[Double Dragon 3: The Ro****ta stones] Only like, the worst Double Dragon ever. Literal.
[Past Experience] I remember it being decent!
My father gave me a bunch of Sega Genesis games, you know, because "Sega does what Nintendon't", like only having 3 buttons, terrible graphics and horrible sound on each game. I would dump out the box of games and me and my siblings would divide the games and take turns playing each one for like an hour or whever I can't rumumbur too well. This was my only Double Dragon game and the first one I played until playing Super Double Dragon just recently and the difference is uncanny (if that means what I think it does)! I would play this and be really terrified of that old woman from the intro scene, she's like 100,000 years old and looks like a gypsy witch. The music also scared me a lot, I thought I was playing a horror game which deterred me slightly. I would play up to the part where you're in Egypt and die no matter how hard I tried, this is back when games were unpossible to beat unlike today where every game starts with a mandatory intro tutorial and difficulty settings, back then everything was "Die 100s of times until you sort of figure out to play then die 50 more times before playing something slightly less unpossible.". I didn't remember the music at all ironically which I'll get to in a moment...
[Menus] Stranguh, STRANGUH...!
There's literally only one menu in the whole entire game and it's when you walk into each country's only shop to buy health, lives, Hulk mode (turns you 10 feet tall and shirtless with acne, bacne and ***ne), and "tricks" which, doesn't do anything... #FalseAdvertisement
[Story] The Double Dukes of Hazzard
So the game starts with this boring ***, lame ***, dang *** story about a gypsy witch tellin them Double Duke boys they gotta take the General Lee around the world to face "The World's Most Strong Enemy". Billy and Jimmy Double Duke are like "Daggum, that thur is a bad *** enemy!" so they travel around the world for no reason what so whever getting attacked by literal clones (no varied enemy types either they're all just clones of one guy" until they make it to the end of whatever country they're visiting by walking right for a few minutes then fighting that country's boss.
[Graphics] Same old
The game looks okay, it's not special and the animation is kind of pugly but you know how it is, just generic. You start out as a dwarf then become a 10 foot tall roid gorilla if you buy the upgrade. There's really no special animations it's just your generic attacks, no hair blowing or clothes moving or anything special like that you usually get with Super Nintendo games.
[Sound] Schpingo!
The music in this is some of the best I've ever heard in any game eva. Each stage has a really beautifullistic cultural song playing, you get this ambient type rock music in 'MURICA, this modified version of Chum-Lee's theme in Jalapan, etc. I didn't remember anything about the music when I was young but maybe subconsiously that's what kept me playing it. I can honestly say it's some of the best music I've heard in any game, so if you want to play this just for the music do the Arcade version and avoid this one at all costs, even though the Arcade version suxors almost as much.
[Gameplay] More boring than TV (if that's even possible)
Oh don't even get me started on the gameplay, one of the most important parts of a vidya gaem! This game is on the Super Nintendo yes? Well, well, well! It sucks horrifically! You get a punch, a kick, and a jump. You can not kick while jumping. You can not punch while jumping. You can not crouch punch, nor can you crouch kick. There are no combos whatsowhever, this means no 2 hit combos, no 3 hit combos, no one two, no punch kick, no nuthin. I played Super Double Dragon after this expecting it to drink ball juice and you know what I saw? Combos! Variety! AnimationI! Kung Fu! (Rebecca Black voice) FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! (2 hours later)... It's sooo very simple, all you need is like, attack variations (uppercut, low kick for example) combos, charge attacks, skills, special attacks, weapons and grapples. This game only has punch and kick, and you know what else (I'll save you for later)!?
[Stability] Saved for later
And you know what else!? Dis game b ****a buggy. You have this constant problem where an enemy will punch or kick you and you'll fall down, when you fall down you get back up, when you get back up you'll get locked in place while the enemy punches you down again. Expect it to happen extremely frequently and expect mostly all of your deaths to come from it. *Spits on the rom of this game and my computer breaks*
[Controls] Made for Atari 2600
You know how when you play a PC game and it's a lazy port from the console, that disgusting thing peasants use, infact I made a console peasant type this for me as I speak (please help me, I haven't eaten in 4 days), you get those abrasive control issues, Skyrim for example, so you have to download mods to make it optimized for PC. Ugh, It's the same issue here, only you can't use mods. So you would accpect this crap from Sega but no, you get this on the actual Super Nintendo, a console with 4 extra buttons. I rest my case. But then again the Gamecube controller sucked rank Grinch ***.
[Difficulty] Almost as difficult as the 2014 GED (which is rigged btw)
If you play this you're going to die at the Egypt part which I never got past. You have to fight Genie from Aladdin and he morphs into all these celebrity caricatures and makes puns. No difficulty option which sucks Shrek's big, green, magnificent, hairy, ogre ****. The game calls itself hard by being cheap. You get punched once and you're going to get locked, you get locked and you stay locked until you die, I guess Bo Duke is supposed to save you but how many people had an extra controller back then or a sibling the same age who was actually interested in something other than [insert 1990s Minecraft game here]?
[Depth] Walk right
All you do is walk right. Just walk right endlessly until yo umake it to the end of the stage which tehn you fight a boss fight at the end of whichever country's stage you are at and in it you will die, there's no non-linearity in this game whatsoever, other than the fact that you can walk into this wan-tan shop to buy some weapons and junk that doesn't help you but more on that in teh Content section, I found that it is ironic how you travel all over the world just to beat up people while walking right and you don't really even go anywhere when you think about it, other than where the developer wants you to go, who is the developer Capcom? Well I felt like I was going nowhere i nthis game, despite being able to travel all over I think it would have been a nice change of pace had I the autonomousity to free roam. Unfortunatley that is not the case here, you simply walk right and nothing more and nothing less, I would have liked also if you could backtrack like in Super Metroid, yes I do reference it a lot but it's the quintessential platformer. It is sa precedent that games today even could reference. I may have liked thi sgame's music but I did not enjoy the gameplay what so ever, definitely play Super Double Dragon that is where you will get your money's worth.
[Content] Walk right
There realy isn't any content in this game at all, it's just, you guessed it, walking right. Go right for teh end of the map (literally huehue) until you reach the boss of that country that you are in and nothing else. Outside of the main game you get no choices in anything other than the actauL raw and plain vanilla gameplay of this. There aer no extra special features like you would normally see in any other game. What I would have liked to see is unlockables, that is so important for any game, it shows dedication and perseverence to strive forward and do something that you know you have to work for, something that can be special and unique to you, something that not anyone can just immediately have right away, it is simply essential ato have content like that, another thing: new game plus, is a must. Along with costumes, I do enjoy costumes and it's something that like, every Capcom does, yas. What else, there ought to be like a dojo or something thath teaches you combos similar to contemporary games. All of that is rather dandy, ho well at least the music is good.
[Replayability] Walk away
and never look back. Therre, used to be a greying toower aloone, on the seaa... Youu remained, the light on the dark side of mee *shoots myself in the head while singing* here is no new game plus, infact you never even beat the final boss, it isn't possible, try, but don't use Game Genie because that's cheating, try for real, never in a million years will you beat this, you'll die in teh Egypt stage, i've been trying for like 15 years and still haven't beaten that stage, by then you're already dead and it's alerady too late, I hate when you're playing a game and it only has 2 difficulties: hard and impossible, or sometimes 3 difficulties: hard, harder and impossible, games need to have a simple difficulty that is actually beatable so their games don't ssuck so much ***.
[Enemies] Attack of the Clones. Literal.
Hope you like clones! *Evil laugh* *cries*.
[Bosses] More cheap than a casino (if that's even possible)
The bosses in this game are epicular, they lock you in place with one punch until you die, you need some skillz to beat these bosses son, or Game Genie, actually not even Game Genie can help you here. Or the Genie from Aladdin, all 3 wishes would get flubbed and on the last wish he would just beg you to free him all day.
[Puzzles] SCOOBY DOOBY DUUUUUUUUKE!
This game does infact have puzzles. You have to figure out how to get out of being locked until death when an enemy punches you, but beware, no one has ever solved this mystery, except for the Scooy gang, and they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
[Comparisons] The endless cycle of crap
The Arcade version is vastly different. When you play you see Starlord in the background singing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough". You now have butter graphics, a 2 hit combo *fake audience claps*, the ability to jump kick, weapons, and that's it *fart sound*. I also playeded the Game Boy version (the little black and white thingy) and it's just a really cuhrappeh version of the Genesis game which is a crappy version of the SNES game which is a crap version of the Arcade game which is a crap version of itself. You get to use real quarters instead of ingame coins to buy your powerups in the Arcade version which is really cool, I used 99 quarters and still died repeatedly, true story.
[Trivia] The Rosetta Slots!
Here's a fun fact about this game if you didn't know it, no one has ever heard of this game until now, not even David, he doesn't know how this game got on Vizzed.
[Rating] Ewwwww! *voms mouth foam all over you*
3.5/10 And I thought Alien 3 was bad | 0.1/10 - If it didn't have the music

Sounds like a horrible game but your review explained why it is so horrible. The only thing I would say is that you were censor swearing a lot in your review, maybe too much. Of course, a little isn't bad but too much of it makes it looks like you are raging and not really telling about the good aspects of the game. 

Davideo7 : Don't you know how this game got here on Vizzed? That's really strange, even though it doesn't have a virus or something like that.

Looks like you posted this twice.
Local Mods : Trash either thread.

This is basically a copied review on a review you did in this thread and this isn't really allowed. So because of this, I'm going to close & trash this.