Granted but it tastes horrible

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you just wished for it.

I wish I didn't have to go anywhere else but vizzed tonight.

Granted, but you were banned, so you could not see the forums.

I wish that I won the VCS.

Granted, but you were banned forever after a second for spamming.

I wish to meet Davideo7 and Geeogree in real life.

Granted, but upon seeing them, you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I didn't have school on monday... spring break ended...

Granted, but you lose all knowledge and memory of everything you've learned in school on all previous and future mondays (this includes field trips taken on mondays).

I wish to cease to exist.

Granted, but you come back.

I wish I could sleep when I wanted to do so.

Granted but you always want to do so. So all you can do is sleep.

I wish I had my own place.

granted but its infested with rats


i wish they would make shows like they used to.

Granted, but all the T.Vs in the world broke, making it unwatchable.

I wish for a happy day tomorrow, with no sad things happening.

Granted, but the day after seems so terrible in comparison that you fade out of existence.

I wish I knew what to do right now.

Granted, but you only knew and you couldn't do it.


I wish that I had 1000000000 posts.

Granted, but to get to such a number, they would all look like either this:

RANDOM ADVERT TIME:

"This post has been brought to you by: Awful Complainers, Awful Complainers, helping you swear off random nice things in life

This post has also been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8

This post has been spammingly again brought to you by Q-Tips, Q-tips, helping you get rid of the gunk in there so that you can hear people talk."

OR this:

" 1010101100000010010110100101010101010000101101001001100011111010000000100000"

" IIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieieieieieieeieieieiieaiaiaiiaiaiaia, Shake it up baby now, shake it up baby, TWIST AND SHOUT(twist and shout)"

And then you would get banned for flammng the world and repeating statments. You cause Davideo7 to come to your home out of rage and he will blow you up with the Holy Hand Grenade, not suggesting that he has it or anything "winks".


I wish that there were no advertisments on the Interwebs.

Granted, but all of your favorite sites shut down due to lack of funds and advertisement on all other mediums is increased 10X, with subliminal messages also being legalized because the companies are deemed "too big to fail".

I wish for tree-fiddy.

Granted, but it then turned into a Sumo Wrestler who wants to destroy you by sitting on you.

I wish for a theater room in my house.

Granted, but you could not go into it.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but you become a recluse and become insane.

I wish for the ability to fly.

Granted, but you lose your ability when you get up to 1000 feet.

I wish I could go see Psychostick in concert.

Granted, but they weren't playing, they were just watching the same show as you.

I wish I had more than just this last slice of pizza to eat.

Granted, but it's 2 month old pizza that you find under your couch.

I wish that Septembern wins the VCS (can't wait for this to get corrupted )