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RedHotToddy is tripping BALLS playing this one.

 
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Oh god what a morning so far! I wake up from my bed only to discover that It is really really pouring and raining outside! So that obviously means that I am pretty much cooked up here for the rest of my entire day, But wait! It's raining, I'm cooked up in the house all day, AND I've been requested to review a really terrible fighting game! That Is just the icing on the chocolate cake! But anyways, What Is this terrible fighter yours truly RedHotToddy speaks of? Well guys, This is the one, This is Ballz 3D for the SNES. And I am not tripping, That Is how you spell the game title.

Story-3/10
You know games like these really don't need a story for you to know what you are about to get into, and that is the serious game with this game, I know this game doesn't have a really story to It as It is just a fighting game, But you know what that means! It Is time to make up my own wack storyline for this travesty! So here It Is, Once upon a time in?a land call roundville, There lived a doctor named doctor round, He is conducting some odd experiment of sorts, and It is the ability to make living human people! But he accidentally breaks the machine thus letting It submit Weird alien like ball human creatures to take over the city! It Is now up to you to save the day and save roundville both at the same time! Yes, I know, I kinda suck at making my own custom storylines for games that don't have one, But comment and tell me how I did! So anyways, That Is the storyline, Now It is time for me to get into the actual gameplay of this one!

Gameplay-4/10
Ballz 3D is without one of the strangest and weirdest fighting games I have ever played in a while! The main premise of the game Is that you control these terrifying looking people made out of balls! Hey when you come to think of It, These guys remind me of the fighting wire frames from Super smash brothers! But anyways, upon starting this game, You have 2 main game modes, You have the story mode where you progress through a story like adventure defeating enemies and bosses and such, AND there is the free play mode where you can fight by yourself OR you can grab a friend and play against each other! Now this game has alot of problems with It, and here are some of them, The first problem is obviously the controls, They are A nightmare! Most times when you try to punch or kick your opponent, They always end up hitting you first! The second problem I have is the framerate, from a fighting game like this, You expect the game to run smoothly at least, But no, the game runs as If It is in freaking slow motion! The controls are pretty darn simple, You use the D-pad to move, the A button to jump, and the B button to punch and the X button to kick, They aren't the most complicated controls ever, But still! Now for the characters! And oh boy are they horrifying! You have this circus actor named boomer, This ballerina who spanks you called divine, This monkey named Yoko who farts alot, and so on! At least street fighter had less terrifying characters! Because unlike this game, Our folks over at street fighter are actually human! I don't even know why the characters are named as they are, I guess because the developers wanted to make them sound like It? But they are still ball like creatures? I don't know man. Anyways, That Is all for the gameplay I guess.

Graphics-4/10
I know the game developers were trying to go for something original here, But come on! This is not the way to go! The first ever time I layed my eye sockets on this travesty, I was absolutely terrified by what this game looks like itself! The characters in this game are all made out of 3D balls, and while they tried to make them look as original as possible, They aren't! All the characters don't feel any different from each other, Except for the color palletes, and their moveset! Now the actual stages, they are just huge empty like spaces with really not much to do around them but just fight! In the background of each level, there are tons of weird sayings and quotes like "BALLZ BALLZ BALLZ BALLZ" Or "Bring down the mat!" Now that is freaking weird! The actual HUD in the game is nothing special! It just displays you and your opponent's health measured by these colored balls. You know this game was criticized by the gaming industry so much that someone sent a picture of a Christmas tree made out of balls with the caption 'Tell your mom you want ballz for Christmas." ? Yeah, I know huh?

Sound-2/10
I don't know how much my ears can take of this freaking travesty of a soundtrack! The second you boot up the game, You are greeted to what sounds like a man saying "Point!" And a woman saying "Ohhhh!" As if she is doing It with him! Yes, that is all you are going to be hearing In this whole game! The music in each level and locale really doesn't sound like fighting music, It sounds like the game's composer just fell asleep at the last moment, and the music never ends! Now for the actual sound effects, Nothing special! Just your typical bams booms pows and thuds! I could compose better SFX in my sleep! The soundtrack in this game is so irritating that my mom came In once and asked me "What are you doing?!?!?!?" After hearing that AWFUL music!

Addictiveness-3/10
I don't see anything at all that can make this game anymore boring then It just Is! I mean seriously! Awful controls, irritating music, hallucinating characters, add all that stuff up and you get ballz 3D! Without a doubt one of the worst fighters I have ever played on the SNES! I only played this one for a week or so, Then I just hid It In my closet in shame for how bad and scary It was! I don't think I'm going to be coming back to this one any time sooner. "Hurls"

Depth-4/10
Absolutely nothing to do afterwards, You play this game once! You just throw It out of your life! Not even the two player mode can save this absolute mess of a game! So anyways, there are basically only two game modes, Story and free play, The free play mode is really only 10 stages long, so that is 30 minutes down the drain, and the free play mode is as basic as It can get from here one! Who would honestly want to play this one more then once!?!?

Difficulty-9/10
I had various nightmares of me getting trapped in this game once, and me getting pummeled over and over and over and over again because of how hard It is to do anything in this game at all! Trust me, You can't denie that this game is absolutely difficult to play and pick up! I mean really, If they wanted to make a good fighter, they would've just took freaking lessons from capcom! Games like this should be challenging enough for the gamer to enjoy, But not this challenging!

Overall-3.8/10
I god forbid you avoid this travesty all costs! It is without a doubt one of the worst fighters I have ever played on the SNES! I gave this game a 3.8 because It is hard, challenging, unfair, and just overall broken and unplayable to even recommend to anyone! So anyways, this has been RedHotToddy's 118th review, and well, See you guys later in my 119th review!


Oh god what a morning so far! I wake up from my bed only to discover that It is really really pouring and raining outside! So that obviously means that I am pretty much cooked up here for the rest of my entire day, But wait! It's raining, I'm cooked up in the house all day, AND I've been requested to review a really terrible fighting game! That Is just the icing on the chocolate cake! But anyways, What Is this terrible fighter yours truly RedHotToddy speaks of? Well guys, This is the one, This is Ballz 3D for the SNES. And I am not tripping, That Is how you spell the game title.

Story-3/10
You know games like these really don't need a story for you to know what you are about to get into, and that is the serious game with this game, I know this game doesn't have a really story to It as It is just a fighting game, But you know what that means! It Is time to make up my own wack storyline for this travesty! So here It Is, Once upon a time in?a land call roundville, There lived a doctor named doctor round, He is conducting some odd experiment of sorts, and It is the ability to make living human people! But he accidentally breaks the machine thus letting It submit Weird alien like ball human creatures to take over the city! It Is now up to you to save the day and save roundville both at the same time! Yes, I know, I kinda suck at making my own custom storylines for games that don't have one, But comment and tell me how I did! So anyways, That Is the storyline, Now It is time for me to get into the actual gameplay of this one!

Gameplay-4/10
Ballz 3D is without one of the strangest and weirdest fighting games I have ever played in a while! The main premise of the game Is that you control these terrifying looking people made out of balls! Hey when you come to think of It, These guys remind me of the fighting wire frames from Super smash brothers! But anyways, upon starting this game, You have 2 main game modes, You have the story mode where you progress through a story like adventure defeating enemies and bosses and such, AND there is the free play mode where you can fight by yourself OR you can grab a friend and play against each other! Now this game has alot of problems with It, and here are some of them, The first problem is obviously the controls, They are A nightmare! Most times when you try to punch or kick your opponent, They always end up hitting you first! The second problem I have is the framerate, from a fighting game like this, You expect the game to run smoothly at least, But no, the game runs as If It is in freaking slow motion! The controls are pretty darn simple, You use the D-pad to move, the A button to jump, and the B button to punch and the X button to kick, They aren't the most complicated controls ever, But still! Now for the characters! And oh boy are they horrifying! You have this circus actor named boomer, This ballerina who spanks you called divine, This monkey named Yoko who farts alot, and so on! At least street fighter had less terrifying characters! Because unlike this game, Our folks over at street fighter are actually human! I don't even know why the characters are named as they are, I guess because the developers wanted to make them sound like It? But they are still ball like creatures? I don't know man. Anyways, That Is all for the gameplay I guess.

Graphics-4/10
I know the game developers were trying to go for something original here, But come on! This is not the way to go! The first ever time I layed my eye sockets on this travesty, I was absolutely terrified by what this game looks like itself! The characters in this game are all made out of 3D balls, and while they tried to make them look as original as possible, They aren't! All the characters don't feel any different from each other, Except for the color palletes, and their moveset! Now the actual stages, they are just huge empty like spaces with really not much to do around them but just fight! In the background of each level, there are tons of weird sayings and quotes like "BALLZ BALLZ BALLZ BALLZ" Or "Bring down the mat!" Now that is freaking weird! The actual HUD in the game is nothing special! It just displays you and your opponent's health measured by these colored balls. You know this game was criticized by the gaming industry so much that someone sent a picture of a Christmas tree made out of balls with the caption 'Tell your mom you want ballz for Christmas." ? Yeah, I know huh?

Sound-2/10
I don't know how much my ears can take of this freaking travesty of a soundtrack! The second you boot up the game, You are greeted to what sounds like a man saying "Point!" And a woman saying "Ohhhh!" As if she is doing It with him! Yes, that is all you are going to be hearing In this whole game! The music in each level and locale really doesn't sound like fighting music, It sounds like the game's composer just fell asleep at the last moment, and the music never ends! Now for the actual sound effects, Nothing special! Just your typical bams booms pows and thuds! I could compose better SFX in my sleep! The soundtrack in this game is so irritating that my mom came In once and asked me "What are you doing?!?!?!?" After hearing that AWFUL music!

Addictiveness-3/10
I don't see anything at all that can make this game anymore boring then It just Is! I mean seriously! Awful controls, irritating music, hallucinating characters, add all that stuff up and you get ballz 3D! Without a doubt one of the worst fighters I have ever played on the SNES! I only played this one for a week or so, Then I just hid It In my closet in shame for how bad and scary It was! I don't think I'm going to be coming back to this one any time sooner. "Hurls"

Depth-4/10
Absolutely nothing to do afterwards, You play this game once! You just throw It out of your life! Not even the two player mode can save this absolute mess of a game! So anyways, there are basically only two game modes, Story and free play, The free play mode is really only 10 stages long, so that is 30 minutes down the drain, and the free play mode is as basic as It can get from here one! Who would honestly want to play this one more then once!?!?

Difficulty-9/10
I had various nightmares of me getting trapped in this game once, and me getting pummeled over and over and over and over again because of how hard It is to do anything in this game at all! Trust me, You can't denie that this game is absolutely difficult to play and pick up! I mean really, If they wanted to make a good fighter, they would've just took freaking lessons from capcom! Games like this should be challenging enough for the gamer to enjoy, But not this challenging!

Overall-3.8/10
I god forbid you avoid this travesty all costs! It is without a doubt one of the worst fighters I have ever played on the SNES! I gave this game a 3.8 because It is hard, challenging, unfair, and just overall broken and unplayable to even recommend to anyone! So anyways, this has been RedHotToddy's 118th review, and well, See you guys later in my 119th review!

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Nice review. I definitely do not want t even get close to this game.  I can see why you would give this game low scores however, were they low enough? I noticed that you said the game could not get any more boring or terrible and yet addictiveness was at a 3, showing that there was at least something to make it worth playing. Aside from that, and a few spelling/grammatical errors, this review is next to perfect. Thank you for writing it and I hope you review more stuff soon. BAI 4 NAO and see you another time.
Nice review. I definitely do not want t even get close to this game.  I can see why you would give this game low scores however, were they low enough? I noticed that you said the game could not get any more boring or terrible and yet addictiveness was at a 3, showing that there was at least something to make it worth playing. Aside from that, and a few spelling/grammatical errors, this review is next to perfect. Thank you for writing it and I hope you review more stuff soon. BAI 4 NAO and see you another time.
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