lbock3, it's your turn. I attacked you last. (Plus I let that danged link give me 200 damage)

lbock3 kicks Jake in the side with one of his marine boots, woohoo magnum army boots! 143 Damage.

148 damage, actually. (I said to ignore my defense. And post your health at the start of your posts, man! Right now you have 1506.)



Health: 2069.



Jake grabs the rulebook from John, splits up the paragraphs so they make sense (), and reads it...then advises lbock3 to do the same.



Jake starts throwing all sorts of random stuff at lbock3. The rulebook, a table, John, a computer...



Attack: 147

|1339 Hp left|
lbock3 Shakes a pepsi can without you knowing, gives it to you, you open it, fFFFFFFzZzZZZZzZ! Right in your eye! lbock3 Picks up a big Vase and Smashes it over Jake's head.
148 Damage

Health: 1921



Jake shakes his head, sending shards of porcelain flying everywhere. He has a crazed look in his eyes. "Now THAT'S more like it!" he shouts.



Jake tosses the open Pepsi to his ex-girlfriend (since she drinks Pepsi and he doesn't), and grabs his cell phone. "Benja, it's time to do what you do best... Yes, that's right... Kick his..."



Jake is interrupted by the sound of a Jeep as his friend BenjaWHAT comes crashing around the corner, pummels lbock3 a few times, and then heads back to the Jeep. A few moments later, he's gone with only his fist-marks in lbock3's face as evidence that he was there.



Power-attack: 510 (John, I subtract his P-Def from my P-Atk, right? If so, then the damage is...)

Damage: 365

health 944

lbock3 picks you up by the neck and throws you. ChIlDrEn'S cHeRrY cHeWaBlE sTeRoIdS!!


148 damage

HP: 1773



"Oh, so you like to throw things, huh?" Jake asks as he gets to his feet with a groan. "Well, let's see how you like this!"



Jake holds his hand out in the air and closes his eyes. A moment later, lbock3 is catapulted into the wall by an unseen force.



"You don't know the power of the Dark Side..."



EDIT: Forgot to put the damage: 147

HP: 797

lbock3 does a 360 kick and it nails you right in the face, lbock3 is pissed off, and follows up with a barrage of punches, then kicks you.

148 Damage

HP: 1625



In response to lbock3's kick and "barrage of punches" and kick -- which had done 148 damage -- Jake walks up to lbock3 and smashes him in the face just ONCE for...



147 damage.

HP 650

lbock3 smashes a chair over Jake's head.

148 Damage

My first power-attack (summoning Ben) took 1/4 of my total energy (675 divided by 4 = 168.75), so I still can do 3 more power-attacks...



HP: 1477

Energy: 506.25



After being hit over the head with a chair, Jake feels a bit dazed. Acting almost as if drunk, he starts to sing a song. BADLY. lbock3 cringes in agony, shrinking away from the awful noise.



Damage: 365

Energy Remaining: 337.50

HP: 290 something

lbock3 finds a mirror and smashes it over Jake's head.

148 damage

HP: 1329

Energy: 337.50



You know, I was hoping that with you seeing my power-attacks and seeing that I did a LOT more damage with them, I kept hoping you'd actually read the rules on how to use them so you could heal and turn this fight around. But since you didn't even do that, and I still have more power-attacks left, you deserve this...



Jake grabs lbock3 by the neck and closes his eyes as lbock3 feels Jake's fingers searching around on the neck. Jake opens his eyes and digs his fingers under the bones on the side of the neck and tightens his grip, shutting lbock3's wind pipe. Meanwhile, with his other hand, Jake grabs his cell phone again and punches a few buttons.



Jake continues to choke lbock3 until he loses consciousness. As he does, Ben comes roaring into the arena in his Jeep. Jake tosses lbock3 to the ground and backflips away as Ben runs over the poor soul and then speeds away. Ben puts his hand out the driver's side window and gives a thumbs-up as he drives off.



Damage: 365

good fight, two reasons why I lost :
1) You're twice as high in LV.
2) I'm a noob to this game.

I'm a noob to this too, I just read the rules



Now, you owe me 100 Viz

alright, fine, but I'm ever playin this again lol

It's fun once you know how to play, and just get creative with your writing. I LOVE doing summon-attacks. And as you can see, I don't summon huge monsters like in Final Fantasy. I summon the funny stuff you wouldn't normally think of. And being a writer anyway, that makes this all the more enjoyable

Good game, man.

I know it's been like... 2 years since a response, but yeah, good game lol

I challenge you!

I challenge him to!!!! *points at iblock*

Eh? Vash if it wasnt for your awesome sword, id challenge you