guys this n64 is pi..in me off the controlls dont work even with a joystick but wait do you need a usb n64 joypad linker to play i think so if you now the solution to playing them do tell.also here are all the cheats to perfect dark.UnlockablesUnlockable How to Unlock
Play as Elvis Beat Area 51: Rescue Mission in under 8 Minutes on Perfect Agent
Unlock Duel Mission Beat the game on Training.
Unlock Perfect Darkness Difficulty Beat the game on Perfect Agent.
Unlock Revenge Mission Beat the game on Agent.
Unlock SOS Mission Beat the game on Special Agent.
Unlock War Mission Beat the game on Perfect Agent.
Unlock GoldenEye Weapons Get Gold Stars on all the weapons in the Carrington Institute Weapons Testing Area
Unlock Invincibility Beat Area 51: Escape on Agent skill.
Play as Small Joanna Beat G5: Building Reconnaissance on any skill level.
Unlock Slo-Mo Single Player Unlock dataDyne Research: Investigation on any skill level.
Unlock Small Enemies Mode Beat Area 51: Infiltration on any skill level.
Unlock Rare Team Heads Mode Beat Air Base: Espionage on any skill level.
Donkey Kong Mode Complete Chicago: Stealth on any skill level.
Unlock Unlimited Ammo Beat Air Base in under 3:11 on Special Agent.
Unlock Unlimited Ammo, No Reloads Beat Pelagic II on Special Agent in under 7:07.
Cloaking Device Beat Mission 3.2 - G5 Building on Agent in under 1:30.
Unlock PP9i Obtain Golds in Firing Range
Unlock Psychosis Gun Beat Mission 3.1 Chicago - Stealth on Perfect Agent in under 2:00.
Unlock Phoenix Cheat Beat Mission 8 - Attack Ship.
Unlock Perfect Darkness Cheat Beat Mission 5.3 - Crash Site on any difficulty level.
Unlock Marquis of Queensbary Rules Cheat (Guards use fists only) Beat Mission 1.1 - dataDyne Central - Defection on Special Agent in under 1:30.
Unlock KLO1313 Obtain Golds in Firing Range
Unlock Laptop Gun Cheat Beat Mission 5.2 - Air Force One on any difficulty level.
Unlock Jo Shield Cheat Beat Deep Sea - Nullify Threat on any difficulty level.
Unlock Kf7 Special Obtain Golds in Firing Range.
Unlock Hurricane Firsts (Alternative) Beat Mission 1.3 dataDyne on Agent in under 2:03.
Unlock ZZT 9 mm Obtain Golds in Firing Range
Unlock Trent's Magnum Beat Mission 5.3 - Crash Site: Confrontation on Agent in under 2:50.
Unlock Sniper Rifle Beat Mission 2 - Carrington Villa on any difficulty level.
Unlock Super Dragon Cheat Beat Mission 4.3 - Area 51: Escape on any difficulty level.
Unlock Super Shield Cheat Beat Mission 7 - Carringon Institute Defense on Agent in under 1:45.
Unlock FarSight Cheat Beat Mission 6.2 Deep Sea - Nullify Threat on Perfect Agent in under 7:27.
Unlock Enemy Rockets Cheat Beat Mission 6.1 Pelagic II - Exploration on any difficulty level.
Unlock DMC Cheat Obtain Golds in Firing Range
Unlock CC13 Cheat Obtain Golds in Firing Range
Unlock Classic Goldeneye Aiming Reticle Beat DataDyneefection on any difficulty level.
Unlock IR Scanner Beat Skedar Ruins on any difficulty level.
Unlock All Guns (Alternative) Beat Skedar Ruins: Battle Shrine on Perfect Agent in under 5:31
Unlock Unlimited Ammo - Laptop Sentry Gun Beat Air Force One: Antiterrorism on Perfect Agent in under 3:55

Transfer Pak UnlocksGet an N64 Perfect Dark game, a Transfer Pak, and a Game Boy Color Perfect Dark game. Plug the Transfer Pak into the back of your controller, put the GBC game in the Transfer Pak's slot, and turn the N64's power ON. You will now have the following cheats:

Unlockable How to Unlock
R-Tracker/Weapon Cache Locations Transfer Pak
All Guns Transfer Pak
Cloaking Device Transfer Pak
Hurricane Fists Transfer Pak

Co-op Simulant CheatsThese will change the ally (and its weapon) on Co-Op IF it is a simulant.

Unlockable How to Unlock
Unlock Pugilist (Unarmed) Beat dataDyne Research: Investigation in under 6:30
Unlock Hotshot (DY357 Magnum & DY357-LX) Beat Area 51: Infiltration in under 5:00
Unlock Hit and Run (K7 Avenger) Beat Carrington Villa: Hostage One in under 2:30
Unlock Alien (RC-P120) Beat Attack Ship: Nullify Threat in under 5:17

Unlockable Game Presets (Combat Simulator)The Combat Simulator has several Game Presets (modes that have already been created by Rare) that are available from the beginning, but some of the best you must unlock by beating a certain amount of Challenges. Which challenges you beat doesn't really matter, as long as you have the set total needed to unlock the Preset. Of course, you can alter these Presets just to how you like them

Unlockable How to Unlock
Hold the Briefcase Complete 2 Challenges
Pistol One-Hit Kills Complete 3 Challenges
Capture the Case Complete 4 Challenges
Tranquilizer Complete 7 Challenges
Slow Motion Complete 8 Challenges
Temple Explosives Complete 11 Challenges
Slayer Complete 13 Challenges
Cloaking Complete 16 Challenges

Unlockable Arenas for Combat SimulatorUpon going to Combat Simulator from the main menu, select Challenges. Perfect Dark has a total of 30 challenges, and upon beating them you will unlock certain items/areas for the Combat Simulator (multiplayer mode). In order to unlock all the arenas in the Combat Simulator, you must beat a certain number of challenges (which challenges you beat doesn't really matter).

Unlockable How to Unlock
Complex Complete 1 Challenge
Warehouse Complete 3 Challenges
Ravine Complete 5 Challenges
Temple Complete 6 Challenges
G5 Building Complete 9 Challenges
Grid Complete 11 Challenges
Felicity Complete 12 Challenges
Villa Complete 14 Challenges
Sewers Complete 16 Challenges
Car Park Complete 17 Challenges
Base Complete 18 Challenges
Fortress Complete 20 Challenges
Ruins Complete 22 Challenges

Unlock Hidden MissionsUnlockable How to Unlock
Mr. Blonde's Revenge mission Successfully complete all solo missions on the Agent, Special Agent, or Perfect Agent difficulty settings.
Maian SOS mission Successfully complete all solo missions on the Special Agent or Perfect Agent difficulty settings.
War! mission Successfully complete all solo missions on the Perfect Agent difficulty setting.
Perfect Dark SecretsBottle CommentGo to Carrington village:Hostage one and make your way down to the wine cellar. Shoot every single bottle and Carrington will say "Act your age, Joanna."

Knife trick in multiplayerCan't find a use for combat knives because they're too slow or innacurate? After you kill someone in multiplayer throw a poison knife at their dead body (shouldnt have problems hitting a dead target) when they come back to life, they will start getting poisoned and dizzy once almost to the point of death.

Bypass Hoverbike SequenceIn the area 51 level while you are in the hangar, if you activate both the inner and outer doors before elvis explains the UFO can only hold 2 people, then you can skip the hoverbike area and end the level.
Perfect Dark GlitchesBeat the Challenges, without actually playing them!All that is needed are 2 controllers, (3 or 4 if you want the remaining stars), and a simple scenario.

First, plug the 2 controllers in and head to Combat Simulator with a simple scenario saved (such as 1 MeatSim, Kill Limit 1). Take the 2nd controller, head down to ''load game'' and highlight what you will (in the future) use for your Challenge. Take your 1st Controller, and pick a difficult Challenge, such as Challenge 30, and select it until it says ''START CHALLENGE'' (the background will be red at this time). Pick up your 2nd controller, load your simple game, and start your Challenge.

What you just did was fool the game into thinking you're playing the Challenge, but you're actually playing a homemade scenario! Kill the MeatSim, and it's a game won. You will gain the star for the Challenge, and it's rewards gained from beating it.

Immortal ManIn the Carrington Institute, go downstairs into the main warehouse and you will see a hover crate. Take this hover crate up the ramps to the office floor and into the targetting range. Take it into the range itself and put it between the doors to prevent them from closing. You can shoot the man outside with any weapon you select in the range, and he will never die. Inspect his body afterwards to find him covered in red spots, knives sticking out of him, and crossbow bolts embedded in him.

Easily Kill Dark Sims in MultiplayerSimply set up a multiplayer game against all Dark Sims with nothing but Remote Mines for weapons. It will only take a few seconds for the melee to begin, and you'll soon notice that Sims in Perfect Dark cannot detonate their own Remote Mines after they plant them!

Have a, um, er... blast. The only way you can possibly lose is if you blow yourself up on purpose, and this works wonders in inflating the stats on your bio.

Area 51 Rescue GlitchAs everyone who has ever failed in this level knows, if the crate you're lugging around gets blown up by stray gunfire, you fail the level due to not being able to access the research section.

Thankfully there's a nice glitch that allows you to bypass having to lug around that annoying crate altogether. The enemies in this area wield Dragons as their weapons, which is the key to the entire thing. Blast your way through the level until you're at the section of the wall that you need to blow up, then access the secondary function of the Dragon -- Proximity Mine -- and place it at the base of the wall. All you need to do from there is stand back and shoot the Dragon so blow both it and the wall up.

You've just accessed the research section without using the crate of explosives, and this glitch works even if you blow the crate up first despite the game telling you that it's a mission failure.

Pelagic 2 X-Ray GlitchAt the end of the Pelagic 2 level after completing most of your objectives and finding Elvis, you're supposed to go through a massive corridor filled with guards hiding behind crates and such. Doing so is a massive struggle, especially on harder difficulty settings.

Thankfully, you have the X-Ray Scanner and can use it to bypass the entire process. Remember the large room on the top floor where you have to activate the Moon Pool Lift? Rather than going through the entire level and opening the door in the manner you're supposed to, slap on the X-Ray Scanner and activate the computer from through the wall.

If you've met up with Elvis at this point, the mission is over. If not, you need to run downstairs and fight your way through the guards until you reach Elvis. From there, return to your shortcut and to the Moon Pool Lift to end the level.

Regardless, you get to bypass the hallways of death at the end of the level, which is what this glitch is used for in the first place.

Mission Complete - President Incapacitated???A little fun for the Air Force One level;

When you meet the President and talk to him, pull out your gun. Then when the Cutscene starts immediatly skip it and kill the President. You'll get a "Objective: 1 Complete" message.
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You can play with the keyboard or any USB controller. Simply plug it in, double-click, and reset the controls. Bingo, you're playing.
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