You are tickled to death with a feather.

I am taking a shower.

You are in a tub taking a shower, than suddenly u slip and hit your had on floor. Your nerves are damaged and you are bleeding, you cant call for help because of your nerves and you die in great pain.

I'm looking right into meteor that will hit the ground in 15 minutes, and he will hit right in front of me...
(I made it so easy  xD)

it's Kamen Rider Meteor! he makes a turn in the air and he obviously misses you. Kamen Rider Ryuuga, who was following Meteor on Dragblacker, hits you instead. his dragon eating you. you are dead...

i'm watching the meteor storm...

Elijah_Madigan :

Too easy. Lucky for you, I've got a large imagination.

As you were watching, the Meteor Godess started watching with you. You tried to mug her due to her magnificent riches, and she summons a meteor on you, killing her and you! Double death.

I am Columbus before discovering America. If I am to die, many people cannot live where they do.

Some guy in a strange device comes up. He says that he knows that you will discover America, so he kills you so he can discover it himself. You are dead.

I am a pet dog, wagging my tail at being petted by my master who cares for me and would never do anything bad to me.

You then wag your tail so much out of excitement that you realize you are being propelled and lifted into the air because of the force from the shaking of your tail caused you to fly into the air, you then leave earth's atmosphere and are pelted by several meteorites in space and you are almost dead and then you fly straight into the scorching sun and you are melted and burned to death. Congratulations sir, you are dead.

I am preparing to take the rainbow banner back for this month's TDV, I am only 5 points away! 

You are almost at the top: only 1 point to go... but then the secret organization, the Vizzuminati, steal all your account information just for the sake of gaining your Viz and for having another pawn in the forums.  As you lie crying in your bed you decide you will not sit idly by and watch the Vizzuminati take what isn't theirs.  You train hard for 3 days, preparing yourself by playing Goldeneye 007 and dry-cleaning your best suit.  You google search their base and luckily it comes up.  Taking a cab all the way to New York City, you fight your way up the Empire State building only to have a final showdown with Vizzuminati's leader, the Nazi Red who has the power to control animals. After going through an onslaught of bears and lions you come out bloodied and and heavily wounded, but you can still stand; you can still fight.  You rise up taking aim with the only weapon you have left, the spear of destiny, and let loose.  The Nazi Red is struck in the eye and burst into glorious flames of victory.  You go to his terminal and change your password just in time to make one last post saying, "I won."  You bleed out with a smile on your face and a champion of the Tour De Vizzed.

I am the legendary pokemon Mewtwo.

I heard about the invincible warrior that destroys villages and cities, so i try to find a way to beat you. Suddenly a dark genie appears in front of me, that is so called Bloody Genie from seventh circle of hell. In his eyes you can see all the horror of the world. So i made a wish to become immortal so i can battle you. I track you down somewhere near a small village, challenge you. We battled for years destroying every living thing around us. Because you are invincible but not immortal you die from age. And from that day I'm being called God of death.

I am God of death...

As god of death, you suddenly realize that you've helped kill everything in the vicinity of a small village, including children, The overwhelming guilt drives you to serious depression and you use your powers as "god of death" to kill yourself.

I am a kitten playing with a ball of string...

After receiving this ball of string, you then get so enthused by the string that you throw it into the air and chase it around until you find it tightly knotted around yourself and you suffocate and choke to death from this one ball of  yarn. Poor kitty. Congratulations sir, you are dead.


Jadeer174: That was a super dramatic way to make me die, I was only 1 point from the rainbow banner! Ah well, at least I died a winner, I made 1 more post before it was too late XD. Nice. 

I am submitting a 4,000 word walkthrough that gets me red and yellow jersey. 

But you forgot to put a title and the system says that your thread failed to be posted. You got so mad and punches a police man who quickly defends himself by pulling his gun and shooting you straight to your head.

Was that good? Anyway, this is my first time posting here. So its normal for me to make a bad reason to die

I then got a medal for being so awesome! Oh, you know your awesome too.

The medal was made of used Uranium.Radiation made you agressive so you go to a restaurant,vomit on a baby,murder everybody there, and radiation your head ache so bad that you shove a knife in your head while getting ready hang yourself.

So I meet Davideo7...

He is not happy and kills you with the Ban Hammer. You are dead.

I obtain the Keyblade.

You obtain the keyblade only to find out that it's just a replica, leaving you unable to seal the darkness from flooding the kingdom, thus killing you and everyone you love. You are dead.

I'm link opening a chest in Hyrule.

...that is full of bombs exploding in your face...(not so appropiate description of how it looks like). You are dead.

I am in an empty room with thin walls and no windows in the desert...

The ceiling of this room starts to come down with piercing spikes on it(should have known if you've played Zelda) you escape by bashing your face through the thin walls, where you then finding yourself in a desert. You spot an oasis nearby with a spring of water, overwhelmed with joy, you bask in the cooling spring which you should have known was inhabited by octorocks... who then eat your flesh... you are dead.

I'm at an ice cream store about to buy some icecream...

You buy ice cream, and go to walk in the park. When you tried it, you realize that its the best ice cream you ever tasted. You go to buy more and more and again. One time you go to buy and you see that store is completely empty. You fall into depresion and kill your self.

I'm watching TV...

Suddenly, you are sucked into the TV on the show you were watching. Unfortunately for you, you were watching Dragon Ball Z and it was only mere seconds before Planet Namek exploded. You died in the explosion.

I am walking down the road when I meet Mario and Link who are both VERY drunk...