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10-21-17 11:59 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time some person interrupted what I was just saying to say that they moments ago heard what I said wrong and have a laugh about that as though they are funny somehow, I would be crushed by an enormous pile of nickels if I were to have them coming to me all at once. This is particularly frustrating when I am setting up a joke and now nobody is engaged with me finishing my sentence with a punch line. Do I finish my train of thought or leave in a huff?

 Thank you.

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If I had a nickel for every time some person interrupted what I was just saying to say that they moments ago heard what I said wrong and have a laugh about that as though they are funny somehow, I would be crushed by an enormous pile of nickels if I were to have them coming to me all at once. This is particularly frustrating when I am setting up a joke and now nobody is engaged with me finishing my sentence with a punch line. Do I finish my train of thought or leave in a huff?

 Thank you.

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10-22-17 02:14 AM
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If I had a nickel for every time I came 1-2 points away from earning a jersey, I'd have enough nickels to buy the Nintendo Switch I'll eventually need to play future pokemon games.
If I had a nickel for every time I came 1-2 points away from earning a jersey, I'd have enough nickels to buy the Nintendo Switch I'll eventually need to play future pokemon games.
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10-22-17 03:11 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I removed or cleaned away a piece of debris (debris like tree branches, leaves, pieces of buildings, etc.), I'd be rich.
If I had a nickel for every time I removed or cleaned away a piece of debris (debris like tree branches, leaves, pieces of buildings, etc.), I'd be rich.
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10-23-17 07:15 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time my cellphone battery reached 0% before I come home from school, I would be able to buy a new one with a much better battery life. Thankfully, I'm due to get a new phone this December, I'm tired of all the annoyances of my current one. I can't even load certain apps without having to completely restart my phone. It's a pain...
If I had a nickel for every time my cellphone battery reached 0% before I come home from school, I would be able to buy a new one with a much better battery life. Thankfully, I'm due to get a new phone this December, I'm tired of all the annoyances of my current one. I can't even load certain apps without having to completely restart my phone. It's a pain...
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If I had a nickel for every thread I've revived recently... I'd have five cents. :V

Seriously though, if I had a nickel for every time I've earned a trophy on PSN, I'd be rich. Well, not rich, but I'd have a good chunk of money lying around. Probably around $250 or $300.
If I had a nickel for every thread I've revived recently... I'd have five cents. :V

Seriously though, if I had a nickel for every time I've earned a trophy on PSN, I'd be rich. Well, not rich, but I'd have a good chunk of money lying around. Probably around $250 or $300.
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If I had a nickel for every time I viewed a movie trailer that gave away the entire plot, I'd be rich. XD
If I had a nickel for every time I viewed a movie trailer that gave away the entire plot, I'd be rich. XD
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01-28-18 06:13 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time that it took me more than half an hour to fall asleep at night, I would be super rich, I'd be making 365 nickels a year.
If I had a nickel for every time that it took me more than half an hour to fall asleep at night, I would be super rich, I'd be making 365 nickels a year.
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If I had a nickle for every pound that I weigh, I'd have almost 9 dollars. 
If I had a nickle for every pound that I weigh, I'd have almost 9 dollars. 
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If I had a nickel for every time I wrote down a few tasks/goals that I would like to complete at some point this year, I'd be rich. =P
If I had a nickel for every time I wrote down a few tasks/goals that I would like to complete at some point this year, I'd be rich. =P
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12-21-18 01:27 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I went to the movies, I'd probably have enough to go and see a few movies.
If I had a nickel for every time I went to the movies, I'd probably have enough to go and see a few movies.
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If I had a nickel for every time I logged into Vizzed I would probably have enough money to buy a small country.
If I had a nickel for every time I logged into Vizzed I would probably have enough money to buy a small country.
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If I had a nickel for every time I started a YouTube video, only to find out it was clickbate, I’d have enough money to buy youtube red.
If I had a nickel for every time I started a YouTube video, only to find out it was clickbate, I’d have enough money to buy youtube red.
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If I had a nickel for every post Barathemos made today, I'd nearly have enough money to donate to Vizzed to get CP to help overtake zanderlex for second today.
If I had a nickel for every post Barathemos made today, I'd nearly have enough money to donate to Vizzed to get CP to help overtake zanderlex for second today.
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If I had a nickel for every post that I made this month, I could buy a new Switch game.
If I had a nickel for every post that I made this month, I could buy a new Switch game.
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If I had a nickel for every meeting about the government shutdown that goes nowhere, I’d have enough money to fund the government.
If I had a nickel for every meeting about the government shutdown that goes nowhere, I’d have enough money to fund the government.
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If I had a nickel for every time I've had to blow my nose today from congestion, I'd have enough money to quit my job.
If I had a nickel for every time I've had to blow my nose today from congestion, I'd have enough money to quit my job.
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If I had a nickel for every time I couldn't talk to a girl, I'd have enough money to be set for life.
If I had a nickel for every time I couldn't talk to a girl, I'd have enough money to be set for life.
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If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to sleep in, I would be rich.
If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to sleep in, I would be rich.
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01-05-19 07:47 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I've checked the new posts page today, I'd have enough money for my own private jet.

Fun fact: If I had a nickel for every post I've made today up until this point, I'd have exactly $3.25. Pretty underwhelming, honestly.
If I had a nickel for every time I've checked the new posts page today, I'd have enough money for my own private jet.

Fun fact: If I had a nickel for every post I've made today up until this point, I'd have exactly $3.25. Pretty underwhelming, honestly.
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If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to help my friends but couldn't, I'd have enough money to help my friends.
If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to help my friends but couldn't, I'd have enough money to help my friends.
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