HEYA guys welcome to the 22nd day of awesome month and we only have a few days left and i dont think we will be able to get all the pokemon i like but screw it im going to try my hardest WHY YOU ASK because i like giving my opinions to people and people like it when i give my opinions to them so TO THE REVIEW...oh wait i have to tell you why i like this pokemon

Well to be honest...i dont exactly know why i do like maybe because its so cute maybe because its so unique....well at least it was in its day but guys this is one of the few times where i really dont know why i like this pokemon 

MOVESET

At the start we get poison sting and leer....oh crap your going to suck aren't you..?

At level 5 we get absorb now this is a good move...for now it may be a little weak but still its going to give you some health back so i say take it

At level 9 we get growth this move raises the users special attack stat by 1 stage...it may not seem useful now but i say hold on to this move it going to be useful later but still its your choice 

At level 13 we get leech seed...NO 


At level 17 we get sand attack...pfft

At level 21 we get pin missle this bug type move has a base damage of 21 and will hit the opponent 2-5 times..the funny this is thing is canneas most powerful move i am not even kidding you it is why..? because no matter what its assured that this move will do a base damage of 42 that is higher than ANYTHING we have now so i hate to say this but....take this move 

NOW at level 25 we get ingrain...ugh

At level 29 we get SOMETHING useful known as faint attack this dark type move has a base attack damage of 60 and has 100% accuracy this is currently the most powerful move we have now so take it 

At level 32 we get the agent of Awesomeness himself cacturne and this may sound weird but...does this thing remind you of Freddy from nightmare on elm street at all...even a little just take a good solid look at it for 1 minute..

NOW at level 35 we get spikes..the competitive community eats this move up...but there a reason that only the competitive community loves this move...

At level 41 we get cacturnes most powerful move....yeah i am serious it really is and that move is sucker punch this dark type move has a base damage of 80 and has 100% accuracy also it is a priority type move aka this move will almost always hit first if the target is using a damaging type move 

At level 47 we get payback this move does more damage if you were hit during the turn you used this move so let put in a situation for this move 

Lets say that pikachu used thunder shock on me that move has a base damage of 20  and after that i used payback which has a base damage 50 it will now do 70 because that base damage just added to paybacks attack that is how this move works

so this is a good move take it if you want 

At level 59 we get contton spore...NO 

At level 65 we get sandstorm...somewhat effective but i dont like it take it if you want 

at level 71 we get destiny bond and im am going to tell you how this move works in the simplest way possible

The user uses destiny bond

If the user faints the target pokemon faints

i know there is a little bit more to it but that is basically how it works all in all if you want it fine but i dont like it 

STATS

Alright this guys stats are...decent lets get into them,its HP is at 70....not good...at all that is going to screw you over sometimes i promise you,next we have its attack-HOLY CRAP THATS A HIGH STAT its at 115 and thank god that  it has this stat because most of its moves are physical so i thank you cacturne i thank you,next we have its defense at...60...this is all one big tease you know that it just flashes some good stats at you then it has bad stats again its like a hot girl with a TERRIBLE personality,now its special attack on the other hand is...115...uh cacturne your not understanding how this thing works...you see your moveset is mostly physical attack...not SPECIAL ATTACK MORON,its special defense is at 60....ugh...and its speed is at 55-OH come on thats terrible...okay this things stats do suck but if you can i do recommend you EV train it to focus on defense and special defense all its other stats can hold off so dont worry about it,as for its weaknesses...oh my god..this thing has 6 WEAKNESSES...ARE YOU KIDDING ME CACTURNE 3 OF WHICH ARE COMMON THOSE ARE BUG FLYING FIGHTING FIRE ICE AND BUG...next just next go to the tms and give me a minute 

TMS AND HMS 

I put this together after i got about 2/4's into testing 

Sucker punch 
Sword dance
Spikes 
Energy ball

Man,,,if this thing only had a healing type move..anyway this move does have some strategy behind it and this set is most effective if you did what i said and EV trained it in defense and special defense anyway lets get into this'spikes are there for you to set up your attack use them and watch the magic happen,now sword dance is there to boost the power of sucker punch and sucker punch is also there to be your main attack move,meh energy ball is there because i just put it there if you guys got a better set just tell me

GYMS AND RIVALS

Pfft...no...no you cant be serious....oh my god you are...okay let me tell you why this thing BLOWS in gyms it has far to many weaknesses and its just SLOW to the point where its insane and to the point where it will almost never hit first and that is just one of the main problems the next is...well there is no other problem really the only thing holding it back is its speed and that will hurt you alot,your rival...is the exact same thing but worst its worst because now you have a wide variety of pokemon that are trying to kill you and in case you have not noticed this thing has ALOT of weaknesses also in case you have not noticed in every pokemon game EVER your rival has ALOT OF POKEMON so lets see your slow and you have alot of weaknesses...how do you think this will play out in the end..? okay i will admit this thing could be somewhat effective but only use it if you have a type advantage do not use it to lead your team,trainers as always are just cannon fodder even this thing is not bad enough to suck against trainers, as for the elite 4 you should already know this thing will die SO QUICK that you will want to release this thing back to the wild after the first 4 trys....

Final thoughts: woah...nostalgia has betrayed me...how did i like this thing to begin with its moveset is decent its tms are bad and its TERRIBLE against gyms and trainers now granted it does have some good things to it like that attack and special attack...even though i hate it...i will admit its good and at certain times it does show signs of promise and what it could have become but right now...it really sucks you can find much more pokemon that does what this pokemon does but better even shiftry is better than this and that why i have to give it this rating 

Final rating:2.2/5

Fun Fact: If you ever wonder what my favorite show is old or new its ed edd n eddy i freaking love it and i love the ed edd n eddy the teen series fanfiction my god that is the best ed edd n eddy fanfiction i have ever seen look it up on google or something if you have never read it before i am such a freaking nerd that i have every episode on dvd and every special as well...yep and i am proud of that...

IMPORTANT CHANGE TO THE FORMAT CONTINUE TO READ

From now on i am going to try something different when i review pokemon and its not that big of a change but its still notable and thats the agent of awesomeness badge,i will give this rank to a pokemon that i find worthy of the badge..how do they earn the badge well its kind of hard to explain, pokemon will earn this badge if they have some unique traits to it...i should tell you i have a weird definition of the word unique..






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