I invite the vizzed community to boast about themselves. Pretend like you are a pure narcissist who wants everyone to know what great things you have accomplished and why everyone should  admire you. Write anything you want about yourself from what you ate for breakfast this morning to how you are the emperor of the universe. You can write as much as you want too. But exaggerate everything in a boastful manner. This is just something for fun so try not to take it too far. Avoid foul language and offensive words except for ones that can be clearly seen as a joke.

Example: All of you hungry hippos will be jealous when you hear that I had the most scrumptious breakfast out of all of you this morning! This breakfast was so amazingly awesome that if I described it, you wouldn't be able to comprehend the awesomeness of it. And it was all mine! I ate every delectable, mouth-watering bit of it, and none of you will ever have a chance to taste anything like it. But I tasted it not just for myself, but for you also. I ate the breakfast so that I may tell you about the greatness of it. You don't need to thank me. It was all done with honor and selflessness. It is unfortunate that you all were unable to partake of this magnificent breakfast, but it was so good that it possessed my taste buds and forced me to eat every last bit. But it was a sacrifice I was willing to make for you all. You may bring me wealth and gifts to praise my courageous and selfless act, because I know that you now all love me and will serve me as your king.

So let's see what you have to boast about yourself:

I captured all known pokemon and became trusted in just one month on vizzed I'm so awesome.

I am so swag that my milkshake brings all the mods to the yard!

My bike is so fly, it actually flies!  And it brakes so fast, I lose my breakfast!  And the tires never tire!

What kind of bike is it, you may ask?