But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was....

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later...

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Sytle! They lined up next to thier kegs...

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Sytle! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was...

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Sytle! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it........

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Sytle! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out...

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Sytle! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden....

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down…

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death.....

But you just don't understand what you are doing IceWave. Closing this would be a mods job, but a mod would have to be insane to do that. Not even an Admin would be brave enough. I am going to atempt to close this. Do i look gay in pink? What will my parents reject me for the way i live or should i become christian and live the right life. Why did i speak so wierdly about life. Surely nobody cares. Becasue i am rather stupid for not stoping this. I spose the only thing i can do is ride the wave baby! Because i have nothing more then a board and the sun. I shall ride at dawn with my golden chariot pulled by former baseball superstar Darryl Strawberry but he is well was on The Simpsons. I guess that all greats are on that show. One time weird al come to St Kilda in Victoria to a concert. I didn't go but i know BigBob85 went, because every day he dremt about him. I'd call it pretty good but i didn't go. If you want to know about it, come to 612 Wharf Ave. where a 10-foot spider wearing a diaper will hand you the keys to the super secret tool shed of gold. You then will assend downwardz into the secret under ground bunker shed, there you will find a set of keys and a set of locks. Unlock them in the specific order to unlock the worlds secrets. The first of the worl secrets are that inside of every carolsel are little people who run in circles and push the sticks up and down. The second of the world's secerets is that when you are sitting at your computer little gremlins are doing your washing. The thrid, final and most horrific secret is that this post is getting horribly long... (silence), but not to worry cos if it ends or not, THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON! Viva la New paragraph.

As our story continues, our heroes find them self between a rock and a hard spot. After crossing the desert of Rock and Hard Spot they treak upwards to A Bubble and a soft spot. Our heros use their super powers. Strength, wind, water, fire and lightning. With the combined power they will save their progress at the nearest save point after defeating their arch nemisis: Davideo7. The battle was long and exausting and they decided that all this fighting isn't worth it. Instead they decided to crack open a mega vault. With tons of CHEETOES and MOUNTAIN DEW, they did defeat Davideo7 after all so they needed to celebrate. It got a litte Routy when Zylo decided to do Cheezy Dew shots. He started gagging and fell to the ground. Everyone laughed and started to kick ICEWAVE04's ASS because he was trying to PUNK Zylo. Zylo did a Matrix Esqe Move and threw the evil beings right at John. John had enough of this crap and kicked Zylo but, then he started to run in circles around zylo. He called him childish names like poo-poo head, dumb dumb and gay boy. Zylo removed the concealed weapon and showed it to John, who then freaked out and ran. John then picked up a near by piece of metal and held it towards Zylo. Zylo didnt move as John saw what the weapon was, it was a twisted coat hanger, sharpened... so it might hurt. Zylo then took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hanger which he placed on the branch of a tree. "Ok" he said "Now im ready to pee my pants in fear!". At which he did indeed soil his jeans, he then removed the jeans and took them to the dry cleaner. "Can you wait a few hours?... this is important". John agreed, and decided to pass the time by riding ostridges like chocobos. Zylo then returned with a clean pair of trousers and was ready to fight. Zylo then remembered that he had to pick up his grand mother from the nursing home. Umm... you wanna come for a walk to pick up my grandmother, asked Zylo. John agreed and they both skipped merrily to Grandma Ethel's house. When they reached the forest, Tarzan swung from his mighty golden vine. He snapped Zylo's neck and looked towards John with passion. John ran fast, hoping not to be caught by the suprisingly gay tarzan. John threw broken glass at Tarzan's wiener but Tarzan was too quick, he threw John to the ground and forced him to kiss the ground. John then matrixed out and ran up a wall and jump kicked off smacking tarzan to the ground, and disembowled him with a conveniently placed Gunblade. John then calmed down only to notice zylo was still alive and needed to go to the hospital. John then took zylo to the local witch doctor to get him patched up. He got patched up and then some nurses showed up offering everyone spongebaths. Both Zylo and John sank into the baths as they were sponged by the hot nurses. They both look at each other thinking how unhygenic baths were compared to showers. Suddenly, crashing through the window came Easily Ammussed guy!!!!!! He canbe ammused by the smallest things, and is very anoying. Both John and Zylo jumped up and get dressed very quickly not even bothering to dry them selves or each other. They both pick up what objects they can find John picks up a pipe wrench. Zylo picks up a mouldy banana. They both prepare to attack as Easily Ammused Guy laughed as water soaked through their clothes, making it looked like they'd pee'd themselves. So much, did he laugh that he actualy did pee himself, it reminded neojazex of how bigbob85 laughs at school, except when he laughs he is laughing at stupid jokes that are actually quite funny. BigBob85 said to hopstar, If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have, i'd have one dollar. To which hopstar replied but you have 2 dollars. Bigbob85 rested his case because Hopstar is extremely supirior to bigbob85. Zylo and John disaproved of this greatly so they gave bigbob85 the power to think because he was so ammazingly stupid!!! BigBob85 took the knowledge but it still wasnt enough to defeat his alter ego, Arnold S. With his abiltiy to think he was so amizingly stupid he shot icewave in the hea which makes no sense at all. Realising IceWave doesnt have a hea he attacked John with his own mothers ripped of arm. John seen the attack coming so he ripped his own motheersarm off and accepted IceWave's challenge. The two are locked in combat as everyone else joins the battle. it was a intense battle, but one came out on top and it was clear that it was GOD. He came down and spoke these words "What the heck are you doing?", he then disapeard in a puff of smoke that looked like a train. This scared John pee his pants, and icewave laughed at John. John cried for about a week then concieved a baby in which he named IceWave04 Jr., John realized that IceWave04 Jr. was IceWave04's son so that could only mean HE MUST DIE. John slaughtered the baby and came after IceWave04, and sliped on the small corpse on the way out.

Ice came looking for John and found him passed out on a floor, Ice took this to his advantaed and forced John to drink some more. John started slamming booze, inevitably lost his temper at icewave04 and tried to kill him with a rubber band and a box of toothpicks. Fleeing from john, icewave04 took to the skys in a "It wont break... much" hot air ballon. Ice proceded to throw shards of glass down at John. One hit him in the eye and blood begun to pour out along with the tears of pain. John decided to catchthem on his tongue for flavor. He paid for this one very serverly. Now with blood coming out of his eye and tounge he started to cry like a little boy who is dropped off stairs. John was now healed by a magical billy goat. Who then let him pass over the bridge and get to the fairy kingdom which is filled with thousands of faries. "Damn faries" Johns said as he was groped by several female faries in revealing clothes. One of the faries screached "take me, take me!!" but John resisted. Instead he pickup up a Club and began making out with it. the faries, who were extremely insulted, so they begin to beat him with the club. "Ladies, ladies cant we just be friends?" yelled john. They agreed and hapily skiped with john along the street, suddenly John's mom came out of nowhere and said, "John, your supposed to be competing in the special olypics now", to which John replied "Awww mom I was just getting gay with skipping with my friends!" While all this was going on, in a quiet corner a sniper was lining up his scopes with John. 3 seconds before firing easily ammused guy came out of nowhere and pointed him out. John took off down a dirt track to escape the sniper but he was to good. The sniper now focusing on the back of easily ammused guy's head, and shot in revenge. Unfortunatly, easily ammused guy has no brain, thus continued being a moron. John, who was now hiding behind a tree, opened a manhole cover and went into the sewer.

In the sewer, John met Boddah, whom gave him the Golden Ice Cream Sandwhich, the only thing that could defeat Icewave04 and his band of mowhawk sporting Austrailian news reporters. Boddah then pulled out a bottle of booze and began to drink it with no regard of human safety. John thanked Boddah and took a swig of boddah's moon shine. John then hoped up, and realised that the Moon Shine has made him blind! "Ahhhh What the heck?! I can't see anything except nude pictures of Margaret Thatcher! THE HORROR!"

Thus terrified beyond mortal comprehension, John decided to commit suicide by throwing himself down the sewers. "AHhhhh" he screamed as he was suddenly teleported through time and space, entering the Land of Annoying Checkerboard Patterns.

"Hey, I can see again!" he realized, dancing around in a hypnotic tiled floor. The floor then vortexed opening a vortex as the name suggested. John was then sucked to the Kingdom of Marshmallow People, where everyone was made out of marshmallow and campfires were punishable by death. John started drooling as he saw all the wonderful white fluffy marshmallowness around him, and he rushed them in hope of getting a bite. But, to his suprise themarshmellows were very quick and managed to trip him down the 'Hole of ever falling' which as thename sugests means you are falling for ever. John considered his optons and decided to scream for help as loudly as he could; and lo and behold, the Magical Billy Goat and his friends, the Scantily-Clad Female Fairies, answered his call! They realized they shouldn't be there and vanished in an explosion of non-existance. So then John stoped, and yelled at the newbie, and continued fighting. He took a moment to laugh evilly as the newbie whimpered, began crying, peed his pants, and hid under his bed to avoid further embarrassment; but then, John's entertainment was cut short as he decided he was fed up with the game and decided to quit. He walked out of the hole and kicked the themarshmellows asses, because he can't even hurt anyone else (that includes his kitty, bunny, and frog). Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet (far far away from john) Vash was looking down the dusty street at his opponent, His six shooter was waiting to come out of its halter smoking, Vash made eye contact with his deadly couzin.... cuzin ICEWAVE, the very same icewave that had MURDERED VASH's twin sister, Zylo yelled go and WHAM, Godzilla entered the area, roaring his terrible roar and shooting his terribly fake eye-lasers. Everyone screamed and ran for cover, when John then fell thru a pressurized tube with no firction that went straight thru the earth and came out on the other side. He then shot up out of the ground like a Hercules rocket out of a missile silo, and nailed Godzilla in the chin. This made the giant green lizard very very angry, so he started trying to grab john. But he had short, stuby arms, so instead he used his terribly fake eye lasers to incinerate John. Vash in the meanwhile started running away from the Marshmallow People, who were using John's vaccuum-tube to enter the area and were looking very pissed-off.

IceWave and Zylo exchanged a glance with each other, nodded, and a theme song 'macho man' came on for them.... it was their que. They started to dance... badly on the spot as godzilla was burning everything insight. He stopped and amusingly looked at them amusingly, Ice wave said too zylo "You know what to do." Zylo said, "Hell Yeah" "Earth" Zylo shouted, "Fire" Vash chimed in, "Wind" Icewave hooted, "Water" Luke yelled, Captain Planet we summon you, save us from the evil doer... godzilla! John felt left out and sat one the street corner and cried while Godzilla used his fire-breath to roast the Marshmallow People until they were a nice golden-brown color.

"Godzilla Wins -- Fatality," The announcer declared, as a little picture of a man popped up in the corner of the screen and yelled, "Toasty!", then... everyone including Captin Planet ad excludng John sat around a burning car eatting the giant marshmello people. John was damn annoyed and grabed a marshmellow for himself. He felt akward and ran, but didn't get very far since Godzilla was still irked about getting smacked in the chin and was breathing fire in John's direction now. John ducked and the fire missed him, but chasing was vash with his fire ring activaded, directing the fire at John. Flames engulfed John, but luckly John had his fireproof suit on. They all had a good chuckle about this one, and godzilla, vash, and John happily skip down the Yellow-Brick Road until they reached a trans-dimensional portal.

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and jumped into the portal. Inside the the portal techno music was playing and they all broke into a dance until they exited out the portal's opposite end. Everyone looked around at their new environment and realized that they had arrived at the place that they first started at. All the members except easily amused guy understood this concept. He then ran around in circles and annoyed everybody until Godzilla lifted up a leg and stomped on Easily Amused Guy, squishing him into a red smear on the ground. There was much rejoicing amung the crowd. Then, disaster struck as the Cliche Villains showed up! They were saying really weird cliches like 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one' and 'wound up tighter than an eight day clock'. It was the most idiotic thing any of the group had ever heard, so of course they all agreed to pay rapt attention and take notes while listening to every single word the Cliche Villains said.

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area...

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Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to....

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed....

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer Challenged...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a...