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This game's low quality is legendary to the point it's no longer compared to Pokemon Quartz. It's completely new level of terrible. Playing it is NOT enjoyable in any way and Pokemon fans, RPG fans, video games fans... people should stay away from this abomination.

Graphics: 3
It may look good at the beginning, and by beginning I mean before you get to see your choice of starters. I'm glad they didn't change the tileset, because if they did, there would be no time for my eyes to stop bleeding. The pokemon look like something drawn by a blindfolded 3 year-old with parkinsons. Some of them may look better than the others, but the first ones you see are the most hideous things ever created. Trainers' sprites aren't that bad except for the police. I know the romhacker was an edgy teenager in the "disregard the constabulary" phase but for God's sake, why did they make police officers look like gnomes, if they showed us that they can edit existing sprites well enough!

Addictiveness: 1
Geography. Topaz region is the worst place to be in. Seriously guys, how many times in your life have you seen a labyrinth made of trees, rocks and ledges on a road between two towns? In this game they're everywhere and they are there only to make your life miserable. You can't play it with speed button, because of ledges and playing without it would take years.
The other thing that makes me want to forget about this hack is quality of sprites. I'm not going to talk about it again.

Story: 2
Team Rocket member saves the world after incompetent policemen wakes a legendary dragon. It's like Pokemon Ruby but more edgy. Our protagonist is an unlikable douchebag, just like all the characters in this game. The best way to play is to forget about the plot, because reading makes the suffering last longer.

Depth: 3
Like Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire. Why 3 then? It tries to look bigger by adding stupid mazes, underground passages and unnecessarily long, empty paths. This is just how hacks are NOT supposed to be made.

Is that all? Of course not! Do you know that glitch where you take control of an NPC after exiting start menu? It happens all the time here. I had to reset several times because I got stuck in a gym in notLavaridge. In notRusturf tunnel, there is a place where you can jump out of a ledge into a wall. The worst part is that you can't walk in any direction and you must either use escape rope or get your pokemon fainted. I didn't have any ropes, my pokemon were over 10 levels above local wildlife and I accidentally saved when I was taking a screenshot. It took me half an hour to struggle out.

This game is able to break the bravest of men. It makes Pokemon Leaf Reborn look acceptable (or at leas less tedious). It's a crime against romhacking. It makes honey go sour. It's bad. Seriously, don't play it if you don't have to.
This game's low quality is legendary to the point it's no longer compared to Pokemon Quartz. It's completely new level of terrible. Playing it is NOT enjoyable in any way and Pokemon fans, RPG fans, video games fans... people should stay away from this abomination.

Graphics: 3
It may look good at the beginning, and by beginning I mean before you get to see your choice of starters. I'm glad they didn't change the tileset, because if they did, there would be no time for my eyes to stop bleeding. The pokemon look like something drawn by a blindfolded 3 year-old with parkinsons. Some of them may look better than the others, but the first ones you see are the most hideous things ever created. Trainers' sprites aren't that bad except for the police. I know the romhacker was an edgy teenager in the "disregard the constabulary" phase but for God's sake, why did they make police officers look like gnomes, if they showed us that they can edit existing sprites well enough!

Addictiveness: 1
Geography. Topaz region is the worst place to be in. Seriously guys, how many times in your life have you seen a labyrinth made of trees, rocks and ledges on a road between two towns? In this game they're everywhere and they are there only to make your life miserable. You can't play it with speed button, because of ledges and playing without it would take years.
The other thing that makes me want to forget about this hack is quality of sprites. I'm not going to talk about it again.

Story: 2
Team Rocket member saves the world after incompetent policemen wakes a legendary dragon. It's like Pokemon Ruby but more edgy. Our protagonist is an unlikable douchebag, just like all the characters in this game. The best way to play is to forget about the plot, because reading makes the suffering last longer.

Depth: 3
Like Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire. Why 3 then? It tries to look bigger by adding stupid mazes, underground passages and unnecessarily long, empty paths. This is just how hacks are NOT supposed to be made.

Is that all? Of course not! Do you know that glitch where you take control of an NPC after exiting start menu? It happens all the time here. I had to reset several times because I got stuck in a gym in notLavaridge. In notRusturf tunnel, there is a place where you can jump out of a ledge into a wall. The worst part is that you can't walk in any direction and you must either use escape rope or get your pokemon fainted. I didn't have any ropes, my pokemon were over 10 levels above local wildlife and I accidentally saved when I was taking a screenshot. It took me half an hour to struggle out.

This game is able to break the bravest of men. It makes Pokemon Leaf Reborn look acceptable (or at leas less tedious). It's a crime against romhacking. It makes honey go sour. It's bad. Seriously, don't play it if you don't have to.
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Good review man! I really liked it, it was funny and was pretty well detailed. Altough I prefer Pokemon reviews over the 1000 words but that's just me. Overall this review is great. i look forward to more.
Good review man! I really liked it, it was funny and was pretty well detailed. Altough I prefer Pokemon reviews over the 1000 words but that's just me. Overall this review is great. i look forward to more.
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