You go into the store and say "Go To TARGET now they have better deals" you will be out before you can count to 10.

Ask them if you can get a military distance.

Open up a Yahtzee game, and scream as loud as you possibly can: YAHTZEE!!!!!!!

Here are a few ways to get kicked out.


Make a sign labled self checkou

Grab some tape
When wal-marts check-out is really busy open up a checkout then tape your self check-out sign then pay for your items yourself or put items on the conveyor belt then throw them in the cart then run out past the security arms.


Grab some black and white paint 12 carts and 12 friendd. Paint a starting line then map out your course then grab fruit then start the race of 3 laps while throwing the fruit at the other racers.Mario kart style racing at walmart. Do this in food section.


Make signs called more check-outs here

Tape them to every fire exit door

Disable all the cameras indoors and outdoors

Change the price of any item.


Take walmarts coinstar machine and go to check-out and try to buy the machine. Then go to customer service and ask them for a refund on the coinstsr machine.


Make a cd of you saying All white people belong at target then play it on the intercom then find a way to make the cd drive impossible to open.

some crazy old man got kicked out of my local walmart for going in the little girl aisle with the baby dolls and barbies and stuff because he took off all his clothes and was climbing up the racks of toys and another guy pretended to leave his phone in the dressing room on accident with record going but he got busted because durr his phone -.-

So... I saw this one guy... go, and drink a soda... and not pay for it. XD

thing1 : Wow. Hard-FRICKIN-core. You could get kicked out of wal*_mart by running down the halls screaming "Uncle Unkie!" And take a jizz on the bikes.

Go in and ask every employee you see were the nearest target is this works 99% of the time the other 1% of the time you end up at target

Stand in the store and tell the customers Walters line (Jeff Dunham)
Welcome to Walmart get you *cough* and get out lol
I'm sure all you fans will know what I mean

EvilAlu : I would dare to do that..
Ride a shopping cart to McDonalds and load the cart with McChickens (5000) and take them out on Walmart's floor.

by punching a clerk. now i think thats kinda funny.

This will be bad... Okay, go to Wal-mart... Then you scream at the greeter in his tone, go to a scanner and try to scan your butt while you ask the cashier, "What year is it?". When he answers, you give him a big hug and run out laughing with your pants around your ankles screaming, "IT WORKED, BROS!" This is guaranteed to get you kicked out... and possibly arrested. Don't try this at home!

Let's keep it simple - Try to steal something but fail. Possibly the easiest way to get kicked out of Walmart.

Well, you can go into the toy section and find one of those huge containers that hold those small, air filled, plastic balls and you can start pulling those out and throwing them in different directions across the store. Make sure you throw it over the isles XD

Grab a couple of Ninja Blenders and wrap my face in black garbage bags. I would hide behind something and wait for someone to walk past and I would jump out and throw (ninja) star fruit at them.