BARBIE:PET RESCUE (GBC)

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TITLE: BARBIE PET RESCUE SYSTEM : GBC REVIEW BY: GOLGO 14

A ROARING EPIC OF PLASTIC PROPORTIONS

Barbie

et Rescue is just amazing! It is a game that has changed the way I will look at Barbie from now on. It is a tale of shocking bravery,courage and complete mystery. Throughout the time I played my jaw was on the floor and it just wouldn't shut, so before I break the review down I would like to illustrate just the first five minutes of the game to give you a clear indication of where this experience took this reviewer..There was a horrendous storm in the town of Green Harbor.A storm so loud it managed to free all of the animals everywhere (including the Animals at the Island Rescue Station..Amazing!)that must have been in kennels built from wafer cookie as they all took off into the forest trembling in fear leaving all of their owners in the now distressed town of Green Harbor not only calling Phoenix Wright to sue the Kennel manufacturers but to find some one brave enough to venture into the midnight storm, some one that is so determined
to bring them back all of their pets that will stop at nothing to get the job done and return order to Green Harbor her name is..BARBIE!! At this moment I'm so pumped! Then I press start...and the amazement begins!
It would seem I am the only employee working at Barbie's Pet rescue station.Why don't I have any body helping me? Oh well I gotta take this call, because every one who lost their pet needs my help!I take the first call and the owner gives me the full description of their lost pet.The dog's name is Ginger and for some unexplainable reason the owner THINKS she might be causing trouble in an apple orchard..At that moment I realized that not only are the pets lost..THIS ENTIRE TOWN IS LOST!!If you lose you're pet in a storm WHY would you assume to tell the rescue worker that they might be causing trouble at an apple orchard? Aren't the animal's terrified??Are all of the owners unable to leave their house?Regardless Barbie must know something I don't because away she goes to the Orchard.I get in my jeep and arrive at the apple orchard and sure enough the owner was correct!WOW!There she is on top of a giant stone wall knocking over barrels of apples. I grab a basket and start catching every apple until I receive a message saying mission complete!Oh Ginger you little rascal!I then return to the kennel and discover I now have the options to feed her what would appear to be mold in a bowl, give her a giant pill of some sort,brush her and finally giver her a bath.I select the mold option and Ginger eats the mold and goes to sleep instantly.I'm not sure why, but while Ginger was sleeping I decided to give her one of the giant pills that woke her right up! then i decided to give her a bath that when activated looks like my roof starts to leak drips of water.Ginger then goes to sleep again on the cold hard metal floor.AMAZING! The next day Barbie needs to return Ginger to her owner, that after last night must be a little traumatized.So what does Barbie decide to do?? Why instead of putting Ginger in the jeep she decides"I think I will put Ginger in my little pink scooter and take the most DANGEROUS ROAD POSSIBLE BACK TO THE OWNER! And away I went onto a highway filled with rocks, blocked paths and dangerous ramps!Weeee!This makes so much sense!Then it happened...I hit a rock.Lights Out.No more Ginger..FAIL.I then appear back at the kennel most likely with a concussion and for some unreported reason there is now a cat that suddenly appeared in my Kennel?I didn't even get a call!What is the meaning of this?"Oh well" I said, and gave it a bowl of mold and continued my journey! That was just the first 5 minutes! Incredible.

GRAPHICS:10/10 As far as I can tell, if you love Barbie like I do you will appreciate how the developers took the time and thought to place Barbie's favorite colors EVERYWHERE!Purple, pink,green, blue and brown explode off the screen like never before! Every sprite ,texture and frame of animation is so breathtaking, that only the most dedicated, creative group of kindergartens could have been responsible for the artistry on display here.Seeing is believing folks!

SOUND: 10/10 From the title screen to the first mission EVERYTHING is layered in a mysterious boop or bleep melody creating a sense of mystery and allure as to what was kind of medication the composer was on when meditating on what notes would grace Barbie: Pet Rescue! From the boop of your scooter smashing violently into rocks to the humble quietness of the traumatized animals lapping up the rest of their moldy dinner in your Rescue Penitentiary,the sound design works in such a subliminal way even Nobuo Uematsu would be stunned!Additionally,you can even turn the volume completely off and to my amazement achieve the same incredible effect the composer was shooting for.I wish I could score the beast an 11!

ADDICTIVENESS:10/10 If you love smashing into rocks with a scooter,playing memory games or drawing the correct path out of a maze,Barbie: pet Rescue has it in spades!Every call you receive feels so important that the wait to catch apples in a barrel to rescue a lost animal carries the same anticipation you will get from waiting in line for Avengers 2! The anticipation at times was so great I actually stated to cry!The play control feels like I always felt a Barbie game should play.I actually felt like I was made of plastic and rubber just like Barbie!Every thing feels so limited,so frustrating and lacks any variety that if Barbie did exist in the real world this must be how she would feel all the time! Bravo!Taking "care" of each animal so they have a full happy meter never gets old!Here puppy take a giant happy pill,then go to sleep,wait,wake up i need to give you a cold shower..now enjoy some mold and go to sleep.Hey wake up I need to brush you!..so addicting it makes Tetris feel like watching paint dry.

CHALLENGE:10/10 If you can complete all of these missions without a walk through or better yet without having you're eyelids glued open then Kudos to you gamer,you just became Mr. Incredible,give yourself a big pat on the back!

CONCLUSION:This title is the most fun,incredible game giving gamers that type of experience only found in a type of military funded control/torture device experiment that went terribly wrong leaving many unexplained, unanswered questions could give and that is really all there is to say!

overall 10/10 must play!

TITLE: BARBIE PET RESCUE SYSTEM : GBC REVIEW BY: GOLGO 14

A ROARING EPIC OF PLASTIC PROPORTIONS

Barbie

et Rescue is just amazing! It is a game that has changed the way I will look at Barbie from now on. It is a tale of shocking bravery,courage and complete mystery. Throughout the time I played my jaw was on the floor and it just wouldn't shut, so before I break the review down I would like to illustrate just the first five minutes of the game to give you a clear indication of where this experience took this reviewer..There was a horrendous storm in the town of Green Harbor.A storm so loud it managed to free all of the animals everywhere (including the Animals at the Island Rescue Station..Amazing!)that must have been in kennels built from wafer cookie as they all took off into the forest trembling in fear leaving all of their owners in the now distressed town of Green Harbor not only calling Phoenix Wright to sue the Kennel manufacturers but to find some one brave enough to venture into the midnight storm, some one that is so determined
to bring them back all of their pets that will stop at nothing to get the job done and return order to Green Harbor her name is..BARBIE!! At this moment I'm so pumped! Then I press start...and the amazement begins!
It would seem I am the only employee working at Barbie's Pet rescue station.Why don't I have any body helping me? Oh well I gotta take this call, because every one who lost their pet needs my help!I take the first call and the owner gives me the full description of their lost pet.The dog's name is Ginger and for some unexplainable reason the owner THINKS she might be causing trouble in an apple orchard..At that moment I realized that not only are the pets lost..THIS ENTIRE TOWN IS LOST!!If you lose you're pet in a storm WHY would you assume to tell the rescue worker that they might be causing trouble at an apple orchard? Aren't the animal's terrified??Are all of the owners unable to leave their house?Regardless Barbie must know something I don't because away she goes to the Orchard.I get in my jeep and arrive at the apple orchard and sure enough the owner was correct!WOW!There she is on top of a giant stone wall knocking over barrels of apples. I grab a basket and start catching every apple until I receive a message saying mission complete!Oh Ginger you little rascal!I then return to the kennel and discover I now have the options to feed her what would appear to be mold in a bowl, give her a giant pill of some sort,brush her and finally giver her a bath.I select the mold option and Ginger eats the mold and goes to sleep instantly.I'm not sure why, but while Ginger was sleeping I decided to give her one of the giant pills that woke her right up! then i decided to give her a bath that when activated looks like my roof starts to leak drips of water.Ginger then goes to sleep again on the cold hard metal floor.AMAZING! The next day Barbie needs to return Ginger to her owner, that after last night must be a little traumatized.So what does Barbie decide to do?? Why instead of putting Ginger in the jeep she decides"I think I will put Ginger in my little pink scooter and take the most DANGEROUS ROAD POSSIBLE BACK TO THE OWNER! And away I went onto a highway filled with rocks, blocked paths and dangerous ramps!Weeee!This makes so much sense!Then it happened...I hit a rock.Lights Out.No more Ginger..FAIL.I then appear back at the kennel most likely with a concussion and for some unreported reason there is now a cat that suddenly appeared in my Kennel?I didn't even get a call!What is the meaning of this?"Oh well" I said, and gave it a bowl of mold and continued my journey! That was just the first 5 minutes! Incredible.

GRAPHICS:10/10 As far as I can tell, if you love Barbie like I do you will appreciate how the developers took the time and thought to place Barbie's favorite colors EVERYWHERE!Purple, pink,green, blue and brown explode off the screen like never before! Every sprite ,texture and frame of animation is so breathtaking, that only the most dedicated, creative group of kindergartens could have been responsible for the artistry on display here.Seeing is believing folks!

SOUND: 10/10 From the title screen to the first mission EVERYTHING is layered in a mysterious boop or bleep melody creating a sense of mystery and allure as to what was kind of medication the composer was on when meditating on what notes would grace Barbie: Pet Rescue! From the boop of your scooter smashing violently into rocks to the humble quietness of the traumatized animals lapping up the rest of their moldy dinner in your Rescue Penitentiary,the sound design works in such a subliminal way even Nobuo Uematsu would be stunned!Additionally,you can even turn the volume completely off and to my amazement achieve the same incredible effect the composer was shooting for.I wish I could score the beast an 11!

ADDICTIVENESS:10/10 If you love smashing into rocks with a scooter,playing memory games or drawing the correct path out of a maze,Barbie: pet Rescue has it in spades!Every call you receive feels so important that the wait to catch apples in a barrel to rescue a lost animal carries the same anticipation you will get from waiting in line for Avengers 2! The anticipation at times was so great I actually stated to cry!The play control feels like I always felt a Barbie game should play.I actually felt like I was made of plastic and rubber just like Barbie!Every thing feels so limited,so frustrating and lacks any variety that if Barbie did exist in the real world this must be how she would feel all the time! Bravo!Taking "care" of each animal so they have a full happy meter never gets old!Here puppy take a giant happy pill,then go to sleep,wait,wake up i need to give you a cold shower..now enjoy some mold and go to sleep.Hey wake up I need to brush you!..so addicting it makes Tetris feel like watching paint dry.

CHALLENGE:10/10 If you can complete all of these missions without a walk through or better yet without having you're eyelids glued open then Kudos to you gamer,you just became Mr. Incredible,give yourself a big pat on the back!

CONCLUSION:This title is the most fun,incredible game giving gamers that type of experience only found in a type of military funded control/torture device experiment that went terribly wrong leaving many unexplained, unanswered questions could give and that is really all there is to say!

overall 10/10 must play!

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Thanks for reading as always! I hope you had a good laugh.I really tried to be serious but obviously couldn,t help myself.Besides,kids deserve a much better game and for what it's worth so does barbie!