I would cloan him and make my army and he would walk up to houses and ring the bell and walk into the house and won't leave until they will come to me.HA HA.

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Originally posted by SykNasty01

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I would blow my nose with it and then chase everyone around with it and have them all fall into a volcano since they wont be paying attention to where they are going, just to me chasing them with boogers. haha.hr>

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That.

A can of Pepsi that is empty.

I would put poison in it and clone it and publish it and they wouldn't get the antidote unless they obey me.

A dog bowl.

i would fill the dog bowl with dog food (the wet sticky gross kind) and throw it at everyone and get it all over them and street dogs would bite them to get the food until i RULE THEM ALL!!!!!

lip balm (or chapstick if thats what you call it)

I would take it and ru it on peoples eyes and make them run into a volcano.Har Har.

A speck of dust.

I will create that speck of dust into a dust cloud and shroud the Earth of dust fog.

Then I will have an assassin kill everyone except one, besides me!

Zit cream.

I will create a nuclear bomb out of zit cream. Lasers.

With lazers, I would go out to the bank and use them to get to destroy people who would get in my way, and I would get money.

A chicken leg.

I will get close to all the world leaders. Once I do that I have them all go on a walk with me to a farm, once we're at the farm I throw the chicken leg at bunch, and as we all know from the Legend of Zelda games chickens can get very vicious. The chickens all attack the world leaders whilst I, donning a chicken costume, will be left perfectly fine. Once the world leaders are gone I will easily take over the world by assuming all their identities at once.

a toe nail clipper.

I use it and my feet to create a toe nail shooting gun, I will then commence to shoot all the people into a panic that I will use to take over, mwahahaha!!!!

an aglet. (the thing at the end of a shoe lace)

I would shine it so hard, it would pierce everything! Then, I would clone it a lot of times, and throw them everywhere, piercing everything around me! BWAHAHAHAHA!

A toenail.

With a toe nail, I would cut my opponent's neck, and laugh at them.

Cheese.

Originally posted by BreakDown

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With a toe nail, I would cut my opponent's neck, and laugh at them.

Cheese.

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I would leave it out for months until it becomes the stinkiest cheese known to mankind, then I'd duplicate it and send it out to all the supermarkets in the world, and people would it and all die!! Mwhahahahaha XD
A leaf.

i would use it to make LEAF MONSTER JUTSU like Naruto "3 epic-ness-ly
a micheal jackson thriller jacket

With the Micheal Jackson thriller jacket, I can make aprofit out of it. I then would buy the largest and dangerous supply of weapons and lazers, and I would take over the world.


The next item is a t.v.

I will install something into the TV that will make it play "barney" and "Dora" at the highest volume the Tv can play it (and it IS going to be REALLY loud) and it can never be turned off by anyone but me, then, I will send it to all the houses in the world, and to the white house, and I will only turn the Television off if they obey me, and if they betray me, they will be tied up and trap in a room playing "Dora" and "barney" at the same time.

I can also use to this to take over the children (young ones) and I will allow them to watch ONLY if they obey me.

I AM SO EVIL.

Now the item will be... Grilled cheese sandwiches (Sims reference, it is the most well known food for Sims fans, there is even an aspiration for that sandwich. ), BTW, they taste good -and is a real food-.

EDIT: can someone fix Roxas941 layout, please ?

Since EVERYONE loves grilled cheese, i will just set up a "trade a gun for a friggen grilled cheese sandwich" and everyone wants the sandwich, so they would trade me the guns, next, once i have all the guns in the world, i will threaten everyone in the world by holding the last grilled cheese sandwich hostage, NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO RESIST IT!!!



And now for something completely different, A pinball machine, without a ball.

Not EVERYONE likes Grilled Cheese. In fact, I hate grilled cheese. :|

I would threaten to smash the Pinball Machine into Ol' Faithful (AKA Yellowstone's Deadly Supervolcano) and make it erupt unless everyone obeys me.

A jigsaw puzzle.

Originally posted by RedMageCole

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Not EVERYONE likes Grilled Cheese. In fact, I hate grilled cheese. :|

I would threaten to smash the Pinball Machine into Ol' Faithful (AKA Yellowstone's Deadly Supervolcano) and make it erupt unless everyone obeys me.

A jigsaw puzzle.

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HEATHEN!!!

Takes a piece of the jigsaw puzzle (which happens to be one of a grilled cheese sammich) and precedes to shove it down RedMageCole's throat. I then do the same to each of the world leaders but end up trying to eat one of the pieces of the grilled cheese puzzle myself and accidentally kill myself. I then come back as a super powered ghost and take over the world.

A spork.

I weld the spork into a more powerful fork, and I turn the fork into a satellite transmitter and threaten to use the American Nucular Supply in space to kill us all unless I become ruler of Earth.

A single sheet of toilet paper.