I spent a little while debating if I should post this, but with support from Galacta and Drag00n, A new series of threads is coming your way! A series of threads about MY view of the world! And how do I explain it? Through LISTS! Here comes list #1:
CREEPIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD:
10. School Interventionists
Not joking here! Why would men (or women), who hate children so much, BECOME AN INTERVENTIONEST?! Torture? They are pedophiles? Mental Retardation? Preparing for some kind of harvest of students? Who knows. One thing is for sure: THEY ARE REALLY FREAKING CREEPY.
9. My dad's snoring
I wake up at 3AM, and need a drink. As I pass my couch with ninja reflexes, swiftly sliding across the wood floo- HHHHHHHUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP! Some people snore loudly. But my dad snores like a beast, and he only snores every 5-30 minutes. Its like sneak-attack, but 10x more effective. I think in a matter of weeks I will be deaf. Ugh.
8. My sister
Oh my god. Is she emo? Goth? Bisexual? Stupid? Or just plain weird? Maybe she's attracted to the color black. I just don't know. But she has told me that she is half vampire. I'm not sure if she was joking... but I believe it. Meh.
7. Orthodox Jew Stereotypes
That's right. People of my own religion scare me. Only the ones who wear the whole shindig though, like the hairpieces, the yarmulkes, ruffles, you know, orthodox. And they have to talk in an Israeli accent. Burr..... freaky.
6. Dogs
Slobbery, Poops all over your house, smelly, shedding, licking, not to mention HUMPING. These are characteristics of ALL dogs. I mean, they SUPPOSEDLY have the cleanest mouth of all, but I can't believe it. 50% of dogs eat poop and drink out of toilets. The other 50% are either pregnant, or humping, or gay in some other way. Not that being gay is wrong. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, FTW!
5. My Band Teacher
How she got her title, "Mrs.", I haven't a clue. She is chubby-ish, stressed out, yells at all the little things, always grouchy, always cranky, always tired. Did I mention someone actually got her pregnant? Did she pay this man to make this homo-sapien? It must be some kind of demon child, based on how she acts in the mornings.
4. Pokémon
Don't get me wrong, I like Pokémon. Just one problem. Jynx scares the poop out of me. And Sudowoodo reminds me of a giant... never mind that.
FINAL 3!
3. Cafeteria Food
Honestly, 89% of the food made from school either
A. Tastes like crap,
or
B. Looks like crap.
If not either of those, its either not real meat, or its the schools chicken nuggets.
2. Spiders
JESUS FREAKING CHRIST, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ARACHNID? IT HAS EIGHT LEGS, TWELVE EYES, AND ITS FURRY, GOSH DARN IT! RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!!
And FINALLY.... NUMBER ONE!
1. DUST MITES
There must be at least 20 years of sleep I have missed because of me wrapping myself in 146 blankets to protect my body from dust mites. They crawl around on your bed, eat the dead skin flakes off your comforters and skin, just.. BLECH!
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Stay Classy!
FrozenFlares
I spent a little while debating if I should post this, but with support from Galacta and Drag00n, A new series of threads is coming your way! A series of threads about MY view of the world! And how do I explain it? Through LISTS! Here comes list #1:
CREEPIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD:
10. School Interventionists
Not joking here! Why would men (or women), who hate children so much, BECOME AN INTERVENTIONEST?! Torture? They are pedophiles? Mental Retardation? Preparing for some kind of harvest of students? Who knows. One thing is for sure: THEY ARE REALLY FREAKING CREEPY.
9. My dad's snoring
I wake up at 3AM, and need a drink. As I pass my couch with ninja reflexes, swiftly sliding across the wood floo- HHHHHHHUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP! Some people snore loudly. But my dad snores like a beast, and he only snores every 5-30 minutes. Its like sneak-attack, but 10x more effective. I think in a matter of weeks I will be deaf. Ugh.
8. My sister
Oh my god. Is she emo? Goth? Bisexual? Stupid? Or just plain weird? Maybe she's attracted to the color black. I just don't know. But she has told me that she is half vampire. I'm not sure if she was joking... but I believe it. Meh.
7. Orthodox Jew Stereotypes
That's right. People of my own religion scare me. Only the ones who wear the whole shindig though, like the hairpieces, the yarmulkes, ruffles, you know, orthodox. And they have to talk in an Israeli accent. Burr..... freaky.
6. Dogs
Slobbery, Poops all over your house, smelly, shedding, licking, not to mention HUMPING. These are characteristics of ALL dogs. I mean, they SUPPOSEDLY have the cleanest mouth of all, but I can't believe it. 50% of dogs eat poop and drink out of toilets. The other 50% are either pregnant, or humping, or gay in some other way. Not that being gay is wrong. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, FTW!
5. My Band Teacher
How she got her title, "Mrs.", I haven't a clue. She is chubby-ish, stressed out, yells at all the little things, always grouchy, always cranky, always tired. Did I mention someone actually got her pregnant? Did she pay this man to make this homo-sapien? It must be some kind of demon child, based on how she acts in the mornings.
4. Pokémon
Don't get me wrong, I like Pokémon. Just one problem. Jynx scares the poop out of me. And Sudowoodo reminds me of a giant... never mind that.
FINAL 3!
3. Cafeteria Food
Honestly, 89% of the food made from school either
A. Tastes like crap,
or
B. Looks like crap.
If not either of those, its either not real meat, or its the schools chicken nuggets.
2. Spiders
JESUS FREAKING CHRIST, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ARACHNID? IT HAS EIGHT LEGS, TWELVE EYES, AND ITS FURRY, GOSH DARN IT! RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!!
And FINALLY.... NUMBER ONE!
1. DUST MITES
There must be at least 20 years of sleep I have missed because of me wrapping myself in 146 blankets to protect my body from dust mites. They crawl around on your bed, eat the dead skin flakes off your comforters and skin, just.. BLECH!
Please reply what you thought of this selection in the down BELOW!
If you want more, tell me what topic I should do next! Whatever is said the most will be the next one.
Stay Classy!
FrozenFlares
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