CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. AS LONG AS MEME PICTURES ARE ALLOWED.



Put these here since you like to say meow. :3

Do you know wheat's worse than a little sister?
One that's bossy.
Do you know how a blond makes her mind up?
She uses lipstick on her forehead.
Why do bald guys wheres hats during the day?
So they don't blind people.
Why did the cat climb the tree?
To watch the dog hit it.
What do the mother monkeys say when there kids play in the banana tree?
Its all fun in games until someone loses a banana.
the 2nd one I didn't make up.

WARNING! Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy!

1. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Five thousand soles were lost.

That's all I got so far.

Ok, I'll try!

1: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s3rqq/
2: What did the girl do when here school picture wasn't good? she used make-up! (yeah, I know these are bad )
3: Warning! Orange Juice now causes expolsve diarrhea!
4: Did you hear about the Goldfish who went bankrupt?
A: Now he's a bronze fish.
5: Did you hear about broom in the factory? He's really "sweeping up"!
(I new you wouldn't get that one. )
Meanings: sweeping up: he's pouplar.


only 1, 3 and 4 were funny.

-Gameboy1023- (in a jokes! mood)

1: Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he just decides what time it is!
2: When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris!
3: Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories!
4: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone!
5: Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language!
I have plenty more jokes! Tell me if you wanna here them!

Lmao, you guys are the best! The reason why I made this this week is because I have finals, ugh, and I seem to get extremely stressful and I need jokes to make me happy.^^ Other people reading this: COME ON AND POST!! XD
Really people, I wanna hear some funny jokes.

Oh yea, one more lolcat picture. I cannot come up with any jokes.

Well, since you goaded me here....
And I understand the stress of finals....

How can I resist?


1.My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
2.An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
3.I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
4.I recently took up ice sculpting.  Last night I made an ice cube.  This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
5.You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

All Mitch Hedburg jokes.  They may not be as funny reading them as hearing them, but you've gotta look in up on youtube.  Part of the reason they're so funny is because of the way they are delivered.  Seriously, you'll be missing out if you don't look into it. The guy is freaking hilarious.

Resuri : Wanna here some more Chuck Norris jokes? Just google it!

Frost Bites get it.Frost bites as in Frost bite

Now that's funny as hell right there if you ask me xD lol.



Ok fail where is my image


How do you post images???

jjcho849 : Where it says Picture Attachment: On the right of it there will be a white bar, and on the right of that click on browse then just find the picture you wanna post.

Why did the elephant went on a rampage? It went "Nuts" 

What happen to the paper that fell down the puddle? IT was already "Washed up"

YEEE MY JOKES ARE BAD

Alright, here we go!
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

mrfe :    Oh my goodness..... Can we say winner????  (Not that I'm the judge, of course).
I think I just died laughing about 50 times!

Singelli : I know, right!!!! I couldn't resist!

mrfe :

I got a joke!

Doctor: Nurse, What is the status for the guy who swallowed all the quarters?

Nurse: Still "No change".

LOL!!!!!

skippercapt : that never works for me.