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06-24-10 04:15 AM
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I have two true stories.
1 : I was with my band after practice, and we were bored so we went to walmart. So Adrian decides to get on a bike and drive around the toy section, then I got a bat and threw it at him. Then Alex went and got a giant foam axe and started chasing Adrian, and after that Adrian grabbed a bat, I grabbed another bat, and we starting running towards each other with the bats, and alex was still running with the foam axe, we looked around and everyone from the toy section left. Then the intercom went off and they called walmart security on us. We hid in the fish section for about 15 minutes after that. Then went home.

2. Two random people were walking around yelling at everything they saw, and they were yelling WOW, THATS A LOW PRICE. It was pretty great. They should have done it at staples though.

Walmarts fun.
I have two true stories.
1 : I was with my band after practice, and we were bored so we went to walmart. So Adrian decides to get on a bike and drive around the toy section, then I got a bat and threw it at him. Then Alex went and got a giant foam axe and started chasing Adrian, and after that Adrian grabbed a bat, I grabbed another bat, and we starting running towards each other with the bats, and alex was still running with the foam axe, we looked around and everyone from the toy section left. Then the intercom went off and they called walmart security on us. We hid in the fish section for about 15 minutes after that. Then went home.

2. Two random people were walking around yelling at everything they saw, and they were yelling WOW, THATS A LOW PRICE. It was pretty great. They should have done it at staples though.

Walmarts fun.
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I can't remember alot but 1 way isn't getting nerf guns and shoot at people raceing in the carts.
I can't remember alot but 1 way isn't getting nerf guns and shoot at people raceing in the carts.
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To REALLY get kicked out, cut off the electricity, then stalk people and shoot them with water guns. This was once reported at a Wal-Mart where I live.
To REALLY get kicked out, cut off the electricity, then stalk people and shoot them with water guns. This was once reported at a Wal-Mart where I live.
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Set up 10 2 liters of soda(bonus points if it's Barq's Root Beer or Dr. Pepper since they are notorious for exploding) then grab a turkey & go turkey bowling.
Set up 10 2 liters of soda(bonus points if it's Barq's Root Beer or Dr. Pepper since they are notorious for exploding) then grab a turkey & go turkey bowling.
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play hide and seek up and down the isles LOL good times
play hide and seek up and down the isles LOL good times
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Get a piece of PVC pipe about 6-7 feet long and the right size to hold a 2 liter bottle of diet coke. Insert diet coke into pipe. Unscrew cap of diet coke and put a smaller pipe into top of diet coke, able to hold 6-7 mentos. Place thin piece of metal at one end of the small pipe. Secure small pipe onto diet coke top. Repeat this with as many diet coke bottles as the PVC pipe can hold. Enter WalMart, resting apparatus on shoulder like a bazooka. To fire, remove thin piece of metal from small pipe, tilt bazooka slightly upwards, then aim.

It's actually not hard to make, as long as you have the right materials.
Get a piece of PVC pipe about 6-7 feet long and the right size to hold a 2 liter bottle of diet coke. Insert diet coke into pipe. Unscrew cap of diet coke and put a smaller pipe into top of diet coke, able to hold 6-7 mentos. Place thin piece of metal at one end of the small pipe. Secure small pipe onto diet coke top. Repeat this with as many diet coke bottles as the PVC pipe can hold. Enter WalMart, resting apparatus on shoulder like a bazooka. To fire, remove thin piece of metal from small pipe, tilt bazooka slightly upwards, then aim.

It's actually not hard to make, as long as you have the right materials.
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Another way is to open up a ton of boxes of stuff like cerial and dump it all over the place
Another way is to open up a ton of boxes of stuff like cerial and dump it all over the place
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Get a bucket, fill it with Drano, put it on the top of a shelf, and tie it to a product below, and when a person takes it, it will fall. While they're screaming, grab their wallets and shopping carts.
Get a bucket, fill it with Drano, put it on the top of a shelf, and tie it to a product below, and when a person takes it, it will fall. While they're screaming, grab their wallets and shopping carts.
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start a food fight,and in the chaos,try to sneak out with a lot of stuff
start a food fight,and in the chaos,try to sneak out with a lot of stuff
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A funny way would be

steps:
1)take off all your clothes and stay in your underwear
2)grab a lipstick and paint stuff in your body and face like an indian or something (optional)

3) put an XL bra on your head
4) put some funny glasses on
5) grab a broom
6) steal a bike and hit people with the tip of the broom stick
7) outrun security and escape ;]

Or another way would be grab a football and play football in the middle of the store with your friends ;/
A funny way would be

steps:
1)take off all your clothes and stay in your underwear
2)grab a lipstick and paint stuff in your body and face like an indian or something (optional)

3) put an XL bra on your head
4) put some funny glasses on
5) grab a broom
6) steal a bike and hit people with the tip of the broom stick
7) outrun security and escape ;]

Or another way would be grab a football and play football in the middle of the store with your friends ;/
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Spray whip cream all over the clothes in walmart, then put whip cream on the walls. Then open every gallon of water and dump all of the water on the floors of the whloe walmart. Then open all the milks and pour them on the fruits. Then open every cake and throw them at random people. Then throw tennis balls on every employee in there. Then steal a bike and get a chainsaw. Finally use the chainsaw to break the walls and peddle away on your bike. It would be so cool if I was at walmart and someone did that.
Spray whip cream all over the clothes in walmart, then put whip cream on the walls. Then open every gallon of water and dump all of the water on the floors of the whloe walmart. Then open all the milks and pour them on the fruits. Then open every cake and throw them at random people. Then throw tennis balls on every employee in there. Then steal a bike and get a chainsaw. Finally use the chainsaw to break the walls and peddle away on your bike. It would be so cool if I was at walmart and someone did that.
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Throw pennies at people.

Walk up to the cashier, pick up a candy bar, buy it, and go back in line, and buy another candy bar. Repeat until he gets red in the face.
Throw pennies at people.

Walk up to the cashier, pick up a candy bar, buy it, and go back in line, and buy another candy bar. Repeat until he gets red in the face.
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I heard someone got kicked out of a WalMart by telling all of the black people that they need to leave.
I heard someone got kicked out of a WalMart by telling all of the black people that they need to leave.
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1. You can start by whacking people or throwing at their faces with stuff you find on the shelves and then just drop them on the ground.

2. Start screaming and yelling and then punch someone in the face.

3. Start complaining to a customer and don't stop and if they just ignore you, smack them.

4. Go to the intercom and insult Walmart.

5. Smack a security guard.

(Oh my god, 80% of my ways include hitting and smacking someone. )
1. You can start by whacking people or throwing at their faces with stuff you find on the shelves and then just drop them on the ground.

2. Start screaming and yelling and then punch someone in the face.

3. Start complaining to a customer and don't stop and if they just ignore you, smack them.

4. Go to the intercom and insult Walmart.

5. Smack a security guard.

(Oh my god, 80% of my ways include hitting and smacking someone. )
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okay so this one happened from experience....okay get a wheel chair and have a friend wheel you around walmart grab an air-soft gun open it where no one is looking and fill it up and go around walmart shooting people in the back of the head on the wheel chair. It is so much fun....until you get caught of course.
okay so this one happened from experience....okay get a wheel chair and have a friend wheel you around walmart grab an air-soft gun open it where no one is looking and fill it up and go around walmart shooting people in the back of the head on the wheel chair. It is so much fun....until you get caught of course.
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Wheelchair? Not for me.


If you want to know how to perform any type of public delinquency, just ask this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4&feature=channel

Costumes are definitely the way to go. Check out the Kangaroo video too.

But, me, I would just paint everything and everyone.
Wheelchair? Not for me.


If you want to know how to perform any type of public delinquency, just ask this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4&feature=channel

Costumes are definitely the way to go. Check out the Kangaroo video too.

But, me, I would just paint everything and everyone.
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Having a dodgeball game with all of the balls and anything else you can find.
Having a dodgeball game with all of the balls and anything else you can find.
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I would just set walmart on fire then dance in the ashes and walk away hey im not put out but i cant go back either
I would just set walmart on fire then dance in the ashes and walk away hey im not put out but i cant go back either
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I have 3 more:

1) You dress up as a target, and say "GO TO TARGET FOR THE BEST PRICES".
2) Take a dump on the Self checkout.
3) Walk up to the cashier with a Barbie doll, and a Gi-Joe, and clash them together like they were fighting. And then move them onto the cashier's head, and then they'll gouge his eyes out.
I have 3 more:

1) You dress up as a target, and say "GO TO TARGET FOR THE BEST PRICES".
2) Take a dump on the Self checkout.
3) Walk up to the cashier with a Barbie doll, and a Gi-Joe, and clash them together like they were fighting. And then move them onto the cashier's head, and then they'll gouge his eyes out.
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Take off all your clothes except for a diaper. Find the intercom. Activate it. Spend the next five minutes insulting the manager's mother. If/ when security comes, fake a siezure and roll around on the floor, with a giant, awesome face-esque smile on you the entire time. If/ when you are thrown out, take a crap near any automatic door and run away, laughing.
Take off all your clothes except for a diaper. Find the intercom. Activate it. Spend the next five minutes insulting the manager's mother. If/ when security comes, fake a siezure and roll around on the floor, with a giant, awesome face-esque smile on you the entire time. If/ when you are thrown out, take a crap near any automatic door and run away, laughing.
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