Llllllllllll..... Oh wait, it's not time yet. Only a few more minutes. Okay. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the geeks and freaks, trolls and derps are like..... WELCOME! I know that's mulletmike, but I have used it as my signature of opening for a long time, so don't get mad... Okay, I am not going to lie to you. I have a dislike for Sonic the hedgehog. And tomorrow, I am probably going to wake up, and get a nuke with Sonic's face on it that says "VENGEANCE" dropped on my house. Yes, I know that sounds very, very, VERY overreacting, since Sonic fans aren't that bad. Right? RIGHT??? Seriously, though, don't kill me. So, anyway, the reason why is because I- Wait, before I continue, let me make something clear. It's not because I am a Mario fan, I have a dislike for Mario games. I do have a little brother who loves Mario and sonic, though. Now that that's aside, here is the real reason. It was very frustrating. Going in full speed, jumping over rockets, blowing through robots, ripping apart machinery! Only to be stopped by a wall. Immediately, that perfect sync of speed you were in, that super awesome murdering, all gone due to a wall! This is what made the game so annoying. However, this game, I won't lie to you, it's good. Not because I have a dislike for my blue happy meals character, it means I will give this game a NEGATIVE rating. Because it's a cool game, really. Well, let's go. Really, though. I would like to start out with the graphics, and I have to tell you something. For Sega Genesis, this is perhaps one of the better graphically advanced games, especially since this was in the beginning of the Genesis age! The genesis of the Sega Genesis. Get it? Get it? Genesis, as in, Genesis, right, like Genesis? Ah, screw it. Anyways, this game is graphically amazing, even nowadays! Okay, um... Maybe not nowadays... Just, uh, just... just ignore that. I, uh... Yeah, uh, um, yeah. Ignore all that. This game looks super awesome.... for the Sega genesis. Don't ask me anything else about it, because... because.... I suck in graphical descr iptions. Next up, let's take a look at the sound. Sure, it isn't the best, it isn't entirely the worst, but you have to realize, this was the... Genesis of the Sega Genesis! HAHAHA!  Actually that isn't funny. Okay, so I think the explosions sound... Unbelievably pathetic. "PEW!". As I heard this sound, a very long, awkward silence broke in my room. Pew? PEW?! Really? I have heard lot's of better explosion sounds then that! Even before this game ... BUT, it is supposed to be a kids game so, maybe it was done on purpose. Right? I guess. Then there is the laser sound, which sounds like an ordinary "zap". Disappointing, eh? Not really, because this is old school. We didn't have anything better back then. Oh, AND, it's a kids game. Yeah, okay. The story... Let me explain. There is a fat man, and his name is Dr Robotnik! He is the evil twin of Ronald Mcdonald, and he wants to put all the animals in happy meal robots made out of plastic! Now a new happy meals character named Sonic has to stop him! And... that's it. To prove that these robots are actually plastic, I have one of the best explanation's ever... here is: PROTOMAN'S THEORIES: Sonic robots are plastic. Looking at the Sonic animes, all of them show sonic destroying robots by breaking them in to millions of pieces. Instead of there being a giant hole, they BURST into pieces. This is more commonly seen with plastic toys, or wooden planks. With metal, there should have been some sort of giant bullet hole! Anyway, that isn't the story, but here is the story in short. Robotnik gets animals, he takes them, makes them robots, sonic tries to stop him. In short: Robotnik + animals = Robots! Sonic + robotnik = It's about to go down..... Depth, depth, depth... Yeah, this game has lots of secrets, and that means... SEARCHING TIME! Chaos emeralds! These things give you a diffrent ending! Here is the first evil ending: HAHAHA! You couldn't get them, and I can juggle, hahaha~! Here is the good ending: I AM ENRAGED!!! Um... Okay? The time line is still the same, and it really doesn't matter so... What was the point? Now let me ell you how hard this game is. I died a lot. I made a death count. Deaths: 39 deaths. Game overs:13 Game overs. Oh craaap... So, in short, I never even got close to beating the game, and even worse I still have a dislike for it after playing it all over again... so, come at me again? I still haven't found this game anymore AWESOME then I thought I would. Llllllllllll.....
Oh wait, it's not time yet.
Only a few more minutes.
Okay. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the geeks and freaks, trolls and derps are like.....
WELCOME! I know that's mulletmike, but I have used it as my signature of opening for a long time, so don't get mad...
Okay, I am not going to lie to you.
I have a dislike for Sonic the hedgehog. And tomorrow, I am probably going to wake up, and get a nuke with Sonic's face on it that says
"VENGEANCE" dropped on my house. Yes, I know that sounds very, very, VERY overreacting, since Sonic fans aren't that bad.
Right?
RIGHT???
Seriously, though, don't kill me. So, anyway, the reason why is because I-
Wait, before I continue, let me make something clear. It's not because I am a Mario fan, I have a dislike for Mario games. I do have a little brother who loves Mario and sonic, though. Now that that's aside, here is the real reason. It was very frustrating. Going in full speed, jumping over rockets, blowing through robots, ripping apart machinery!
Only to be stopped by a wall. Immediately, that perfect sync of speed you were in, that super awesome murdering, all gone due to a wall! This is what made the game so annoying. However, this game, I won't lie to you, it's good. Not because I have a dislike for my blue happy meals character, it means I will give this game a NEGATIVE rating.
Because it's a cool game, really. Well, let's go.
Really, though. I would like to start out with the graphics, and I have to tell you something. For Sega Genesis, this is perhaps one of the better graphically advanced games, especially since this was in the beginning of the Genesis age! The genesis of the Sega Genesis. Get it? Get it? Genesis, as in, Genesis, right, like Genesis? Ah, screw it. Anyways, this game is graphically amazing, even nowadays! Okay, um... Maybe not nowadays... Just, uh, just... just ignore that. I, uh... Yeah, uh, um, yeah. Ignore all that. This game looks super awesome.... for the Sega genesis. Don't ask me anything else about it, because... because.... I suck in graphical descr iptions. Next up, let's take a look at the sound. Sure, it isn't the best, it isn't entirely the worst, but you have to realize, this was the... Genesis of the Sega Genesis! HAHAHA! Actually that isn't funny. Okay, so I think the explosions sound... Unbelievably pathetic. "PEW!". As I heard this sound, a very long, awkward silence broke in my room. Pew? PEW?! Really? I have heard lot's of better explosion sounds then that! Even before this game ... BUT, it is supposed to be a kids game so, maybe it was done on purpose. Right? I guess. Then there is the laser sound, which sounds like an ordinary "zap". Disappointing, eh? Not really, because this is old school. We didn't have anything better back then. Oh, AND, it's a kids game. Yeah, okay. The story... Let me explain. There is a fat man, and his name is Dr Robotnik! He is the evil twin of Ronald Mcdonald, and he wants to put all the animals in happy meal robots made out of plastic! Now a new happy meals character named Sonic has to stop him! And... that's it. To prove that these robots are actually plastic, I have one of the best explanation's ever... here is: PROTOMAN'S THEORIES: Sonic robots are plastic. Looking at the Sonic animes, all of them show sonic destroying robots by breaking them in to millions of pieces. Instead of there being a giant hole, they BURST into pieces. This is more commonly seen with plastic toys, or wooden planks. With metal, there should have been some sort of giant bullet hole! Anyway, that isn't the story, but here is the story in short. Robotnik gets animals, he takes them, makes them robots, sonic tries to stop him. In short: Robotnik + animals = Robots! Sonic + robotnik = It's about to go down..... Depth, depth, depth... Yeah, this game has lots of secrets, and that means... SEARCHING TIME! Chaos emeralds! These things give you a diffrent ending! Here is the first evil ending: HAHAHA! You couldn't get them, and I can juggle, hahaha~! Here is the good ending: I AM ENRAGED!!! Um... Okay? The time line is still the same, and it really doesn't matter so... What was the point? Now let me ell you how hard this game is. I died a lot. I made a death count. Deaths: 39 deaths. Game overs:13 Game overs. Oh craaap... So, in short, I never even got close to beating the game, and even worse I still have a dislike for it after playing it all over again... so, come at me again? I still haven't found this game anymore AWESOME then I thought I would. |
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