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Super Pitfall Review

 
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   THIS IS THE WORST GAME I'VE SEEN ON THE NES!!! THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME!! If you've seen the Angry Video Game Nerd's review on it, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! For those of you unaware, Pitfall was first on the Atari 2600. It was a classic on that little slab of wood.  Then, Pitfall II: The Lost Caverns came out on the 2600... And it was amazing! The cartridge had a special chip inside that would allow full music, and better colors in the game . Both of these games are classics (You should really try 'em out. There on this website, too!) But THIS GAME!... I don't even know were to start!
   First off, Pitfall Harry looks like a blue Mario, an he walks like he's hopping on one foot! And when you die... Uhh... just see for yourselves... This game is also balls-to-the-wall NUTS with difficulty! It's mainly got to do with the controls. They're EXTREMELY stiff! And your jump arch isn't that high either. And the enemies.... Oh good grief! You best be on your toes if you want to avoid them! You have a gun... That shoots higher than almost ALL THE ENEMIES!! Did I mention that you can only get hit once, 3 lives, no continues... Yes... Worse than Ghosts N Goblins. Worse than Batman on NES. Even Worse than Mega Man & Bass!!.......... (Sorry. I just threw up a bit inside...)
   The game is all about collecting things. Sounds simple right? Like a Banjo Kazooie type game? But no! These items are INVISIBLE! And you can reveal them... BUY JUMPING INTO WALLS!! What did the developers think the consumer audience was?... A bunch of MONKEYS?!?!
   And what do you get at the end of the game?.... A cruddy ending... Yeah!! What's a bad NES game without one?! THIS IS AWFUL! I'm sorry David Crane (Pitfall Creator) for this piece of buffalo droppings! You'd be better off playing Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure on Super Nintendo.
  That's all I gotta say, and good night! Or afternoon... Or morning- You know what I mean!
   THIS IS THE WORST GAME I'VE SEEN ON THE NES!!! THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME!! If you've seen the Angry Video Game Nerd's review on it, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! For those of you unaware, Pitfall was first on the Atari 2600. It was a classic on that little slab of wood.  Then, Pitfall II: The Lost Caverns came out on the 2600... And it was amazing! The cartridge had a special chip inside that would allow full music, and better colors in the game . Both of these games are classics (You should really try 'em out. There on this website, too!) But THIS GAME!... I don't even know were to start!
   First off, Pitfall Harry looks like a blue Mario, an he walks like he's hopping on one foot! And when you die... Uhh... just see for yourselves... This game is also balls-to-the-wall NUTS with difficulty! It's mainly got to do with the controls. They're EXTREMELY stiff! And your jump arch isn't that high either. And the enemies.... Oh good grief! You best be on your toes if you want to avoid them! You have a gun... That shoots higher than almost ALL THE ENEMIES!! Did I mention that you can only get hit once, 3 lives, no continues... Yes... Worse than Ghosts N Goblins. Worse than Batman on NES. Even Worse than Mega Man & Bass!!.......... (Sorry. I just threw up a bit inside...)
   The game is all about collecting things. Sounds simple right? Like a Banjo Kazooie type game? But no! These items are INVISIBLE! And you can reveal them... BUY JUMPING INTO WALLS!! What did the developers think the consumer audience was?... A bunch of MONKEYS?!?!
   And what do you get at the end of the game?.... A cruddy ending... Yeah!! What's a bad NES game without one?! THIS IS AWFUL! I'm sorry David Crane (Pitfall Creator) for this piece of buffalo droppings! You'd be better off playing Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure on Super Nintendo.
  That's all I gotta say, and good night! Or afternoon... Or morning- You know what I mean!
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This review is not the best but it is a pretty good start. First of all you past 100 words which is better than most people of your age's first review.
 
Though if you review a game you should review the game fairly instead of just saying THIS GAME SUCKS. Also please do not just copy the angry video game nerd.
This review is not the best but it is a pretty good start. First of all you past 100 words which is better than most people of your age's first review.
 
Though if you review a game you should review the game fairly instead of just saying THIS GAME SUCKS. Also please do not just copy the angry video game nerd.
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