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Paper routes. Otherwise known as hell

 
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Man I just LOVE this game. But many people think it's a little bonker's. Really! Evil old lady's drunk driver's and so SO much more madness. But now that I think of it... This game is pretty accurate. I'm 12 and a paper route is the best I can get when it comes to jobs. ( And there's NO way I'm babysitting. I'm not good with kids. ) And I have had this route for 3 years now and I will admit that crazy things happen a lot on your route. The thing this game didn't right is.. Well. In real life you're not gonna be on that bike. Anyway! I should talk about this game! Yeah! I havn't even mentioned the name of the game yet! Well you probably guessed it (Really how would you NOT know by now?) ,it's paper boy on nes.

Game play: The game play is simple. You must memorize the houses that have subscribed to your newspaper and deliver to those houses while avoiding an immense amount of hazards. Don't worry. We are getting to that. Anyway, you must also memorize which houses aren't subscribed to you. At the end of a stage you get to go to a bonus stage. These bonus stages are really fun. You go though an obstacle course. Now if there's one thing I would do after I finish my paper route it's NOT GONNA BE GO THOUGH A RANDOM OBSTACLE COURSE. This obstacle course is very hard and takes a lot of skill. You need to know when to speed up and slow down. You even get to throw paper's  at targets for more points. It's lots of fun. :3

sound: sound is pretty good. Everything sounds how it supposed to (Sadly its not as good as the arcades sound but it's still pretty good.) Although I can't make out what he says when he gets hit by something. It's different every time, yes, I know but I can never and I repeat never figure out it says. ( feel free to tell me. :3)

graphics: The graphics are GLORIOUS! It's like I just walked into a room full of butterf- You know what? screw it. I don't need to explain how awesome the graphics are. Find out yourself you lazy bum. All I can say is that their awesome (man. Can I really even count this as a paragraph? No? How about now? Now? What about now? Cmon! I'm just gonna keep typing up until the point where this can count as a paragraph! Ugh. Finally.)

Addictiveness: I play this game all the time. It's so much fun. It's so addictive. There are games that are fun to play the first time but then aren't fun anymore after awhile. Well paperboy does not let that happen. It's wacky graphics amusing sound affects and easy to learn game play just wont allow that to happen!It keeps me coming back for more even when I get a game over.  Want everything I just said in a nutshell? It addictive.

Depth: I'm not even gonna try with this one. Wanna know my thought's about how much this game has to offer? Well, I'll make it quick: this game has many things to offer. It may not have a lot of stages but attempting to get the highest score sure keeps you busy. So paper boy is on the safe side when it comes to depth. There you happy?

 In conclusion... Thanks for taking time out of your life and wasting it reading my stupid review. Tell me what game I should review next! Hope you enjo- (some random guy) WAIT! WHAT'S ZE FINAL SCOREZZZZ?????? (me) Ugh. 9. There. You happy? Now bye!
Man I just LOVE this game. But many people think it's a little bonker's. Really! Evil old lady's drunk driver's and so SO much more madness. But now that I think of it... This game is pretty accurate. I'm 12 and a paper route is the best I can get when it comes to jobs. ( And there's NO way I'm babysitting. I'm not good with kids. ) And I have had this route for 3 years now and I will admit that crazy things happen a lot on your route. The thing this game didn't right is.. Well. In real life you're not gonna be on that bike. Anyway! I should talk about this game! Yeah! I havn't even mentioned the name of the game yet! Well you probably guessed it (Really how would you NOT know by now?) ,it's paper boy on nes.

Game play: The game play is simple. You must memorize the houses that have subscribed to your newspaper and deliver to those houses while avoiding an immense amount of hazards. Don't worry. We are getting to that. Anyway, you must also memorize which houses aren't subscribed to you. At the end of a stage you get to go to a bonus stage. These bonus stages are really fun. You go though an obstacle course. Now if there's one thing I would do after I finish my paper route it's NOT GONNA BE GO THOUGH A RANDOM OBSTACLE COURSE. This obstacle course is very hard and takes a lot of skill. You need to know when to speed up and slow down. You even get to throw paper's  at targets for more points. It's lots of fun. :3

sound: sound is pretty good. Everything sounds how it supposed to (Sadly its not as good as the arcades sound but it's still pretty good.) Although I can't make out what he says when he gets hit by something. It's different every time, yes, I know but I can never and I repeat never figure out it says. ( feel free to tell me. :3)

graphics: The graphics are GLORIOUS! It's like I just walked into a room full of butterf- You know what? screw it. I don't need to explain how awesome the graphics are. Find out yourself you lazy bum. All I can say is that their awesome (man. Can I really even count this as a paragraph? No? How about now? Now? What about now? Cmon! I'm just gonna keep typing up until the point where this can count as a paragraph! Ugh. Finally.)

Addictiveness: I play this game all the time. It's so much fun. It's so addictive. There are games that are fun to play the first time but then aren't fun anymore after awhile. Well paperboy does not let that happen. It's wacky graphics amusing sound affects and easy to learn game play just wont allow that to happen!It keeps me coming back for more even when I get a game over.  Want everything I just said in a nutshell? It addictive.

Depth: I'm not even gonna try with this one. Wanna know my thought's about how much this game has to offer? Well, I'll make it quick: this game has many things to offer. It may not have a lot of stages but attempting to get the highest score sure keeps you busy. So paper boy is on the safe side when it comes to depth. There you happy?

 In conclusion... Thanks for taking time out of your life and wasting it reading my stupid review. Tell me what game I should review next! Hope you enjo- (some random guy) WAIT! WHAT'S ZE FINAL SCOREZZZZ?????? (me) Ugh. 9. There. You happy? Now bye!
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This is a pretty good review! You really seem to know what you are talking about! I was never really fond of this game, but after reading your review, I am going to play it! Keep up the good work, and keep making reviews!
This is a pretty good review! You really seem to know what you are talking about! I was never really fond of this game, but after reading your review, I am going to play it! Keep up the good work, and keep making reviews!
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