As usual, Julie is sleeping, but Bronco comes up rudely interrupting her.
Bronco: HEY JULIE! WE HAVE TO DO... STUFF!
Julie: yawns loudly Oh boy... what kind of boring, harsh, just plainly dumb stuff do we have to do today, huh?
Bronco: We have to g----
A Dugtrio suddenly pops up out of the ground.
Dugtrio: Hey, I want you to go save my Diglett! It's because.... he was lost!
Julie: Excuse me.... Unlike Butterfree, you're really strong. Just open up a fissure or an earthquake, you'll be fine.
Dugtrio: I can't do that because it's not in the scri---- I can't enter that pla..... Umm..... There was an earthquake, so he got lost in there! Just do it for me, please! I don't have arms or legs so I can't just walk over there, Team Something!!
Bronco: Wait, Team Something?
Julie: Ahh...... so how did you travel all the way here to request an extremely hard challenge that the worst explorers here can't handle at all?
Dugtrio: You have experience in saving children, don't you? You can save our Diglett! Also.... um.......... I digged. That's all I really did.
Julie: If it's that easy, just dig to your Diglett! After that, you'll be a Digquad? Haha....
Bronco: Julie, that really isn't so funny anymore.
Dugtrio: How do you dig sideways? My little Diglett's on the highest peak of a mountain!
Julie: Aren't earthquakes supposed to drop you in? How did he get up there?
Dugtrio: DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!
Julie: Uhh.... no.
Dugtrio: STOP ARGUING AND JUST SAVE MY DIGLETT!!!!
Bronco: Yeah, okay.
Julie is very busily counting how many times they could faint while going up a mountain.
Julie:.... AHA! 6!
Bronco: 6 what?
Julie: We faint 6 times! We have 6 reviver seeds!
Bronco: If that is so, we're alright. Now stop pouting, go get Ball, and we're off.
*Julie gets Ball from the Kecleon Shop where he suddenly is and goes off to Mt. Steel. So, basically everything she sees until the first staircase she throws blast seeds at. (2F)*
Julie: There goes the first floor, speedrunned like always... (This might be a running gag in this series. I don't really know that much.)
Bronco sees a Baltoy just randomly chatting with another.
Bronco: I don't know what this thing is, but I want to splash its face with water!
Julie: Why is Bronco even trying to be funny....
Bronco uses Water Gun which wouldn't do anything but OHKO, apparently.
Julie: And that obviously happens.... What is this, PBR? Horn Drill is the best attack?
Bronco: Julie, do you want to rush through this floor or just take your time?
Julie: Let's go slowly... Julie just walks regularly since she apparently can't go any slower. Not logic. And while going slow, she finds a lot of blast seeds to throw at more oppoonents. And on the way, she throws a lot of leaves. Then the staircase appears. (3F) At least we went slower than throwing blast seeds at everything.
Bronco: Is this place more than only 5 floors?
Julie: Yes it is. What, did you think it'd be 2 floors?
Bronco: Oh no.... this is going to take really long......
Julie: Don't worry, we have warp seeds! We only have one, though....
Bronco: Wait, is there a staircase right below me?
Julie: ..Yep. Maybe they just didn't want you to spend much effort on this.
Julie throws leaves at an Aron nearby for some experience and then leaves.
Bronco proceeds to go up the stairs. (4F)
Ball: Hey guys, am I relevant still?
Bronco: No you're not, Ball. Now warp us to the stairs and I'll give you a cookie.
Ball warps Bronco to the stairs. (5F)
Julie gives Bronco her warp seed, and then Bronco warps to the next staircase, which is kind of pretty lazy to just do that. (6F)
Bronco: See, I really wish that this dungeon would end right now.....
Julie: You're not lucky. We still have 2 floors to go. Get ready to start abusing that tail if you want to save Diglett. (Tail Whip + Tackle true combo confirmed?)
And then stuff happens, as they try to traverse the land of the 6th floor of Mt. Steel apparently. I'm really trying to sound fancy with this dialogue, but they've already found the next staircase. We shall move on. (7F)
Julie: Oh look! 3 cute little steel things trying to ambush us! Oh boy....
Julie just throws leaves at them furiously, and ta-da. Julie and Bronco gained a level. "Julie leveled up to 12. Bronco leveled up to 13 and some certainly good stuff." Since that happened, they obviously go to the next staircase because I'm too lazy to write anything else for it. (8F)
Julie: HEY SKARMORY! YOU'RE NOT COOL!
Skarmory: SQWAAAAWK?! I'm not cool? Prepare for the beating of your life!
So, the battle went like this. Tail Whip+Tackle Growl+Tackle Tail Whip+Tackle Growl+Tackle and then Skarmory's dead.
Julie: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun! Da-da-da da da da da da da.....
Bronco: Hey Diglett! Come down here! Your mother.. father.... sent us to save you!
Diglett pops beside Bronco.
Diglett: Yay, you saved me, and yay....
Bronco and Julie (Ball's not important.) obviously speedrun down the stairs to meet Dugtrio. Julie majestically holds up Diglett and gives it to Dugtrio.
Bronco: Take your Diglett. mutters you lazy stupid pieces of.....
Dugtrio: Oh thank you! I'll give you some junk that I randomly had and go away! See ya!
Bronco kicks Julie out of her house instead of the other way around and Julie sleeps outside.
(To be continued.)
(Ball never actually gets a cookie. Makes me really sad.)
(Julie and Bronco never died in the dungeon at all. They still have 6 Reviver Seeds.) As usual, Julie is sleeping, but Bronco comes up rudely interrupting her.
Bronco: HEY JULIE! WE HAVE TO DO... STUFF!
Julie: yawns loudly Oh boy... what kind of boring, harsh, just plainly dumb stuff do we have to do today, huh?
Bronco: We have to g----
A Dugtrio suddenly pops up out of the ground.
Dugtrio: Hey, I want you to go save my Diglett! It's because.... he was lost!
Julie: Excuse me.... Unlike Butterfree, you're really strong. Just open up a fissure or an earthquake, you'll be fine.
Dugtrio: I can't do that because it's not in the scri---- I can't enter that pla..... Umm..... There was an earthquake, so he got lost in there! Just do it for me, please! I don't have arms or legs so I can't just walk over there, Team Something!!
Bronco: Wait, Team Something?
Julie: Ahh...... so how did you travel all the way here to request an extremely hard challenge that the worst explorers here can't handle at all?
Dugtrio: You have experience in saving children, don't you? You can save our Diglett! Also.... um.......... I digged. That's all I really did.
Julie: If it's that easy, just dig to your Diglett! After that, you'll be a Digquad? Haha....
Bronco: Julie, that really isn't so funny anymore.
Dugtrio: How do you dig sideways? My little Diglett's on the highest peak of a mountain!
Julie: Aren't earthquakes supposed to drop you in? How did he get up there?
Dugtrio: DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!
Julie: Uhh.... no.
Dugtrio: STOP ARGUING AND JUST SAVE MY DIGLETT!!!!
Bronco: Yeah, okay.
Julie is very busily counting how many times they could faint while going up a mountain.
Julie:.... AHA! 6!
Bronco: 6 what?
Julie: We faint 6 times! We have 6 reviver seeds!
Bronco: If that is so, we're alright. Now stop pouting, go get Ball, and we're off.
*Julie gets Ball from the Kecleon Shop where he suddenly is and goes off to Mt. Steel. So, basically everything she sees until the first staircase she throws blast seeds at. (2F)*
Julie: There goes the first floor, speedrunned like always... (This might be a running gag in this series. I don't really know that much.)
Bronco sees a Baltoy just randomly chatting with another.
Bronco: I don't know what this thing is, but I want to splash its face with water!
Julie: Why is Bronco even trying to be funny....
Bronco uses Water Gun which wouldn't do anything but OHKO, apparently.
Julie: And that obviously happens.... What is this, PBR? Horn Drill is the best attack?
Bronco: Julie, do you want to rush through this floor or just take your time?
Julie: Let's go slowly... Julie just walks regularly since she apparently can't go any slower. Not logic. And while going slow, she finds a lot of blast seeds to throw at more oppoonents. And on the way, she throws a lot of leaves. Then the staircase appears. (3F) At least we went slower than throwing blast seeds at everything.
Bronco: Is this place more than only 5 floors?
Julie: Yes it is. What, did you think it'd be 2 floors?
Bronco: Oh no.... this is going to take really long......
Julie: Don't worry, we have warp seeds! We only have one, though....
Bronco: Wait, is there a staircase right below me?
Julie: ..Yep. Maybe they just didn't want you to spend much effort on this.
Julie throws leaves at an Aron nearby for some experience and then leaves.
Bronco proceeds to go up the stairs. (4F)
Ball: Hey guys, am I relevant still?
Bronco: No you're not, Ball. Now warp us to the stairs and I'll give you a cookie.
Ball warps Bronco to the stairs. (5F)
Julie gives Bronco her warp seed, and then Bronco warps to the next staircase, which is kind of pretty lazy to just do that. (6F)
Bronco: See, I really wish that this dungeon would end right now.....
Julie: You're not lucky. We still have 2 floors to go. Get ready to start abusing that tail if you want to save Diglett. (Tail Whip + Tackle true combo confirmed?)
And then stuff happens, as they try to traverse the land of the 6th floor of Mt. Steel apparently. I'm really trying to sound fancy with this dialogue, but they've already found the next staircase. We shall move on. (7F)
Julie: Oh look! 3 cute little steel things trying to ambush us! Oh boy....
Julie just throws leaves at them furiously, and ta-da. Julie and Bronco gained a level. "Julie leveled up to 12. Bronco leveled up to 13 and some certainly good stuff." Since that happened, they obviously go to the next staircase because I'm too lazy to write anything else for it. (8F)
Julie: HEY SKARMORY! YOU'RE NOT COOL!
Skarmory: SQWAAAAWK?! I'm not cool? Prepare for the beating of your life!
So, the battle went like this. Tail Whip+Tackle Growl+Tackle Tail Whip+Tackle Growl+Tackle and then Skarmory's dead.
Julie: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun! Da-da-da da da da da da da.....
Bronco: Hey Diglett! Come down here! Your mother.. father.... sent us to save you!
Diglett pops beside Bronco.
Diglett: Yay, you saved me, and yay....
Bronco and Julie (Ball's not important.) obviously speedrun down the stairs to meet Dugtrio. Julie majestically holds up Diglett and gives it to Dugtrio.
Bronco: Take your Diglett. mutters you lazy stupid pieces of.....
Dugtrio: Oh thank you! I'll give you some junk that I randomly had and go away! See ya!
Bronco kicks Julie out of her house instead of the other way around and Julie sleeps outside.
(To be continued.)
(Ball never actually gets a cookie. Makes me really sad.)
(Julie and Bronco never died in the dungeon at all. They still have 6 Reviver Seeds.)
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