBALLS AND RARE CANDIES!!!1!!".Sounds like an awesome game. Well, this game can't be TOO bad right?
GRAPHICS- the graphics are the same as Pokémon ruby, but the players sprite is a little messed up. If you play as a girl, the player is a blonde and randomly switches between having brown and blonde hair(I guess she can't make up her mind), and if you play as a boy, he has grey hair other than white, and when you run, he has a burnt backside. When you surf or ride the acro bike(either gender), you turn into a negative version of your character, and when you ride the mach bike, you have a bike helmet(about time for safety).
SOUND-The same cries and music from ruby, has normal clarity for the GBA.
ADDICTIVE?- Yes,or a while maybe, you might get bored after a while having unlimited rare candies and masterballs, and having a team of lvl100 Pokémon. But, you'll most likely stay around and think of strategies for the other games, well, for gym leaders and the elite four(I'll get to that later).
STORY- Ah, the story. Its still the same story for ruby(be the greatest Pokémon master), but, we add to it a little. We start the game moving to littleroot town on a boat(as a boy, truck as a girl), and a team aqua member(who profanely says how heavy the T.V is) and a moving truck that sounds like a machoke(boy story again, girl story just machokes) gets the stuff placed. You fix the clock and check your stuff, and when you come downstairs, your mom shows you "THE MANY ASSASSINATIONS OF BARNEY". Sounds like a good show. You walk outside, and Aqua Leader Archie who says if you go without Pokémon, they will violate you unless you throw a red ball at it, and if you leave, he tells you to get your butt back, and says you're stupid. If you visit May, she is looking at pr0n(think god we don't see it), says the man have large genitals, swears, and says she'll do anything to you if you don't tell her dad about her p0rn, asks to snuggle, and she goes to the bathroom to do STUFF(an item, maybe?). When you get outside, Archie says birch is getting violated, choose a starter from kanto, and anything from there isn't changed. It would be better if the hacker did more speech changes; so far, it had a lot of potential.
DEPTH- the game doesn't change much from what the game offers in ruby. You can go to battle tower, breed, and have secret bases
DIFFICULTY- Difficulty? What difficulty? The game is the easiest Pokémon game hack there is, catch level 50 Pokémon on the first and third route you go to, level up your Pokémon to 100, and the first few trainers are all lined up so you don't have to face them. The only difficulty is don't walk in the grass on the first and third routes without any pokeballs, and don't over feed rare candies, because they will not listen to you in the first part of the game with level 100 Pokémon. Other than temptation and trial-and-error, the game is super easy.
OVERALL- The game itself is like a sandbox mode,its just too easy, but you can just make it that way, or you can make it harder by not using masterballs or rare candies, or going to the battle tower. The dialogue in the beginning should be through out the game, not the first part. But, if you want to test out strategies for the gym leaders or the elite four, or want to have a super easy game to breeze through, I would check it out. |