This is about all of the Vizzed Soda stories you can come up with.

EXAMPLE-- It's so much fun using an unopened can of Vizzed Soda as a Baseball, because then it looks like a rainbow is following it through the air.

You can make it as far-fetched, crazy, and absurd as you want, just make sure you follow basic Vizzed rules.

I once gave my Pichu a can of vizzed soda it evolved into Raichu and started cursing.To this day he still curses even though he is dead.

One sip of Vizzed Soda and your gone. Nothing but lightheadedness, bliss, and that unicorn laying on your bed.

One day I opened a can of vizzed soda and a goblin jumped out of a bush and stole it from me

I gave some vizzed soda to a friend, but after he took a sip he looked at it funny, screamed, tossed it away, and ran while saying that it said it was going to eat him. Creepy.

One time, ... .. . I drank vizzed soda before bed, and I woke up in the basement of a local early 20th century asylum. I freakin lost it as I ran out of there screaning (+_+)!

I gave a can of vizzed soda to my cat it's body turned into a pop tart and it flew into the sky with a rainbow coming from it's butt

when i drank vizzed soda i turned to a master of toons while shooting lasers out of my shoulders and giving me rocket fingers letting me fly to the moon thats the true story of my creation




signed by toonmaster who is sharing a six pack of vizzed soda

One time, a few Vizzed members got together with some Vizzed soda, and the next thing everyone else knew Crazy House mysteriously popped up on Vizzed.

One sip of vizzed soda and well it's just a soda so um your 1 sip more full guess theres not much to say...um...Vizzed Soda!!!

If I get a drink of Vizzed Soda, I can outsmart anyone in my class in a battle of words.

If I drink Vizzed Soda. I can fly! I can also shoot death rays!

If I drank Vizzed Soda, my blood sugar levels would go up high.

One time I ate Vizzed Soda a fairy princess led my to her castle, only to be eaten by the magic Vizzed Soda eating dragon.

I ate Vizzed Soda once, and I woke up in a meat processor.

Once I drank come vizzed soda, but the can talked to me, saying if I jumped off a bridge, it would refill it's self. How can you refuse an offer like that? I did so, the woke up in the middle of a class. I think they were disecting something. I was on a table, oddly naken under a white sheet, and for some reason everyone screamed as if they saw a zombie. the can of vizzed soda had refilled. So I drank it. The can told me "duck" and I turned around. A clown hit me over the head with he duck, but it made a noise like a frying pan. Everything went black.
After that I woke up on an aeroplane, dressed. The can was filled again to my enjoyment. Someone was yelling and pointing a gun saying "don't move" or something like that. He sounded like he needed some vizzed soda. I drank some, and offered him the rest. He drank it, and he said tha the floor needed him. he jumped off the aeroplane. That sounded like a good idea. I followed him. Now here I am, in some white room with soft walls. The can helped me out of that jacket, which is how I'm writing this down.
If only I had one ore can...

I'll never forget my first can of Vizzed soda. The moment that first sip past my lips I was in an out-of-body experience. No, really. I was outside of my own body. My body, which would normally be laying in a heap right about now, was still functioning as if nothing had happened. I felt like I had just cloned myself. After my body and I stared at each other for a whole minute in disbelief, we simultaneously shouted, "high five!"

I wish I knew what had happened after that. My body can't stop shaking when I think about that Vizzed soda now.

i was once drinking the Vizzed Soda in 9pm, the vizzed soda make me sleep. then, i woke up in the front gate of a big and wide graveyard, and i meet with a rabbit. suddenly, the rabbit can talk!, he say "hello, tall human!". i was shocked that the rabbit can talk to me,when im gonna go to the graveyard. he say "human, dont go in there! i lost my parents in that graveyard because of the ghosts in there", i ignore the rabbit and go through the front gate of the graveyard. then, the rabbit say "if you insist to go venture the graveyard, take the iron sword and the iron shield near that statue *point the statue*".
then i take the sword and the shield, then suddenly! the skeletons and some zombies are resurrected! . then, i fight the zombies and the skeleton. suddenly, the big grave are start to shaking! then, a big skeleton are resurrected from his grave, he's carrying a big mace, my shield was almost destroyed by the big mace, then i use some gravestone for covering and hiding, then i see a special grave, the gravestone are made of gold, the gravestone reads "unknown, dig this grave if you want to take a big gun". then i start digging and i found a Minigun! im firing the minigun at the big skeleton. then, the big skeleton start to crumble, after that, the statue start to moving, revealing a small mausoleum. inside, i find a stone coffin, i found a Vizzed Soda inside the stone coffin, the small mausoleum start to ruin!, i drink the Vizzed Soda, then im back to my room. after that, i was afraid of drinking the Vizzed Soda at Night.

Vizzed Soda, the ultimate energy drink that gets you going so well they can only refer to it as Getting Your Viz On!  The first time I tried Vizzed Soda was back in the mental hospital in the attempt to cure my excessive sleeping disorder.  Today I am a very proud insomniac!

I LOVE VIZZED SODA BECAUSE I SEE PERDDY UNICORN'S XD