Blue Moon, It's just something about how it looks...(Well My favorite color is any shade of blue,) and how it tastes. MMMMMMMMMM

Golf, for one reason, a long time ago I got hit in the head with a metal club and suffered severe blood loss, I didn't need stitches though!

I last played Kirby's Nightmare in Dreamland I think.

I am so swag that my milkshake brings all the mods to the yard!

This is how it will work, you have to give your own answer to the meaning of life and everybody answers should be different let me start out!

"What is the meaning of life?"

Thank you!

So do you want me to close it? what does failed summon mean?

Super Mario 64 has got to be one of the greatest games every created, and I am not just saying this because everyone else does. This coming from someone who had beaten the game with all the stars. But hey, I am MARIOPWNZ64 and this is my review of Super Mario 64.  Remember while I review this I am expressing my opinions on a video game that I think is very good and these are MY opinions so if you respect my opinions I will the same to you! 


GRAPHICS=9 
Oh my, the graphics in this game are just superb. It was the first time in video game history that Mario went to 3D and it shaped the way we video game today! The graphics were amazing and were colorful and polished, You can easily tell were you are and what something is and it is was to Good, The animations are also very good as well, My favorite animation would have to be when Mario had been waiting for so long and decides to go to sleep and it just makes me want to laugh, so I am giving the graphics a generous rating of 9.


SOUND=10
The soundtrack of this game is very memorable and deserve to be recognized a little bit more, from the fantastic theme of bomb-omb battlefield to the final boss of the game. It makes you want to jam out to the music, also I want to mention a fun piece of trivia! Did you know that in the Japanese version of Super Mario 64, Mario did not speak and was silent the whole game? So putting the fact aside, I am giving this game's soundtrack a 10. 

STORY=10
The story is very simple, Mario is invited to the Mushroom Kingdom to have some cake with Peach, However, once he arrives he is greeted with Bowser explaining to him that he had imprisoned all of the inhabitants of the Kingdom into the various paintings throughout the castle and it is up to Mario to collect the power stars to restore and rescue the Mushroom Kingdom, the story is simple and Memorable, and so I am giving this game's story a 10.

DEPTH=10
Once you finish the game you want more action right? Well, there are about 120 stars to collect and a lot of them are hidden secret stars, the game's story is very massive and will not be beaten by a casual in one sitting, its like a constant quest to save the kingdom, with a game as big as this there is no doubt that I am giving it a 10.


 DIFFICULTY=4
This is not a hard game and the controls are easy to master, It might not seem like it but the game is the average in difficulty standards, You press A to jump, You use the analogue stick to walk in 8 directions. What else do you need, its like the old Mario except with a few changes, so I am giving this game's difficulty rating a 4.

ADDICTIVENESS=10
This game is very addicting and I even played and completed the game a second time just because it was so great, you know what I mean by playing it a second time and completing it, so I am giving this game's addictiveness a 10.

OVERALL SCORE=9.9
It's was a great day to see Mario jump to 3D and this game had a lot of effort put into it and is one of my most favorite games EVER MADE This game changed the way we play games introducing us to elements like traveling in 8 directions to the scrolling camera There is no doubt that this game is extremely popular, and thus concludes my review of Super Mario 64!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!

For some reason I like to rate pirated games so here is my review of Sonic 3D Blast 5'' This game looked like it had 4 ounces of effort put into it and I want to personally tell you its not that "BAD''. Now before I show you my review I want to put difficulty at the top for one reason

DIFFICULTY=10
Oh my sweet god this game took difficulty to a whole new level! Ok get this, you start at Spring Yard Zone and once you reach the spring, you have to keep your fingers off every button in order to get a perfect jump. If you hold down the forward button and expect nothing to happen, your wrong! Because if you do the game breaks all logic and makes you  land straight to the ground, if it were not for this glitch I might have made this a 9.8 so, yeah.


DEPTH=7
Ok my opinion might not be the best but the Difficulty rating ties in with this one. You see the Sega Genesis was a lot faster than the NES in terms of game speed, this game will take its sweet time and choose when the game goes fast and when it does not. Making the game take what would seem like 7 million hours to complete in one sitting. Just play the game for yourself and see how long it will take to get to Green Hill Zone, So I give this games Depth a straight 7.

STORY=1
I swear that I can not find a story for this game. I have searched all over the Internet for the games plot but I never found anything to put into this review that has story in it, so if you ever come across a story for this game PLEASE LET ME KNOW! Since I can't find a story I am giving this games Story a 1. 

ADDICTIVNESS=1
 I never found this game to be that fun and I am only writing this review because I happen to come across this game all the time, and I have happen to have played It before I even knew of Vizzed. The games constant slow down and luck factors make it seem like you want to write 15 paragraph essay than to play this. So I am giving this games Addictiveness a 1.

SOUND=1
My ears will never be the same. this game tries to make the original Sonic the Hedgehog soundtrack fit in to the NES but fails horribly and makes me feel like this game's soundtrack was rushed, so I am giving this games sound a 1.

GRAPHICS=2 
The graphics are ok, I don't hate them or like them but atleast you can make out what the games characters are and what this is or what that is.  There seems to be a glitch were sometime the game's graphics go all crazy, I think this is just because I played it on a certain emulator or something like that, So I am giving this game's Graphics a 2.

OVERALL=3.9
Come on, they tried there best. It might not seem like it at first but you got to remember that games are not that simple to program, and they can take weeks, months, and even years. It's not easy to program games, but you just got to try your best and maybe, JUST MAYBE, a masterpiece will be created, Overall is a 3.9!
THANK YOU FOR READING MY FIRST REVIEW! 
    



 

For some reason I like to rate pirated games so here is my review of Sonic 3D Blast 5'' This game looked like it had 4 ounces of effort put into it and I want to personally tell you its not that "BAD''. Now before I show you my review I want to put difficulty at the top for one reason

DIFFICULTY=10
Oh my sweet god this game took difficulty to a whole new level! Ok get this, you start at Spring Yard Zone and once you reach the spring, you have to keep your fingers off every button in order to get a perfect jump. If you hold down the forward button and expect nothing to happen, your wrong! Because if you do the game breaks all logic and makes land straight to the ground, if it were not for this glitch I might have made this a 9.8 so, yeah.


DEPTH=7
Ok my opinion might not be the best but the Difficulty rating ties in with this one. you see the Sega Genesis was a lot faster than the NES in terms of game speed, this game will take its sweet time and choose when the game goes fast and when it does not. Making the game take what would seem like 7 million hours to complete in one sitting. Just play the game for yourself and see how long it will take to get to Green Hill Zone, So I give this games Depth a straight 7.

STORY=1
I swear that I can not find a story for this game. I have searched all over the internet for the games plot but I never found anything to put into this review that has story in it, so if you ever come across a story for this game PLEASE LET ME KNOW! Since I can't find a story I am giving this games Story a 1. 

ADDICTIVNESS=1
 I never found this game to be that fun and I am only writing this review because I happen to come across this game all the time, and I have happen to have played It before I even knew of Vizzed. The games constant slow down and luck factors make it seem like you want to write 15 paragraph essay than to play this. So I am giving this games Addictivness a 1.

SOUND=1
My ears will never be the same. this game tries to make the original Sonic the Hedgehog soundtrack fit in to the NES but fails horribly and makes me feel like this game's soundtrack was rushed, so I am giving this games sound a 1.

GRAPHICS=2 
The graphics are ok, I don't hate them or like them but atleast you can make out what the games characters are and what this is or what that is.  There seems to be a glitch were sometime the game's graphics go all crazy, I think this is just because I played it on a certain emulator or something like that, So I am giving this game's Graphics a 2.

OVERALL=3.9
Come on, they tried there best. It might not seem like it at first but you got to remember that games are not that simple to program, and they can take weeks, months, and even years. It's not easy to program games, but you just got to try your best and maybe, JUST MAYBE, a masterpiece will be created, Overall is a 3.9!
THANK YOU FOR READING MY FIRST REVIEW! 
    



 

I agree, this game sucks so much I would rather play sonic 06 for the rest of my life, There is no fun in Superman, I bet that the prototype name was: Run Through Rings THE GAME!