You died, probably from eye cancer from staring at your phone 24/7.
Your reincarnation is at hand. What you will be is in your own hands,
Roll for your life! You roll 6 six-sided dice and the order that you roll them corresponds with below.
http://www.dicesimulator.com/
Click 6 Dice and select Roll. Roll as many times as you want but once you start reading below NO MORE ROLLING!
Once you have all your rolls done write out a story using them. I might keep this open depending on how popular it is.










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Die #1
1-2= Male
3-5= Female
6= Sea Slug (Lifespan of a year. Reroll again but include that you
turned Sea Slug first time.)

Die #2
1= Middle Eastern
2= Mexican/Spanish
3-4= Black
5= Asian
6= Caucasian

Die #3
1= China
2= Congo
3-4=USA
5= Chile
6= Egypt

Die #4
1-3= Poor
4= Rich as holy hell!
5-6= Poor

Die #5
1-3= Family
4-5= Very Small Family (1-2 other family)
6= No Family

Die #6
1= Sane
2= A bit Weird
3-4= Something's wrong with you
5= Crazy!!
6= Psychopath

I remember moving to China at an early age.

Probably not the best decision my family made since sea slugs are apparently a deliccassy in China and both my dad and mom was eaten soon after I arrived with them there. Only my little sister snail remained. And so I did what any decent sea slug would do...

I ate her.

To save her the suffering of being eaten by someone else, I thought it was only fit that I would be the one to eat her. Being family and being a snail eaten slug and all. Well because of that and she was kind of annoying.

Well after that there I was. A sea slug stuck on the streets of China. What didn't help was that I was also a black sea slug, which seem to be quite the minority over there and the other slugs made fun of me because of my colour. Not that I really care much to be honestly... When you're being hunted by those weird humans you don't really have time to worry about things like that but still... Could've shown some manners. Unlucky for them I ate them too.

So my family had died and all, I ate my own sister, the snails were being racist to me and the humans wanted to eat me... Yeah my family always said there was something wrong with me...

 But anyways while that would most likely cause a lot of humans to give it up, it isn't enough for a slug like me!... Well I apparently don't have emotions and which might be why but whatever.

So after a few days of... crawling... To get to the neighbourhood right next to where I had started I made a discovery. A lottery ticket. Apparently it  was a winning lottery ticket that meant I'd get 100 million chinese yuan... It just happens to be however that I'm a slug who can't speak... And the time it would take me to get to the place to cash in that ticket means it would expired... Even if I did make it there I'd likely be eaten or killed anyways... So I tried to eat it...

And then I died from extremely severe diahrea from trying to eat that lottery ticket. How do slugs get Diahrrea you ask? I have no idea... Well not that it matters. There was nothing for me to eat on land, didn't find more slugs. And I started to get hungry again after having eaten my sister and those other racist slugs. So I was going to die anyways. Well uh The End.

R. I. P Zlinqx the Black Chinese Sea Slug 2015-2015

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