Nintendo: Hey everybody, people are starting to get mad at us for not updating portable Kirby games graphics, we have a problem sir!
Nintendo Leader: Well, instead of listening to them, how about we blow them away?
Nintendo Guy: This sounds awesome!
Nintendo Leader: Let's give the fans the graphics of a Wii game! I fact, let's make the best Kirby game ever!
Nintendo: Yeah! We'll blow them away! Let's get working on the best Kirby Game Ever!
Narrator: And that's exactly what they did.
(Story Time Over.) Pink? Check. Puffy? Check. Powerful? YOU DON'T FREAKING KNOW..........
5 Words, Kirby. *Insert Theme Song Here* Let's just skip the lecture and get on with the review....
So yeah, the best 3DS game this year by FAR, (So far anyways,) Is Kirby Triple Deluxe. This game is downright amazing, I didn't think Nintendo could make something so amazing, so unique, so...so.....wonderful.
I mean that too, and for the sake of having a review under 9,999 words long, let's start!
The game opens with a day in the life of Kirby cut scene, fishing, swimming, eating apples, sleeping, it's VERY cute and charming. But then we see a vine start to lift Poor Kirby's house! He wakes up and starts panicking because I know you would do that too if your house was 50,000 feet in the air. He then starts to run away, but notices he's running on air, and falls down. (Man I love that joke.) He then see's King Dedede's Castle, (Yeah, you BETTER know a lot of Kirby history and stuff to get who's who and what's what.) and climbs up to see a mysterious figure......
King Dedede then sees the creature and his Waddle Dee minions try to defend them, but get blown awa-
Random Guy: ANIMAL ABUSE! ANIMAL ABUSE! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH!? WHY I OUGHTA.....
Me: *Bonk!* Sorry about that.....
So yeah, that happens and for the first time in Kirby history, King Triple D get's kidnapped! (Isn't it HIM who should be doing the Kidnapping? ) And get's away! And the story starts, which gives me a reason to say, LET THE QUEST OF KIRBY BEGIN!
For the sake of time, let's not talk about EVERYTHING, or I could be here till I'm 69 years old. After all, this is a review, not a walk through.
But I can say that for the whole game, it is ALWAYS fun. The controls respond perfectly, there is fun gimmicks in each level, fun bosses, (Which have really stepped up their game!) But there are 2 main things that are new in this game. (Aside from the new abilities, Archer, Beetle, Bell, and......
Marty: DADADADADADADADA CIRCUS! (I thank the people who got the reference, and who isn't complaining on my spelling.)
And then there is HyperNova. A new ability where Kirby goes super saiyen....Just see footage of it, your brain will go, Boom Boom! His inhaling abilities increase dramatically and the game says Kirby's stomach becomes a black hole. (I thought it already was...o___0) First off, there are these key-chains you can collect, gold ones too, (Which aren't random like the normal ones.) And show enemies, friends, and other stuff from other Kirby games!
And then there are Sun Stones. In each level, there are 1-4 sun stones to collect and collecting a certain amount get's you to the boss! (But you still have to beat all the levels in a stage.) And if you get all of them in a stage, you get to beat an extra hard level! Collect all 100 in the game and you get a very special keychain, but I won't spoil it yet.......
SO YOU BEAT THE LEVELS, KICK THE BOSSES BUTS, AND HAVE A JOLLY OLD TIME DOING IT, AND 5 HOURS LATER.............
You get to Taranza, the name of the creature who kidnapped Dedede. (And the annoying little you know what hole who keeps throwing bosses at you.) He explains that he took the, "Hero Of The Lower World" but doesn't know that it was Kirby. He then puts a mask on DDD, and new powers, and OMG EPIC SUPERSTAR ULTRA FLASHBACK.......
So you beat Masked Dedede, and *Epic original theme plays* HOLY MOTHER OF PINK ICE CREAM WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME!?
Masked Dedede's Revenge Boss Fight starts, and OH BOY IS HE MAD.......o___0
*One epic teatime Later...* You beat him, and then he says something like this, "No....NO! How have I failed!? I did just as her majesty commanded! WAHHH! C-....Could you be the true hero of the lower world? (Yeah, I could be, just saying.) I knew it! Majesty! Your Majesty Sectonia! Please come to my rescue! (I need a diaper change, wahhh!) *Sectonia appears, and blasts Taranza because......I don't know.*
Queen Sectonia: Pitiful Taranza....Now then, hero of the lower world......You would risk your life for this land? You would stand against me, the ruler of the heavens.....
kirby : o___0
Queen Sectonia: My beauty rivals the divine, and I will CRUSH ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR! *Charges at you*
kirby : O_______O
*One pounding and obnoxiously long boss fight later.....*
Queen Sectonia: *Something Something I can't remember every line in this game you know?*
She then combines her body with the dreamstalk and......
*YET ANOTHER OBNOXIOUSLY LONG BOSS FIGHT LATER...*
You turn Hypernova and swallow some laser thing and spit it at her.
Queen Sectonia: NO! NOO! THE GERMS! AHH TOO MUCH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And the game is all happy end.
BUT THEN YOU FIGHT DARK META KNIGHT AND SHADOW DEDEDE AND SECTONIA SOUL AND PLAY AS DEDEDE AND 4 HOURS LATER.......
You beat the game! Yipee! So yeah, this game also has a lot of content, which brings up one of the biggest problems I have with the game....
If you want 100%, prepare to BREAK YOUR 3DS WITH FLAMES! (Which I don't know how to do sadly.) You have to beat both mini-games 14 times on very hard, get all 256 keychains, get all sun stones, beat both arenas, OH BOY THAT SOUNDS FUN! (I already did it though hahaha)
So yeah, other than that, this game is very fun. I LOVE the cutesy charm it has, the music is beautiful and epic, the graphics are colorful and lovely to look at, the controls never failed me, I have never encountered any glitches, the bosses are very fun and challenging, and the amount of content you get in this game will keep you addicted for hours. And days, and weeks, and months, and years, and decades, possibly even millenniums. Therefore, my final rating for this game, is a 1,000 foot long Strawberry Shortcake out of 10. (Want an actual rating? 9.9 if it wasn't for the 100% Stuff they want you to go through. All for a 30 second congratulations video and some easter egg when you start the game he is flashing like hyper nova.)

Like Kirby? Like Boss Fights? Like Me? Like me doing a Top 10 Kirby Boss Fights? Then check it out on my YouTube channel! My username is Jared Potts, (Stupid Google+....) and the name of the video is mine! Just search it up. And to end this review, here is the Kirby Right Back At Ya Theme Song, Enjoy.

Kirby Kirby Kirby, is the name you should know,

Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's the star of the show,

He's more than you think he's got maximum pink, Kirby Kirby's the one!

He's coming right, back at ya! He's coming right, back at ya!

Give it all that you've got, take your very best shot.

He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!

NME Salesman: How can I help you King DDD?

King DDD: I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby,

NME Salesman: That's what we do best at NME

Escargoon: You'd better get it with a money back guarantee!

• Trumpet solo
  
  

Woooah, Kirby Kirby Kirby, saving the day.

Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's here to stay,

Don't be fooled by his size, you won't believe your eyes!

Kirby Kiiiiiirrrbyyyyy!!!

Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby's the one!

Right back at ya! Yeah!
(Darn, pretty close to 2000 words.......Oh well! )

Well.... this is an interesting approach to reviewing. I accept it as an interesting IDEA, but one with poor execution. It really came off as more spam than anything. This mini-plot going on here really confused me, and it was a tad hard to find the review.

But with that off my chest, I wish you the best of luck with future reviews!

Yeah I know I should've separated it into paragraphs, but thanks for reading! I had fun making it.

I'm not use to this kind of style. But I understand what you tried to do. It could have been much better. I think this kind of review would do better off as an video instead of reading it, so that way the expressions and mini cut scenes you tried to do would be presented better. Next time try not to use too many caps it makes the review less advertising.

Alright, thanks for the advice! I will try to listen to everyone and if this keeps up I might just make this review a video so everything fits better.
And if you want to see my YouTube channel, I only have one Top 10 and a poll to vote on my first let's play, but I will get to reviews as soon as I can! (My user name is Jared Potts, and look for one of my videos.) Can't wait to post more content! Because maybe my reviews are better as videos.