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07-06-12 02:16 PM
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Sing high pitched opera in the garden center, eat shoes, and barf on the cash registers.
...That should just about do it.
Sing high pitched opera in the garden center, eat shoes, and barf on the cash registers.
...That should just about do it.
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This may have been said, but hide in the clothing racks, and when someone approaches, say, "Pick me!  Pick me!"  I've actually done that before.  Not at walmart though...  Believe it or not, I got kicked out because I did that...  Good times.
This may have been said, but hide in the clothing racks, and when someone approaches, say, "Pick me!  Pick me!"  I've actually done that before.  Not at walmart though...  Believe it or not, I got kicked out because I did that...  Good times.
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You may get kicked out for dressing like santa on chirstmas, go into the store, put some toys in a bag and start handing the toys out to kids

Poor kids...
You may get kicked out for dressing like santa on chirstmas, go into the store, put some toys in a bag and start handing the toys out to kids

Poor kids...
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you might get kicked out for breaking in entering
you might get kicked out for breaking in entering
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You might get kicked out if you jump up on a trampoline while yelling for the Police to take away the employee that is telling you to leave!
You might get kicked out if you jump up on a trampoline while yelling for the Police to take away the employee that is telling you to leave!
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You may get kicked out for stealing the first floor! (believe me,its not true!)
You may get kicked out for stealing the first floor! (believe me,its not true!)
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^ Just hilarious!

Anyways, try getting a bunch of cookware, and unwrapping a ham and placing it in the pot to see if it's a good fit. If not, try the next ham..and the next...and the next...
^ Just hilarious!

Anyways, try getting a bunch of cookware, and unwrapping a ham and placing it in the pot to see if it's a good fit. If not, try the next ham..and the next...and the next...
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Since it's October and all...
Go to their Costume aisle and put on a Hulk costume...
Then run up to the longest row of aisles you can find, scream "HULK SMASH", and ram into the shelf until it falls over, and causes a domino effect and knocks over the rest of the shelves in the aisle.
If that doesn't work, ram into the next shelf.
See how fast you get kicked out, I dare you.
I'd wager the police would get involved.
Since it's October and all...
Go to their Costume aisle and put on a Hulk costume...
Then run up to the longest row of aisles you can find, scream "HULK SMASH", and ram into the shelf until it falls over, and causes a domino effect and knocks over the rest of the shelves in the aisle.
If that doesn't work, ram into the next shelf.
See how fast you get kicked out, I dare you.
I'd wager the police would get involved.
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Well, my friend worked at Walmart, and apparently he let someone walk out with a TV he was standing right next to beside via security camera.



I guess that's one way to get kicked out and at the same time fired... :x
Well, my friend worked at Walmart, and apparently he let someone walk out with a TV he was standing right next to beside via security camera.



I guess that's one way to get kicked out and at the same time fired... :x
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Eat an onion, kick a dog, bite the cashier, then yodel for hours in the shoes section(s).
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Well, when I was in high school, my friend and I went there and bought some Hershey bars with almonds. We then proceeded to melt them in the bathroom hand-dryer and smear them all over the toilets. We strung toilet-paper all over the floor and put red Kool-Aid in the urinals. We stood by and waited for someone to enter, and then came a middle-aged man in a suit that was talking on his cellular phone. All I heard was, "OH MY GOD!" and then we took off running. I didn't get kicked out of Wal-Mart that day, but I did ironically end up working there a year later.


Well, when I was in high school, my friend and I went there and bought some Hershey bars with almonds. We then proceeded to melt them in the bathroom hand-dryer and smear them all over the toilets. We strung toilet-paper all over the floor and put red Kool-Aid in the urinals. We stood by and waited for someone to enter, and then came a middle-aged man in a suit that was talking on his cellular phone. All I heard was, "OH MY GOD!" and then we took off running. I didn't get kicked out of Wal-Mart that day, but I did ironically end up working there a year later.

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I will scream at the potatoes ( Sounds Funny ) . And I will also kick the guard's butt !
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Pick an item that there are a lot of. Arrange a bunch of that item into a pentagram shape. Light a candle in the center of the pentagram. Begin chanting gibberish loudly, if security comes say some thing like "The demons will wreak their revenge!"
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GuardianZack : Dude, that was my dad! He was out on a business-related trip and I was on the phone with him. When he told me what he thought happened, I had so much trouble not laughing at him.

Anyway... how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart... hmm... once you get hired, confess all the crap you did back when you were just a customer. (this includes fish tank vandalism, crashing bicycles into the HDTV's, urinating in the deli, and, yes, faking mega-sh**s in the bathroom.)
GuardianZack : Dude, that was my dad! He was out on a business-related trip and I was on the phone with him. When he told me what he thought happened, I had so much trouble not laughing at him.

Anyway... how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart... hmm... once you get hired, confess all the crap you did back when you were just a customer. (this includes fish tank vandalism, crashing bicycles into the HDTV's, urinating in the deli, and, yes, faking mega-sh**s in the bathroom.)
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While your shopping, take out a fake fart toy and when nobody is watching you; squeeze it and see peoples reaction.

This is pretty lame, but it was the only thing I could think of.
While your shopping, take out a fake fart toy and when nobody is watching you; squeeze it and see peoples reaction.

This is pretty lame, but it was the only thing I could think of.
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Punch the first person you see in the face, it should get the job done.
Punch the first person you see in the face, it should get the job done.
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Do this, and I'm sure someone will notice:
Do this, and I'm sure someone will notice:
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Dress up in a cat costume or fursuit and go to the pet isle. Try on various collars and other cat items, pull down cat beds and attempt to sleep in them, chase a robotic mouse around the store, or grab a bag of cat food and walk out the doors.

Dress up as Slenderman. Draw clues on pieces of paper and have a friend put them at random spots. When a worker or a customer starts to take them down, stalk that person around the store.
Dress up in a cat costume or fursuit and go to the pet isle. Try on various collars and other cat items, pull down cat beds and attempt to sleep in them, chase a robotic mouse around the store, or grab a bag of cat food and walk out the doors.

Dress up as Slenderman. Draw clues on pieces of paper and have a friend put them at random spots. When a worker or a customer starts to take them down, stalk that person around the store.
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Hard to believe that this thread lasted almost 3 years!

Wedge packets of Hot Sauce under the two little tabs under the toilet seats in the bathroom and stick around to see the reaction as people run out of the bathroom screaming "HELP! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!"
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Wedge packets of Hot Sauce under the two little tabs under the toilet seats in the bathroom and stick around to see the reaction as people run out of the bathroom screaming "HELP! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!"
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You Might Get Kicked Out For Knocking Out The Cashier And Stealing money from the cash register! D=
You Might Get Kicked Out For Knocking Out The Cashier And Stealing money from the cash register! D=
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