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So our plot opens up with good ol Richter Belmont and Dracula fighting in Dracula's Castle and after Richter has whooped that booty Dracula disappeared you know for the hundred years he's suppose to be gone. BUT 4 years later Richter strangely goes poof and is gone while Dracula's castle goes pop and reappears, after hearing all this and gettin his stretch on after a nap Dracula's son Alucard says HEY IMMA GO VIST DAD and so he does. After Alucard gets into the castle he meets good ol' Death and gets all his good stuff taken away (DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and then after a while we meet Maria, the girl from Rondo of Blood who was saved by Richter during that game and she is trying to find Richter (but the way she says his names makes him sound like a completely different person.) After exploring the Coliseum we find a guy who looks sounds and smells (but doesn't act) like Richter and so Alucard thinks it is and after another run in with Maria he decides to tell her that, but she takes it REALLY hard so hard that she says that Alucard is a liar and sets out once again to really find out what happened to Richter. And GUESS WHAT turns out we where right Richter has gone bad boy (WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YO!!!) when we ONCE AGAIN met up with Maria in one of the most random locations EVER!!!! Maria agrees that we are correct and gives us a pair of cool shades (chickens be like: 'we be jelly') so now its time to face off against Richter! After fighting his green balls (if you take that wrong then WASH YOUR TOES OUT!!!) Shaft from Rondo of Blood pops out of nowhere just in time to explain why Richter the way it is, (well we wont really know why till later) after a cup of tea and cake Shaft makes a new castle that is UPSIDE DOWN! Then we go through the most redundant part of the game to get to Death (remember him?) who tells us that we've been a bad son and we should stop so what do we do? We stab him in the eye that he doesn't have, we then have another show down with Shaft who tells us that the reason why Richter was under his spell is cuz, if they had a Belmont protect Dracula no one could kill him but we didn't like it so we then kill (I think we do at least) him only to find out that, that is what  he wanted  and good ol' Dracula reappears. After a epic show down with daddy Dracula once again dies and the castle crumbles, now there are three different endings you can get in the game and here they are:

The Richter dies ending, you can get this by out right killing Richter instead of destroying the green balls during the fight wit him, after the castle crumbles Maria feels sadden and runs away to grieve and the game just ends (wowzers.) The "OK" ending where everyone is outside and they all thank Alucard they then ask what he will do and he responds with 'im to epic so imma go and never let people see me again' which then makes Maria do.............. nothing and just watch him go. The third and the 'best' ending involves you getting enough map completion in which the same thing as the second one happens BUT Maria chases after him (SHE BETTER NOT HAVE THE HOTS FOR MY SENPAI!!!!) and well that's all the endings.

So some of my problems are is that ALOT of the characters feel really useless, well all the characters are useless like Maria for example she REALLY wants to get Richter back but she doesn't really try she just runs around a lot and lets Alucard do all the work. And Alucard what is the true meaning for going into the castle sure he wants to stop his dad but his dads not in the castle for 99% of the game so for all the other parts of game who was he really going after how would he of known that his dad would really be there at all, he'd go through all that trouble and be like 'oh................. well then....................... imma go take a nap until dad shows up for realz this time................... bye.'And Richter for being the 'main villian' of the first part of the game he doesn't show up that much he just sits around till he feels like getting a glass of tea then he runs into ALucard and is like 'ok time to be villain for a few moments.' Theres also this one point where we learn about ALucards past via a boss fight but it kind of comes out of left field so I had no idea how to talk about it in the main plot synopsis so ya there ya go. And the plot itself takes a back seat in the second half of the game so you kind of forget what the main point of the game is at that point, but all in all there really isn't anything too glaringly bad so I guess ill give it that. Thank you for reading my first full plot review