Ok, here is the full description with a few screen shots.

Castle Crashing The Beard revolves around a mad man and his beard. Tampering with his face only makes him more insane. Your objective is to gain as many points as possible, which can be acquired by smashing the big gigantic face that floats around, or in other words, Castle Crashing The Beard.

You can also gain magic points by hitting the graves that lay about. When you hit a grave you get magic power to use to your advantage. When enough points are earned you level up with a new suit and new weapon.

Be careful he has one big temper and by slapping him across the face only makes it worse. Do you have what it takes to Castle Crash The Beard?

Controls:
A = Attack; if you hold A it uses magic.
<- = Move Left
-> = Move Right
^ = Jump
P = Pause
M = Toggle Music
R = Restart

(Below are the screen shots, they might be a bit big but thought I would upload them full size incase you plan on having enlargements for users to see. Also choose whatever ones you like best I could have taken a lot more but this should be good for now).

The very first screen you see:


Title screen (use this as a display pic!)


Loading screen:


Entering battle:


Taking a swing:


Taking another swing:


The red beam of fury:


Ouch:


The reason why I gave it a bad rating in the first place:

Yeah I see that you played the game from the link I posted here, in that case it's going to appear really bad, that's why I said to save it to your computer and play it from there.

Perhaps I'll upload all these games to the flash games room and let everyone play them from that page and do their descriptions and screenshots from there.

I think the screen shots are fine, just the last one I was showing you that if you resize it it gets all screwed up.

hose are some nice screen shots you've got there ;D

Well, here's my review of what seems to be Kirby.

The game itself is pretty simple, except the controls. You are a pink blob with hands and feet that has the ability to inhale any enemy and "absorb" his powers.

Unfortunately, there is nothing to this game. Thats right, almost nothing. This game lacks everything, well, almost everything. You have about 5 abilities you can absorb from a couple of enemies, and they all are pretty much the same in terms of usefulness. There is no storyline. None. There are 2 levels. Thats it. When you go through the door(s), you'll be going through to one of these 2 levels.

The powers are limited, there is no storyline and no content. This game lacks a lot of content and leaves me wondering whether it is finished or still in development.

Controls:
Walk - Directional keys
Inhale/Use Ability - Alt
Jump - Space
Abosrb/Duck - Down Key
Jump - Space/Up (In the air)

Note: Controls can be changed via the 'click here' button below the set keys text.

Also, on a biased opinion, this has disgraced the awesomeness that is our friendly pink blob, Kirby.

Screenies:

Title Screenie:


Ze Stone Powah:


Ze what seems to be "Charge" power:


Ze Fire Powah:



EDIT: (Not part of review) I played the Castle Beard game, and you were wrong Jig. You can get mana by just waiting, it regenerates on it's own. Hitting the graves gives no mana. I hit them with fully charged magic and my magic didn't go up.

You're right, that freakin' kirby game sucked.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Raiden. You may remember this game at a nearby old arcade, in all of it's awesomeness. Well, it has been made into an awesome Flash game by some author whose name I don't know. This is originally a third part of the Raiden ISS(Or something) series and is a tribute to part 1 and 2, yet it still is quite good and independant.

You play as a ship, which according to the storyline, if there is any, is out to destroy this 'Diamond' boss which keeps switching ships and machines to try and kill you. You must progress through the level without dying, while picking up power-ups, and medals and other nice goodies. Anything that isn't a power up or a box-looking thing gives you points in some way shape or form. If you get a special fairy, not only do you get 10k points, but when you die, the faerie is released, and ejects power ups for your advantage.

You have 3 different weapons you are able to get. The standard Shooter weapon, which powers up to spread, the Laser, which powers up to be bigger, and... The... let's call it "Tentacle" weapon. Which powers up to get bigger and more flexible. Each weapon has it's ups and downs. The Shooter one is not very powerful but at max power can spread to the entire screen. The laser is powerful yet only shoots forward in a small, or big as powered up, beam. And finally, the 'Tentacle" weapon is a special one. It shoots a laser, but instead of going forward, it goes "on" your enemy and destroys it. If there are more enemies near your target, then it spreads like a chain. You also have smart bombs, which are different depending on your weapon. When you have the Shooter weapon, you drop a nuke. Laser weapon shoots a giant laser the envelopes the screen. And the "tentacle" weapon shoots out big beams of purple energy, eliminating everything on the screen. Unfortunately, the Smart Bomb does not always kill everything, so be careful. You also have a "sub-weapon", missiles. There are 2 types. Homing, and normal. Homing do less damage but zero in on your target. The normal missiles just shoot straight forward, yet they are more powerful and you shoot more of them each time.

You can change almost anything in this game besides the controls. You can change the sound volume, graphic display, etc. There is also a save game feature, so after each boss you can save and load up later.

Controls:
Move: Directional Keys
Fire: Z
Bomb: X
Pause: Space/Enter

Screenie time!

Title screen:


Boss #1:


Boss #2:


I love nukes:


NOTE: Sorry for double post, but I wanted to post my review here.
OTHER NOTE: Also, the Beard Castle Crasher game has 2 levels, and 5 level-ups. The max level is funny... Lawls... Also, to level up quicker and get all levels before the dude dies, just charge up your magic when its at max and shoot it at him when he's near a grave so it hits the grave too.
OTHER OTHER NOTE: Dave, the Raiden link in your post gives me the HTTP 403 FORIBIDDEN error. Rawr.

Thanks for the info Neyro, I'll do you a favor now and crop your pics

A-Why shank you. I'm too lazy to figure out how to crop em, sho I just blocked out what I wanted to crop. Oh well. Also, can I have 2 more dibs? New Metal Slug and Street Fighter 2?

Naw don't worry about it I got it. Also you can review those other games possibly unless theres already more then 2 people doing them. Might need to ask Davideo7 before

K I fixed the pics Need anything else cropped let me know.

Pillage of the Village

Upon starting out in the game, the first thing you notice is the fact that the main characters in this game is white hands. This reminds me of Super Smash Brothers Melee, and it makes one thing what the game has in store. To my surprise, I came upon a game where the aim is to kill all the villagers in a village, and take all their money. Sounds evil? It gets better.

The game starts off as a sort of tutorial, teaching you how it works. You are able to pick up and throw around villagers using the mouse. Using this technique, you can also throw around other objects like houses and boulders. Doing this can either kill villagers or just bounce around.

After the first few levels, things get interesting. There are more than one different type of villager. Each one has a different way of killing it. For instance. In the third of fourth level of the game you are presented with a strange, blue-clothed man that looks like a parajumper. He is one. If you throw him into the air, he will extude a parachute, and glide down safely. To kill him, you need to click on the parachute to rip it. Then you throw him up into the air again, and he will fall to his death.

There are many other types of villagers like a superman (no kidding!), a thief and others. The feel of the game is in a 3d perspective. You are able to use the w and s buttons to move your cursor deeper and shallower into or out of the view repsectively. That means you can throw them at the back or the front. This is because houses and villagers are placed so. Luckily, this happens automatically most of the time, so you can simply click on a villager to move the mouse appropriately.

Other features include 'spells' which are basically special weapons used to make your job easier. This can include "Good", "Neutral" and "Evil" things. I think. The more you use the respective area's items, the more you add to your "count" in that direction. You need for instance a lot of Good points to buy better Good weapons.

All in all, not a bad game, but after the first fourteen levels, it starts to get slightly repetitive.

I'd like to re-dib my dibs. I want Metal Slug and Sonny (I got so addicted to this game).

Added screenshots to my review. Next one will follow later.

I'll wait until you have the other screenshot until I add it SkyStorm.

I've uploaded most of these games even though I dont have descriptions and screenshots for them, so you guys can play them on the flash games page. Also note that I took pictures of the Titles so you guys dont need to do this anymore.

Controls for Klax 3D:
Left - Move left
Right - Move right
Space - Drop Tile

How to play: move the light blue tile to 'catch' the tiles rolling towards it, and press space to drop it safely into the bin below. make lines of 3 or more of the same color diagonally, vertically, or horizontally.

You lose a life if the tile falls off the edge. It does not go into the safety bin if that happens.

(I'll add pictures in a little bit)

You guys keep forgetting that your not reviewing the game, you're telling what it's about. Some of these reviews contain "me" and "I", these are not opinions, these are suppose to be unbiased descriptions of the games.

I meant the next review, so there's no more screenshots (unless you want more.)

Originally posted by Davideo7

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You guys keep forgetting that your not reviewing the game, you're telling what it's about. Some of these reviews contain "me" and "I", these are not opinions, these are suppose to be unbiased descriptions of the games.

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Then why is the title of the board "per flash game Review" instead of "per unbiased description of the game?"

Well I used the word 'review' in the title to give an idea of what the thread is about but in my first post I make it very clear that this is for an unbiased description, and now I wonder if anyone even read my first post. Anyway, this is exactly what I said in my first post of this thread:

I will give 500 Viz for each game you give a description of. So you're not really reviewing the game but rather you're describing what the game is about and what the objective is and what the story line is about (if it has one). You can say whether the graphics are good or bad but this is not suppose to be a biased review or anything, so don't say things like "I think the graphics suck" but rather you'd say "Game lacks good graphics" or something like that. Description should be about 1-2 paragraphs.

ANd I refer to them as 'descriptions' atleast twice more within that same post. Not sure how else to make it more clear