I had experienced the whole scene. I chase after thing1 and murder him with my bazooka weapon. I swipe the muffin from his bloody hand and run into an area that isn't located on any maps and globes. I destroy all of the maps and globes inside the universe and delete all of my personal information and statistics. Attempt to discover me, now!

O RLY?

I throw a Bomb over your secret location, You and your Mafia dies... But, The Muffin lands in the front of me.

Then, I Ride my motorcycle and I drive it to my house. Stop me now!

But the motorcycle's fuel tank has been contaminated with sugar so it never started... I then ask Applejack to buck you in the face... steal the muffin and start singing the "cupcakes" song with pinkie pie... because you know I'm special

*Was observing the scene from far, he quickly passes near sonicmc with his bike, taking the muffin from his hand and heading to a secret base*

I dare someone take this muffin now! :3

*Still suffering with the Cupcakes song*

ARRGHHH, I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!

*Rises punching both Horsies and sees Seishiro with the Muffin, trying to get to his base*

O YEA?

COME BACK HERE, MUFFIN MINE!

*reaches and throws him of the Bike*

Sank you very much for the Muffin... And the bike!

*rides bike*

Sorry, thought sonicmc posted.

"Hmmm if Chuck Norris is trapped maybe I'll call Chuck Norris superior!"
*phone dialing telephone*
"Hello, I need to talk with Jet Li"
Jet Li comes to me in unimaginable speed
"What do you want?" - Jet
"Hey, the guy on that pyramid trapped Chuck Norris and stole my muffin, could you take out the magic from here?"
And with an eye blink Jet removes the spell around the pyramid and I invade the pyramid and throwing you a Hadouken making you throw the muffin at me with the power of my Hadouken, at this moment Jet would have saved Chuck Norris, so I ask them for protection for a while, protecting me and my muffin.

Who can get this muffin now?

U still a Pikachu?

STEVIE, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!

*Stevie 764 sees the Pikachu and kills it... Because Stevie hates Pikachu!*

Thanks for the Muffin!, Have fun Stevie!

*calls for a Taxi and enters on it... Then the Taxi driver drives away*

Sadly the taxi driver takes the muffin off you for payment as you forgot to take your wallet... oh dear!

I then somehow by chance get in the same taxi and buy the muffin off him for a small fee of $2. I get out at my stop and the decide to basically stand in the middle of a busy pedestrian area... bet you can't find me now

On top of the building you stopped in front, was me, watching your every move, I quickly get down to reach where you are and I swipe the muffin from your hand, without you even noticing it, then I hide into the sewer, I want to see someone find me now =P

For the past few months, I had been watching the mighty battle for the muffin with interest from my spaceship, the Millennium Muffin. It  intrigued me that this simple muffin would cause so much havoc, illicit the desire of so many people. To my mind, there was only one muffin that had that sort of power...

I absently played with the medallion worn around my neck. The medallion gifted to me when I took my post as Harbinger. A golden medallion of a muffin.

On the screen before me, I watched as the most recent bearer of the muffin traverse the labyrinthine sewer system beneath the city. This.. Seishiro Leonheart seemed confidant is their assumption that no one could find them. The pitiful fool! They know not what they're dealing with!

'What do you think, sir? Is this the one we've been searching for?", a voice beckons from behind me. One of holy guardians that assist me. Slowly, a smile form upon my face, "it is... I can sense it...... This is the one.... The final fragment!"

"Your orders, sir?"
"Prepare to retrieve the fragment!"

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Meanwhile, in the sewers below, the one known as Seishiro had briefly stopped to rest. Panting lightly from their trek, they were unprepared for what was about to happen. Suddenly, figures appear from the shadows! In a matter of seconds, Seishiro had been apprehended and bound by their assailants. Catching a glimpse of their captors, Seishiro is shocked to discover that they appear to be cat-like creatures, no taller than human children, but with fiercely glowing eyes that spoke of a deeper intelligence. In one of their paw-like hands is clutched the muffin around which so much chaos had revolved.

"Do not be afraid, young one, we mean you no harm," I say as I too appear from the shadows, drawing the attention of my captive, "I am only here to return the muffin to its rightful place."

"Rightful place? I don't understand..."

"I don't expect you to understand," I reply, "these are matter that far beyond the understanding of mere mortals such as yourself."

As I speak, the creature holding the muffin hands it to me. I hold it up and gaze upon it in person for the first time, confirming my suspicions that this is in fact the final fragment that we had been searching for.  Holding the muffin in my gaze, I continue.

"However, I feel an explanation is in order. You humans need to understand exactly what it is you are dealing with, before you bring a greater harm on the universe than you could possibly ever imagine. You see, this is no ordinary muffin. It is but a fragment of a greater whole... But a small piece of the most powerful entity known to the universe."

I turn to my captive and see that my words have had a marked affect, "I see you understand, if only a little. The reason this seemingly innocuous muffin has garnered the affection of so many people is because it contains a portion of the power of that entity. That power is alluring to mortals such as yourself. It beckons you, calls for you to take it for yourself. But no mortal must ever be allowed to wield that power. For mortals are corruptible. They would use that power for evil purposes. Just look at the havoc that has been caused as you cretin fought over that power! It would become one hundred times worse, were one of you ever able to keep this in your possession for even a small length of time!"

With my words still echoing through the room, I take from my pocket a small box. Placing the muffin within the box, the lid slaps shut of it's own accord and the box becomes a solid shape, with no discernable lid now visible.

"For the good of the universe, I must ask that no one further persues this fragment. You must spread the word. The Battle for the Muffin is over!"

Turning, I begin to walk back toward the shadows from which I had first emerged.

"Wait!" call out Seishiro, "...who are you?"

I stop but remain facing toward the shadows. After a moment's pause, I answer, "I am PoorSmeagol.... Harbinger of the Almighty Muffin." The words spoken I and the strange creatures disappear into the shadows, leaving Seishiro to ponder all that they had heard.

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back on my spaceship, I sit at the Captain's Chair, holding the box containing the muffin in my hand, gazing at it blankly. After centuries of search, the final fragment was now im my possesion. Soon, I would be able to reassemble the Almighty Muffin, so that he could resume His rule over the universe.

"Shall we return home, Sir?" one of my associates inquires.

"..... Yes. We are finally going home."

At my command, the Millenium Muffin, turns away from the planet Earth and enters hyperspace, heading toward it's homeworld......




(I felt the muffin needed a backstory, so i gave you guys one to run with. The muffin is now enroute to some strange homeworld to.... be reassembled in the 'Almighty Muffin'? What a twist! Is this the end of the 'Steal the Muffin' game, or will somebody else make an attempt at it?)

Klemish teleport's to Smobblepants, Klemish sees him on the floor reach for the muffin. Klemish kicks smobble in the stomach and takes the muffin. Klemish teleports home to canada. And hides the muffin with all the other muffins that look just like it inside a superstore. Klemish sets traps and goes off on another adventure. Riding off into the sunset on his shiny ho-oh he lets you know your screwed with one vital sign *Middle Finger*

Suddenly, Eddy appears on his trusted Plane... He shoots at the Klemish's shiny Ho-Ho, while both falls I manage to retrieve the Muffin from his hands... After that, I go on my plane to my Flying Fortress... Good luck getting your muffin now!