lol where do i start me and my friends where hanging out with these girls and yea we where in freaking game mode we both made out with are chicks everything good then here it goes there boyfriends come man they where huge as in the size of yao Ming and the body of Gerald butler the dude from 300 the movie with the Spartans in it wow they said we had to leave and the girls laughed at us cause we ran i swear i didn't even look back they where huge and i think one of them had a knife they basically cock blocked us which means stops us from getting laid some birthday at west oaks mall fml and f*** there's to then after that we where walking home and we saw them again this time they ran after us ....... i had to run back to the mall with my friend and have my mom drive us home i didn't tell her the story but she work sin the mall we waited a hour outside for her then that freaking song comes on i got a feeling by black eye peas we freaking laughed so hard cause everything in that song was opposite of what we where experiencing some night

sincerely 95jake1

you are so lucky dude!same sorta thing happen to me before me and like 8 of me mates all went camping down this place called the cwmcarn downhill and 3 of them decided they were gonna cause some trouble so they pull down half the rugby posts in the downhill and the coppers came we all got separated into fours as we were running so as we were gonna meet up these dudes called cueball and tuppence think they are hard a start trying to fight us they are like 18 and were like 14 so after all of us kicked them were the sun dont shine we legged it and their girlfriends come chasing after us.lol good times...

damn bro some intense s*** i can picture your story happening to me.

from ya goon 95jake1

Uuuh huh... Sounds like quite the interesting night. Should've stood your ground to them.

And uh, try using more periods. Having an entire paragraph in one sentence is a bit difficult for some people to read.

Wow... what a bad night for you.
And this is really you, not your brother again, right?

Wow, Jake, that's insane. Same goes to you, big fat cat.

jake : I can't believe that they came after you. Good thing that you and your friends got away. They would either beat you or kill you. Who knows, they might've beaten you then killed you. Can't blame you guys for running. I would've run like my ass was on fire.

Cyro Xero : lol i tried to read it and it made my eyes burn.

Rasenganfan2 : s*** dude you should of saw us ran my ass i think was really on fire.damn then after that when we get home i think my friend pissed him self.

from ya boy 95jake1

I've been in a situation almost like that. I'll spare ya the details, but just know that all I wanted was for that night to end.

Trench : man i know the night felt like it never end and we where only runing away for 10 mins the most probably.

sincerely 95jake1

Sorry, but I could not read that at all. My eyes glazed over after the first couple lines, not sentences.

Bobbynibbles : Me too, I couldn't make it out at all. So I wrote another version for the bad grammar impaired:

Haha, Where do I start...
Me and my friends where hanging out with these girls and yeah we were in freaking game mode. We both made out with are chicks, everything was good and then here it goes their boyfriends came and they where huge as in the size of Yao Ming and the body of Gerald Butler, the dude from 300 the movie with the Spartans in it.

They said we had to leave and the girls laughed at us because we ran. I swear I didn't even look back! They where huge and I think that one of them had a knife they basically cock blocked us which means stops us from getting laid at the West Oaks Mall fml (Untranslatable).

f***, and then after that we where walking home and we saw them again. This time they ran after us. I had to run back to the Mall with my friend and have my Mom drive us home. I didn't tell her the story but she works in the mall. We waited a hour outside for her and then that freaking song comes on. It's called I Got a Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas. We freaking laughed so hard cause everything in that song was opposite of what we where experiencing that night.

See, all you need to do is to chop it up into paragraphs, use commas, punctuation, less use of internet slang, a space bar, and the word "and". Otherwise you are doing good with the story telling.

I liked that story, I wish I could be I in a situation like that, the adrenaline from that could keep me going for a week without an energy drink.

alexanyways : They said we had to leave and the girls laughed at us because we ran. I swear I didn't even look back! They where huge and I think that one of them had a knife they basically cock blocked us which means stops us from getting laid at the West Oaks Mall fml (Untranslatable).
So the girls were huge? Why did you touch them if they were bigger than you?

Bobbynibbles : My gangster-internet isn't that good. I think he was talking about their boyfriends.

alexanyways : I know, I'm just poking fun. No worries.

alexanyways : fml means f*** my life. Just so you know.

Your luckier than me I would have tried to talk my way out of it I would have been killed!

As for the running they couldn't catch me if they were sonic the hedgehog.

alexanyways : thanks for translating man you have yourself a happy vizz day mate.

sincerely 95jake1