StupidWell, what is there to say about this game? I could say its good or I could say its bad but I'm more than likely going to say that its a bad game. That's saying a lot though because I rarely say that a bad game, in fact, I only reviewed one bad game ever. This game did have a lot of potential, and the only reason I played it was because I liked watching videos of youtubers playing the PC version and I likes that. Of course, it could be that this game has no relation to the PC version and is like a fan made game. I never played the PC version or its sequel bit I thought it was fun so I figured it would be fun to give it a shot. Also if anyone was noticing, its based on Stupid Ways to Die.
GRAPHICS 8/10
There graphics are actually the best part of the game in my opinion and they were the part that the most effort was put into. This is a very colorful game for something that's so simple, and that goes for the PC version as well but I would have to say that the way the graphics fit in with this game is even better because of the size so everything you see seems to pop out off the screen. When it comes to graphics, this game has everything, you have cool little designs, almost all of which are funny, you have fun animations, and you even have dancing jelly bean like objects. The graphics alone aren't going to make up for all the other aspects of the game, but alone they are fun to look at and my grade for graphics will be an 8 out of 10.
SOUND 1/10
Honestly, I can't stand the sounds of this game at all. There are sounds scattered here and there throughout the game but either they are at the wrong times, there isn't enough of them, or they are way too quiet. There is no music at all and there are barely any sounds which only play at certain times like when you tap the screen and only for a fraction of a second. Its like 90 percent of the time you are in a black hole of silence and then you hear a tiny blip, a quiet tint blip at that. I had my volume almost at the very top and half of the sounds seemed to still be somewhat quiet. All of those aspects make me not like the sound, and I would probably prefer not having the volume on at all instead of hearing random garbage notes here and there. Yes, its that bad and my grade for sound is going to be a 1 out of 10.
ADDICTIVENESS 1/10
What? Two very very bad grades for the same game? This can't be. Well, it can be because this is not the kind of game that you want to play for extended periods of time. When you first start off the game can be fun, that is when you aren't screaming at your phone because you don't understand something. However within minutes you're going to start playing the same games all over again. The point of the game is to go through different scenarios while trying not to die. There simply isn't enough scenarios or even outside features like the PC version to make this game worth while. You might even end up playing the same scenario multiple times in one game and I'm pretty sure you will have seen ever single possible scenario after playing just 2 games, 5 minutes tops. What do you do after those 5 minutes and you brat everything? Do you keep playing? You could keep playing to unlock more dancing characters for your start screen which server less than 0 purposes, or you just stop playing. How good is a game where you stop playing after 5 minutes? Its not a good game at all, and probably sucks which is why my grade for addictiveness will be another 1 out of 10.
STORY N/A
Is there a story? Yes in a way. Does the story matter? Not in the slightest. The only story that this game has is that you CAN NOT DIE. That's all there is to it, and I you die, guess what? YOU LOST THE GAME! That's all there is to a story which is why there's no grade for this category.
DEPTH 1/10
Do I really have to give another terrible grade? Well if I don't, it wouldn't be fair, on the people who decide to play that it. This game has nothing. First off lets look at the amount of levels that you can play. There can't be that many if you are going to repeat the same level multiple times. Of course, if you do play the same scenario later in a game, its going to be tougher and longer, but that doesn't mean a thing because all you're doing is adding one extra roach to squash or an extra jump, there's no new content. So the levels are small AND there's so few of them, probably aren't even more than 10 different scenarios for you to go through and that's really bad. Outside of the actual playing, each time you beat a level you get a star and after getting so many stars you unlock another character which does nothing but dance on the menu screen. So in other words you have no reason whatsoever to keep playing after you have seen each scenario once. Having that much depth in any game is really bad because it can make the game suck and my grade for depth shall be another 1 out of 10.
DIFFICULTY 10
*Screams into phone* Why must you be so hard??? There's this one level where you get a street with 3 driving lanes with taxies driving buy and it doesn't tell you what you're supposed to do. If you touch the screen and you either touch it in the wrong place or the wrong time, you get the game over right away and you're done. I tried this level dozens of times and I touched the screen all over the place at all different times and I kept dying. I died more than 30 times before I finally beat the level, and I don't even know what I did. That's what this game is about, its about making you angry over every little thing and it works. Your timing has to be prefect, if you miss something even if its by a 10th of a second, that's it, you lose. You need to pay attention because everything will be going so fast, you need to be careful with where you tap, and there's a bunch of other things that you need to do. Lets not forget that sometimes this game can just be a jerk and not work at all, there will be times where you do something and it doesn't register or you do something with perfect timing but something else happens to make you mess up. That's what the game is about, the pc version does the same thing but its in more of a fun and comedic style while this game only wants to make you die for real. They didn't even have to put the word die in the title like the PC version because that's what they are expecting of us. This game is hard and the difficulty gets a 10.
OVERALL 3/10
Do not play this game. Well, its free, so you can play it for a few minutes but right after you start playing it you will see what I mean and once you get your few minutes out of it, you will put it away. Of all the mobile games that I have ever played, this is without a doubt the worst of them all and when it comes to games in general, this has to be near the top of games I hate the most. The PC version is really good, but this one is nothing compared to it and my overall grade for Stupid Ways will be a 3 out of 10.
Graphics
8 Sound
1 Addictive
1 Depth
1 Difficulty
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