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10-01-14 11:01 AM
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I think it was slender the Arrival for the ps3. |
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10-01-14 10:52 AM
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Dead Rising 2: Off The Record just slayin' zombies just slayin' zombies |
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08-01-14 07:30 AM
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND JADSAHSJHA Okay, calm down, you are only reviewing a game... One of the most awesome, in depth going in-game story's of a game!  Tears of joy! OH god, oh god... Okay, I'm calm...Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the freaks and geeks, trolls and derps are like.... WECLOME! My name is protoman, and yes, I know I am quoting Mulletmike there, thank you very much, eh? Today, I am going to cover (OH MY GOD!) Metal Gear Solid on the playstation one! So grab some popcorn, put on your best David hayter voice, and let us.... *David voice on* Commence operation infiltrate Shadow Moses! (So cool) Let me start out with the graphics. Sure, they look very blocky, they are pretty hooky, but this is all we had back then. This was all we had. And it was awesome! These graphics were as close to realistic as we had, in fact... I think metal gear came closest to being the most realistic looking for it's time. For it's time! And I had so much nostalgia having to pick this thing up again! I looked at it, and- Sorry, I am rambling to much, the games overall look is just..... HALLELUJA!!!!!!!!!! *HAYTER VOICE MODE ON* Moving ON! *HAYTER VOICE OFF* Now to the sound. This is just as awesome as the game itself. The music fits so well! It fits too good! IT IS AWESOME! OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN EARGASM I'M HAVING!???!?? Calm down... I keep telling myself to calm down. WE ALL KNOW IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!! This music is awesome, and to hear that... That theme... when you are surrounded... AWESOME!!! I... I am crying... AGAIN! Now comes the addictiveness. have you ever looked at a game, and think to yourself "This is the game that made me fall in love with the gaming industry"? If not, then pick this game up, like, right now! It's the omega billionific (That isn't a word), megatrific (Not a word either) Super mega cadingo (That isn't a word either, but you know what I mean!)! You are going to want to play it over and over again, trying to infiltrate this base on a different way! MGSV said that it was the first to do it, but there are multiple ways to complete this game either. Which is awesome. That is really great. ahhhh.... I love this game so much. Now, here we are. The Story. Oh God, this is a true Kojima story. Do you know what a kojima story is? If not, It is an awesome story of conspiracy theories, nuclear deterrence on a high level scale, terrorists having the government by the small testicles, and military groups driven by anger and hatred. Or simply NANOMACHINES. That is a simple Kojima story, if it wasn't for the failure that was mgs4, I could have called this a perfect franchise. Our characters are: Solid Snake (OH MY GOD!) Sniper Wolf, and for some reason she is unharmed after, like, eight bullets to the face... what?! Meryl, butt wiggle wiggle! What she keeps doing that. Vulcan raven (Listen to your heart, you will understand!) Psycho mantis, and he is like: "I want to break the fourth wall! Wait, Crash bandicoot?! SERIOUSLY?!? you play that!!?" Big Boss (ONLY MENTIONED) And.... The most arrogant sonuvacrap... The British douche.... The bloody sassy man..... LIQUID SNAKE!!! He's going to wine about his genes until you like it! oh, and metal gear, I guess.... Here is the story: "Snake, the terrorists kidnapped some dudes and are going to plan a nuclear strike. GET IN THERE!" and so the terrorists happened... Guys, I simply cannot go into difficulty, and depth. There is just too much to find in this game, and this game is very flippin' hard. However, this game is definitely worth a buy, and if you want one of the greatest sneaking action games, this, my fellow reader, this very embodiment of pure awesomeness that is a game, is for you. Some may argue that Splinter cell is better, but believe me. The metal gear franchise is the mother of the splinter cell franchise, and the mother of sneaking gaming itself. Pick it up if you can. I simply can't praise this game enough for how awesome it is, especially for a game of the year 2000. I hope you enjoyed this review. This is Protoman. Signing off. Okay, calm down, you are only reviewing a game... One of the most awesome, in depth going in-game story's of a game! Tears of joy! OH god, oh god... Okay, I'm calm...Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the freaks and geeks, trolls and derps are like.... WECLOME! My name is protoman, and yes, I know I am quoting Mulletmike there, thank you very much, eh? Today, I am going to cover (OH MY GOD!) Metal Gear Solid on the playstation one! So grab some popcorn, put on your best David hayter voice, and let us.... *David voice on* Commence operation infiltrate Shadow Moses! (So cool) Let me start out with the graphics. Sure, they look very blocky, they are pretty hooky, but this is all we had back then. This was all we had. And it was awesome! These graphics were as close to realistic as we had, in fact... I think metal gear came closest to being the most realistic looking for it's time. For it's time! And I had so much nostalgia having to pick this thing up again! I looked at it, and- Sorry, I am rambling to much, the games overall look is just..... HALLELUJA!!!!!!!!!! *HAYTER VOICE MODE ON* Moving ON! *HAYTER VOICE OFF* Now to the sound. This is just as awesome as the game itself. The music fits so well! It fits too good! IT IS AWESOME! OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN EARGASM I'M HAVING!???!?? Calm down... I keep telling myself to calm down. WE ALL KNOW IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!! This music is awesome, and to hear that... That theme... when you are surrounded... AWESOME!!! I... I am crying... AGAIN! Now comes the addictiveness. have you ever looked at a game, and think to yourself "This is the game that made me fall in love with the gaming industry"? If not, then pick this game up, like, right now! It's the omega billionific (That isn't a word), megatrific (Not a word either) Super mega cadingo (That isn't a word either, but you know what I mean!)! You are going to want to play it over and over again, trying to infiltrate this base on a different way! MGSV said that it was the first to do it, but there are multiple ways to complete this game either. Which is awesome. That is really great. ahhhh.... I love this game so much. Now, here we are. The Story. Oh God, this is a true Kojima story. Do you know what a kojima story is? If not, It is an awesome story of conspiracy theories, nuclear deterrence on a high level scale, terrorists having the government by the small testicles, and military groups driven by anger and hatred. Or simply NANOMACHINES. That is a simple Kojima story, if it wasn't for the failure that was mgs4, I could have called this a perfect franchise. Our characters are: Solid Snake (OH MY GOD!) Sniper Wolf, and for some reason she is unharmed after, like, eight bullets to the face... what?! Meryl, butt wiggle wiggle! What she keeps doing that. Vulcan raven (Listen to your heart, you will understand!) Psycho mantis, and he is like: "I want to break the fourth wall! Wait, Crash bandicoot?! SERIOUSLY?!? you play that!!?" Big Boss (ONLY MENTIONED) And.... The most arrogant sonuvacrap... The British douche.... The bloody sassy man..... LIQUID SNAKE!!! He's going to wine about his genes until you like it! oh, and metal gear, I guess.... Here is the story: "Snake, the terrorists kidnapped some dudes and are going to plan a nuclear strike. GET IN THERE!" and so the terrorists happened... Guys, I simply cannot go into difficulty, and depth. There is just too much to find in this game, and this game is very flippin' hard. However, this game is definitely worth a buy, and if you want one of the greatest sneaking action games, this, my fellow reader, this very embodiment of pure awesomeness that is a game, is for you. Some may argue that Splinter cell is better, but believe me. The metal gear franchise is the mother of the splinter cell franchise, and the mother of sneaking gaming itself. Pick it up if you can. I simply can't praise this game enough for how awesome it is, especially for a game of the year 2000. I hope you enjoyed this review. This is Protoman. Signing off. |
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08-01-14 06:15 AM
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Thank you all for being so nice, and for the emotional l support (I am kind of in a jam, having lost a few of my only friends) |
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07-29-14 06:30 PM
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Llllllllllll..... Oh wait, it's not time yet. Only a few more minutes. Okay. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the geeks and freaks, trolls and derps are like..... WELCOME! I know that's mulletmike, but I have used it as my signature of opening for a long time, so don't get mad... Okay, I am not going to lie to you. I have a dislike for Sonic the hedgehog. And tomorrow, I am probably going to wake up, and get a nuke with Sonic's face on it that says "VENGEANCE" dropped on my house. Yes, I know that sounds very, very, VERY overreacting, since Sonic fans aren't that bad. Right? RIGHT??? Seriously, though, don't kill me. So, anyway, the reason why is because I- Wait, before I continue, let me make something clear. It's not because I am a Mario fan, I have a dislike for Mario games. I do have a little brother who loves Mario and sonic, though. Now that that's aside, here is the real reason. It was very frustrating. Going in full speed, jumping over rockets, blowing through robots, ripping apart machinery! Only to be stopped by a wall. Immediately, that perfect sync of speed you were in, that super awesome murdering, all gone due to a wall! This is what made the game so annoying. However, this game, I won't lie to you, it's good. Not because I have a dislike for my blue happy meals character, it means I will give this game a NEGATIVE rating. Because it's a cool game, really. Well, let's go. Really, though. I would like to start out with the graphics, and I have to tell you something. For Sega Genesis, this is perhaps one of the better graphically advanced games, especially since this was in the beginning of the Genesis age! The genesis of the Sega Genesis. Get it? Get it? Genesis, as in, Genesis, right, like Genesis? Ah, screw it. Anyways, this game is graphically amazing, even nowadays! Okay, um... Maybe not nowadays... Just, uh, just... just ignore that. I, uh... Yeah, uh, um, yeah. Ignore all that. This game looks super awesome.... for the Sega genesis. Don't ask me anything else about it, because... because.... I suck in graphical descr Next up, let's take a look at the sound. Sure, it isn't the best, it isn't entirely the worst, but you have to realize, this was the... Genesis of the Sega Genesis! HAHAHA!  Actually that isn't funny. Okay, so I think the explosions sound... Unbelievably pathetic. "PEW!". As I heard this sound, a very long, awkward silence broke in my room. Pew? PEW?! Really? I have heard lot's of better explosion sounds then that! Even before this game ... BUT, it is supposed to be a kids game so, maybe it was done on purpose. Right? I guess. Then there is the laser sound, which sounds like an ordinary "zap". Disappointing, eh? Not really, because this is old school. We didn't have anything better back then. Oh, AND, it's a kids game. Yeah, okay. The story... Let me explain. There is a fat man, and his name is Dr Robotnik! He is the evil twin of Ronald Mcdonald, and he wants to put all the animals in happy meal robots made out of plastic! Now a new happy meals character named Sonic has to stop him! And... that's it. To prove that these robots are actually plastic, I have one of the best explanation's ever... here is: PROTOMAN'S THEORIES: Sonic robots are plastic. Looking at the Sonic animes, all of them show sonic destroying robots by breaking them in to millions of pieces. Instead of there being a giant hole, they BURST into pieces. This is more commonly seen with plastic toys, or wooden planks. With metal, there should have been some sort of giant bullet hole! Anyway, that isn't the story, but here is the story in short. Robotnik gets animals, he takes them, makes them robots, sonic tries to stop him. In short: Robotnik + animals = Robots! Sonic + robotnik = It's about to go down..... Depth, depth, depth... Yeah, this game has lots of secrets, and that means... SEARCHING TIME! Chaos emeralds! These things give you a diffrent ending! Here is the first evil ending: HAHAHA! You couldn't get them, and I can juggle, hahaha~! Here is the good ending: I AM ENRAGED!!! Um... Okay? The time line is still the same, and it really doesn't matter so... What was the point? Now let me ell you how hard this game is. I died a lot. I made a death count. Deaths: 39 deaths. Game overs:13 Game overs. Oh craaap... So, in short, I never even got close to beating the game, and even worse I still have a dislike for it after playing it all over again... so, come at me again? I still haven't found this game anymore AWESOME then I thought I would. Oh wait, it's not time yet. Only a few more minutes. Okay. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the geeks and freaks, trolls and derps are like..... WELCOME! I know that's mulletmike, but I have used it as my signature of opening for a long time, so don't get mad... Okay, I am not going to lie to you. I have a dislike for Sonic the hedgehog. And tomorrow, I am probably going to wake up, and get a nuke with Sonic's face on it that says "VENGEANCE" dropped on my house. Yes, I know that sounds very, very, VERY overreacting, since Sonic fans aren't that bad. Right? RIGHT??? Seriously, though, don't kill me. So, anyway, the reason why is because I- Wait, before I continue, let me make something clear. It's not because I am a Mario fan, I have a dislike for Mario games. I do have a little brother who loves Mario and sonic, though. Now that that's aside, here is the real reason. It was very frustrating. Going in full speed, jumping over rockets, blowing through robots, ripping apart machinery! Only to be stopped by a wall. Immediately, that perfect sync of speed you were in, that super awesome murdering, all gone due to a wall! This is what made the game so annoying. However, this game, I won't lie to you, it's good. Not because I have a dislike for my blue happy meals character, it means I will give this game a NEGATIVE rating. Because it's a cool game, really. Well, let's go. Really, though. I would like to start out with the graphics, and I have to tell you something. For Sega Genesis, this is perhaps one of the better graphically advanced games, especially since this was in the beginning of the Genesis age! The genesis of the Sega Genesis. Get it? Get it? Genesis, as in, Genesis, right, like Genesis? Ah, screw it. Anyways, this game is graphically amazing, even nowadays! Okay, um... Maybe not nowadays... Just, uh, just... just ignore that. I, uh... Yeah, uh, um, yeah. Ignore all that. This game looks super awesome.... for the Sega genesis. Don't ask me anything else about it, because... because.... I suck in graphical descr Next up, let's take a look at the sound. Sure, it isn't the best, it isn't entirely the worst, but you have to realize, this was the... Genesis of the Sega Genesis! HAHAHA! Actually that isn't funny. Okay, so I think the explosions sound... Unbelievably pathetic. "PEW!". As I heard this sound, a very long, awkward silence broke in my room. Pew? PEW?! Really? I have heard lot's of better explosion sounds then that! Even before this game ... BUT, it is supposed to be a kids game so, maybe it was done on purpose. Right? I guess. Then there is the laser sound, which sounds like an ordinary "zap". Disappointing, eh? Not really, because this is old school. We didn't have anything better back then. Oh, AND, it's a kids game. Yeah, okay. The story... Let me explain. There is a fat man, and his name is Dr Robotnik! He is the evil twin of Ronald Mcdonald, and he wants to put all the animals in happy meal robots made out of plastic! Now a new happy meals character named Sonic has to stop him! And... that's it. To prove that these robots are actually plastic, I have one of the best explanation's ever... here is: PROTOMAN'S THEORIES: Sonic robots are plastic. Looking at the Sonic animes, all of them show sonic destroying robots by breaking them in to millions of pieces. Instead of there being a giant hole, they BURST into pieces. This is more commonly seen with plastic toys, or wooden planks. With metal, there should have been some sort of giant bullet hole! Anyway, that isn't the story, but here is the story in short. Robotnik gets animals, he takes them, makes them robots, sonic tries to stop him. In short: Robotnik + animals = Robots! Sonic + robotnik = It's about to go down..... Depth, depth, depth... Yeah, this game has lots of secrets, and that means... SEARCHING TIME! Chaos emeralds! These things give you a diffrent ending! Here is the first evil ending: HAHAHA! You couldn't get them, and I can juggle, hahaha~! Here is the good ending: I AM ENRAGED!!! Um... Okay? The time line is still the same, and it really doesn't matter so... What was the point? Now let me ell you how hard this game is. I died a lot. I made a death count. Deaths: 39 deaths. Game overs:13 Game overs. Oh craaap... So, in short, I never even got close to beating the game, and even worse I still have a dislike for it after playing it all over again... so, come at me again? I still haven't found this game anymore AWESOME then I thought I would. |
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06-01-14 12:05 PM
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hello, my dear friends! I know you have been waiting for me! For a long, long time.... Or not, really, I am not that famous. so, nothing creepy today, instead, something crappy.... Anyway, I'm back, and ready to review. And, I played this for a while, and I think I am going to review how horrible this is... YAAAAAAYYY....... Let's do it , why don't we. Okay, so there is a little boy with a comic book, he walks, gets I wonder what his parents were thinking he was doing. "Honey, Lester hasn't been home in a few weeks now." "Probably still in the city! Don't worry!". Yeah, that seems like a good explanation to what they thought.... Anyway, the ship gets raided by pirates, and Lester swims to a deserted island. Hmmm...... BEST IDEA YET!!!! So, on this island, he makes a trip for no apparent reason. He also doesn't remember how he got there.... YOU SWAM TO AN ISLAND 10 SECONDS AGO, HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT!?!?!??? I swear this guy is a fish.... So, I want Lester to move (He has one of the most.... emberassing walks ever in video game history....), but suddenly he stops, and shakes his head, as he talks to me! "No!" WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO!"?! Just walk, you coward! I try and jump, but it feels so bad... This guy reminds me of marlton from CALL OF DUTY, but without the guns.... Which would mean, a dumb ass that likes to think of himself as a bad ass... So, looking at it like this... Somebody get me someone who can do math... Lester =< Marlton= Geek = dumb ass the bad ass!!!! I guess..... That's the formul- WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFRICKEDY DONGO'S!?!?? Lester stops, and starts air humping for no reason! WHY? Why did he do that? What did the programmers think?! "Um, let's make Lester hump the air, because we're perverts, hahaha !"So, I try and kick a crab. Guess what Lester does? This should've been his reaction, if he could talk... "OH MY GOD, A CRAB! WHAT THE HELL!?! I CAN EASILY KICK IT, AND THE PLAYER WANTS ME TO MOVE TO IT, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO HIM, SO WHAT DO I DO? I RUN AWAY FROM THE CRAB, COMPLETELY DISOBEYING THE PLAYERS ACIONS, WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T CARE, AND KIDS WILL SPEND MONEY ON THIS GAME ANYWAY!!!! TROLOLOLOLOL!!!". It makes me mad! It makes me look like this!  Lester is a troll! So, anyway, I try to keep moving, oh, and by the way, you have to sneak up on your enemies. Lester seems to disobey you whenever he wants. Have you ever had sonic look at you, and say "Hey, man, you want to spin dash? Course you want to spindash, you want to spindash, yeah, you want to spindash, you want to spindash...... Well, screw that, I will just walk away from the goal!". so much tears! How, why?!?! Wait, is that an eagle? What is it doing? NO, EAGLE! NO! NOOOOOOO! Okay, so I am back at the beginning. fun, right? *sigh* CODE! So, I type in a code, and go to the next stage (Not really, I finished the stage all over again). Here is where it get's terrible! There are bats flying around, I AM being murdered, I can't fall from too high, and I can't make any short cuts, because, well, I fall!!! Lester dies, and dies, and dies! I am game over... Okay, that's it, end of the review I guess! .... .... .... GAH, okay, I'll keep going! I finish the first stage all over again, and find out I have to use a crystal to burn the door down! YES! Stage number 3 in this unholy game! Back outside, doing the same loops all over again.This game doesn't have many secrets either. though the graphics aren't half bad. Wait, WHAT?!? Now Lester is afraid of tiki's?! What a coward! Look at him! AARGH! This character shoud never get a sequel. Believe me, there were games with similar mechanics, but this one is just bad! What the heck! There are no secret spells, or magic powers, or hidden guns, so I have to avoid stuff! The bad way! Outlast had a way you had to avoid enemies. and it worked, but this... sssshhhh... Stuff it. Let's just have a look at the ending. Lester has found some natives, who tell him he can go back with a surf board, because they don't have cellular phones (How would they even know what a cellular phone is, AND WHY DO THEY HAVE A SURF BOARD?!?!). So, Lester surfs back to his house. Wait, what?!? Lester has turned into an adult, and is telling 2 "hot babes" about his adventures! What?!?! They're even enjoying the story, and are begging for more! I don't know how you can enjoy this story, but if YOU can..... then you're nuts..... Or not, really, I am not that famous. so, nothing creepy today, instead, something crappy.... Anyway, I'm back, and ready to review. And, I played this for a while, and I think I am going to review how horrible this is... YAAAAAAYYY....... Let's do it , why don't we. Okay, so there is a little boy with a comic book, he walks, gets I wonder what his parents were thinking he was doing. "Honey, Lester hasn't been home in a few weeks now." "Probably still in the city! Don't worry!". Yeah, that seems like a good explanation to what they thought.... Anyway, the ship gets raided by pirates, and Lester swims to a deserted island. Hmmm...... BEST IDEA YET!!!! So, on this island, he makes a trip for no apparent reason. He also doesn't remember how he got there.... YOU SWAM TO AN ISLAND 10 SECONDS AGO, HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT!?!?!??? I swear this guy is a fish.... So, I want Lester to move (He has one of the most.... emberassing walks ever in video game history....), but suddenly he stops, and shakes his head, as he talks to me! "No!" WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO!"?! Just walk, you coward! I try and jump, but it feels so bad... This guy reminds me of marlton from CALL OF DUTY, but without the guns.... Which would mean, a dumb ass that likes to think of himself as a bad ass... So, looking at it like this... Somebody get me someone who can do math... Lester =< Marlton= Geek = dumb ass the bad ass!!!! I guess..... That's the formul- WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFRICKEDY DONGO'S!?!?? Lester stops, and starts air humping for no reason! WHY? Why did he do that? What did the programmers think?! "Um, let's make Lester hump the air, because we're perverts, hahaha !"So, I try and kick a crab. Guess what Lester does? This should've been his reaction, if he could talk... "OH MY GOD, A CRAB! WHAT THE HELL!?! I CAN EASILY KICK IT, AND THE PLAYER WANTS ME TO MOVE TO IT, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO HIM, SO WHAT DO I DO? I RUN AWAY FROM THE CRAB, COMPLETELY DISOBEYING THE PLAYERS ACIONS, WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T CARE, AND KIDS WILL SPEND MONEY ON THIS GAME ANYWAY!!!! TROLOLOLOLOL!!!". It makes me mad! It makes me look like this! Lester is a troll! So, anyway, I try to keep moving, oh, and by the way, you have to sneak up on your enemies. Lester seems to disobey you whenever he wants. Have you ever had sonic look at you, and say "Hey, man, you want to spin dash? Course you want to spindash, you want to spindash, yeah, you want to spindash, you want to spindash...... Well, screw that, I will just walk away from the goal!". so much tears! How, why?!?! Wait, is that an eagle? What is it doing? NO, EAGLE! NO! NOOOOOOO! Okay, so I am back at the beginning. fun, right? *sigh* CODE! So, I type in a code, and go to the next stage (Not really, I finished the stage all over again). Here is where it get's terrible! There are bats flying around, I AM being murdered, I can't fall from too high, and I can't make any short cuts, because, well, I fall!!! Lester dies, and dies, and dies! I am game over... Okay, that's it, end of the review I guess! .... .... .... GAH, okay, I'll keep going! I finish the first stage all over again, and find out I have to use a crystal to burn the door down! YES! Stage number 3 in this unholy game! Back outside, doing the same loops all over again.This game doesn't have many secrets either. though the graphics aren't half bad. Wait, WHAT?!? Now Lester is afraid of tiki's?! What a coward! Look at him! AARGH! This character shoud never get a sequel. Believe me, there were games with similar mechanics, but this one is just bad! What the heck! There are no secret spells, or magic powers, or hidden guns, so I have to avoid stuff! The bad way! Outlast had a way you had to avoid enemies. and it worked, but this... sssshhhh... Stuff it. Let's just have a look at the ending. Lester has found some natives, who tell him he can go back with a surf board, because they don't have cellular phones (How would they even know what a cellular phone is, AND WHY DO THEY HAVE A SURF BOARD?!?!). So, Lester surfs back to his house. Wait, what?!? Lester has turned into an adult, and is telling 2 "hot babes" about his adventures! What?!?! They're even enjoying the story, and are begging for more! I don't know how you can enjoy this story, but if YOU can..... then you're nuts..... |
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05-22-14 03:14 PM
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the protoman
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That was a cool review! It got me to play outlast! And you were right, really. especially around the sound thing. I jumped at every sound! every sound..... every sound..... |
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11-13-13 11:37 AM
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the protoman
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ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the freaks the geeks, the trolls and derps are like.... welcome. i am the protoman, and today i am going to talk about sonic.exe's sequel? (or prequel). now don't get foolled by the title, this is not your ordinary sonic hack.... have you ever played, or atleast read about, sonic.exe? then thisis the right place! be sure to add me to our friends list, a shoutout to NOBODY, since no one requested this review/ episode, and let us start with this! now as mulletmike would say it: TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN AND READ WELL, AS WE JOURNEY INTO A CREEPY REVIEW....! now before i start this out, i want you to know what sonic.exe is.... sonic.exe was a sonic game made by someone ( or something) who was not sega. now i am sure you know the story, but in case you don't, there is a powerful monster version of sonic who kills sonic's friends..... but he didn't have to stop with his friends, NO! he had to take robotnik too! after doing so he turned them into his minions, tom was the one who played the game, and later died trying to complete it. i guess sonic would find this way of giving pain not GOOD enough! if your favorite character died then this is your first reaction: "oh god, no! what could i have done as a fan, to prevent this?!???!?!?" your second reaction would be: "what in the hell is wrong with sonic?!??!?!?' but enough of that! let's see what i think is the story of this! my theory (if it was a sequel)! after the events of sonic.exe, sonic.exe sets out to kill sonic. sonic is the only on capable of making it through long enough and... beats sonic.exe? i don't know! it is a hard game, and i don't know the ending! my theory (if it was a prequel)! sonic.exe wants the world, but in order to get mobius, he must kill spongebob, i mean, sonic! sonic is the only thing standing in his way! so he defeats sonic and then the events of sonic.exe happen. graphics: are awesome, i mean, besides the normal graphics. when it changes to the dark version, the graphics still have a sonic the hedgehog feeling to me, only 20000 TIMES CREEPIER! sonic.exe's floating animation is pretty cool, considering it is metal sonic's floating animation.... but the way it is recollored is nice! he looks like sonic! it also shows a pretty well sprited screen of the final screen in the original game. beware for messages like "hello" "found you" "you're to slow" etc. hehehehe..... sound: you mean besides the normal sonic music.... well it is still great! they have a nice remix of the hill zone music, which i know you guys are used to, and i like the drowning music when the blue blur.... if it is the blue blur, is after you. my first reaction when he came was "oh my god, what the hell, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!! he is coming, he is closer! NOOOOO!!!!!"..... i know that was your reaction too! it also has alot of screams, and i mean "HYPER REALISTIC!" screams, lol. He Is CoMiNg adictivness: well, it is not a game in which you want to keep playing, but you're not like "man, this is so bad, i could put in my blender, and drink it LIKE THE CHOCO SHAKE IT IS, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!". it is pretty addicting....and maybe it is pretty addicting because sonic may not be evil, i mean, look at his smile, he is happy to see you! *dies* yeah he is a creeper.... stop reading the review now! depth: there is so much to find in this game! i can't stop, but to find more secrets! so.... that is it for now... dificulty: this game is hard! i know i said that before, but now i am serious, he wil find you. he will destroy you, he will eat your flesh and dance around your bones, he will love digging your grave and he will do anything he can to achieve that, incuding waiting for you at the end of the stage! DO NOT PLAY THE GAME! HE WILL GET YOU! TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN AND READ WELL, AS WE JOURNEY INTO A CREEPY REVIEW....! now before i start this out, i want you to know what sonic.exe is.... sonic.exe was a sonic game made by someone ( or something) who was not sega. now i am sure you know the story, but in case you don't, there is a powerful monster version of sonic who kills sonic's friends..... but he didn't have to stop with his friends, NO! he had to take robotnik too! after doing so he turned them into his minions, tom was the one who played the game, and later died trying to complete it. i guess sonic would find this way of giving pain not GOOD enough! if your favorite character died then this is your first reaction: "oh god, no! what could i have done as a fan, to prevent this?!???!?!?" your second reaction would be: "what in the hell is wrong with sonic?!??!?!?' but enough of that! let's see what i think is the story of this! my theory (if it was a sequel)! after the events of sonic.exe, sonic.exe sets out to kill sonic. sonic is the only on capable of making it through long enough and... beats sonic.exe? i don't know! it is a hard game, and i don't know the ending! my theory (if it was a prequel)! sonic.exe wants the world, but in order to get mobius, he must kill spongebob, i mean, sonic! sonic is the only thing standing in his way! so he defeats sonic and then the events of sonic.exe happen. graphics: are awesome, i mean, besides the normal graphics. when it changes to the dark version, the graphics still have a sonic the hedgehog feeling to me, only 20000 TIMES CREEPIER! sonic.exe's floating animation is pretty cool, considering it is metal sonic's floating animation.... but the way it is recollored is nice! he looks like sonic! it also shows a pretty well sprited screen of the final screen in the original game. beware for messages like "hello" "found you" "you're to slow" etc. hehehehe..... sound: you mean besides the normal sonic music.... well it is still great! they have a nice remix of the hill zone music, which i know you guys are used to, and i like the drowning music when the blue blur.... if it is the blue blur, is after you. my first reaction when he came was "oh my god, what the hell, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!! he is coming, he is closer! NOOOOO!!!!!"..... i know that was your reaction too! it also has alot of screams, and i mean "HYPER REALISTIC!" screams, lol. He Is CoMiNg adictivness: well, it is not a game in which you want to keep playing, but you're not like "man, this is so bad, i could put in my blender, and drink it LIKE THE CHOCO SHAKE IT IS, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!". it is pretty addicting....and maybe it is pretty addicting because sonic may not be evil, i mean, look at his smile, he is happy to see you! *dies* yeah he is a creeper.... stop reading the review now! depth: there is so much to find in this game! i can't stop, but to find more secrets! so.... that is it for now... dificulty: this game is hard! i know i said that before, but now i am serious, he wil find you. he will destroy you, he will eat your flesh and dance around your bones, he will love digging your grave and he will do anything he can to achieve that, incuding waiting for you at the end of the stage! DO NOT PLAY THE GAME! HE WILL GET YOU! |
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06-16-13 10:19 AM
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the protoman
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Ladies and gentleman,boys and girls,children of all ages are like...... welcome! protoman here! And I am going to wissel my way through the game....... sonic battle! Be sure to ask for more game reviews cause I won't make much which means the next game review might be yours! now without further difficulties..... lets start this review! I AM GOING TO START WITH THE STORY!...... which is obvious because...... why not.... the story is about egg man (wasn't he called Robotnik sometime) finding a robot named gizoid,which is supposed to be the strongest robot ever made. But gizoid does not listen to robotniks commands and egg man throws him away. Sonic then finds gizoid at the beach and they immediately become friends. Egg man then finds out that the gizoid needs to make a link with him and wants him back. Sonic finds out that chaos emeralds can make gizoid stronger but since he does not know his name he calls him "emerl". They then search for the emeralds. Also knuckles gives emerl a more aggressive manner and that involves emerl..... a lot..... did I mention knuckles is my favourite character....I don't know.... maybe I have something for red characters..... knux and protoman..... any way! Rouge gets permission to hang out with emerl.... instead of doing that she wants to train him to become "the ultimate jewel thief".... which fails because emerl then sees rouge as his mother which she hates and eventually after a battle with sonic and co. She gives the gizoid back..... even tough she won. However if you go with emerl to rouge in knux story she asks you if you want to play.... she also shows a love interest in knux. knux however doesn't show it back. I know you like it knux... I know you do.... emerl then needs to see Amy as his mom as rouge just doesn't except that anymore. He does has to get used to it since he calls her things like "chick" or "baby" or "babe". And he speaks to her on a way knux would speak to anybody like "will yah". sound: there is little sound in the game. There is the peace full song from emerald coast. The city like song in the city. The party song in night Babylon. And of course the mystical song in the master emerald temple. There are boss battle sounds too! And in battle punch sounds. addictiveness: i.....must.....play......i....must....play..... I FREAKING LOST THE GAME!!!! must.....play.....again..... yep! This game is addictive.... depth:the only things you find are cards which emerl needs to have because else your gonna be stuck you whole live. Now I just want to say:.......get them cards or emerl is dead.... and sometimes emerl does not get the card you want. difficulty: the game is harder then it looks. It gets harder every episode. now without further difficulties..... lets start this review! I AM GOING TO START WITH THE STORY!...... which is obvious because...... why not.... the story is about egg man (wasn't he called Robotnik sometime) finding a robot named gizoid,which is supposed to be the strongest robot ever made. But gizoid does not listen to robotniks commands and egg man throws him away. Sonic then finds gizoid at the beach and they immediately become friends. Egg man then finds out that the gizoid needs to make a link with him and wants him back. Sonic finds out that chaos emeralds can make gizoid stronger but since he does not know his name he calls him "emerl". They then search for the emeralds. Also knuckles gives emerl a more aggressive manner and that involves emerl..... a lot..... did I mention knuckles is my favourite character....I don't know.... maybe I have something for red characters..... knux and protoman..... any way! Rouge gets permission to hang out with emerl.... instead of doing that she wants to train him to become "the ultimate jewel thief".... which fails because emerl then sees rouge as his mother which she hates and eventually after a battle with sonic and co. She gives the gizoid back..... even tough she won. However if you go with emerl to rouge in knux story she asks you if you want to play.... she also shows a love interest in knux. knux however doesn't show it back. I know you like it knux... I know you do.... emerl then needs to see Amy as his mom as rouge just doesn't except that anymore. He does has to get used to it since he calls her things like "chick" or "baby" or "babe". And he speaks to her on a way knux would speak to anybody like "will yah". sound: there is little sound in the game. There is the peace full song from emerald coast. The city like song in the city. The party song in night Babylon. And of course the mystical song in the master emerald temple. There are boss battle sounds too! And in battle punch sounds. addictiveness: i.....must.....play......i....must....play..... I FREAKING LOST THE GAME!!!! must.....play.....again..... yep! This game is addictive.... depth:the only things you find are cards which emerl needs to have because else your gonna be stuck you whole live. Now I just want to say:.......get them cards or emerl is dead.... and sometimes emerl does not get the card you want. difficulty: the game is harder then it looks. It gets harder every episode. |
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03-08-13 02:50 PM
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how do you hack games,davideo7? |
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01-15-13 12:06 PM
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nooooo!when they get in the house and you hear the scream!not the mask floating above an almost dead rick! you cant see it a million times if you dont know what i am talking about!when the game starts you should not press a button and a cutscene comes up! |
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01-07-13 12:58 PM
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hello and once again we are at the house of blood.....sighs. graphics:are good too....but not as good as th arcade. but its still a good game so lets get over it. rick looks really like the arcade game but he is less detailed.zombies are also real cool.but this is not the same as i am used to have.i hate the terror mask in this game.its nothing like the original. sound:well.....lets just say that a punch sounds like "tab" and a stomp sounds like "tab". do you get that every sound that is an actual attack sounds the bloody same!the music is scary.......but so old... addictiveness:i dont play this often.it sucks at being addictive. story:it has no story.....okay!it has one but not in game.i wont tell because of that.if you want the story then check the arcade review. depth:there is nothing!except weapons. difficulty:now for such a bad game you know what really was a punch in our face?! the difficulty of this ommega hard game!i cant even beat stage one!okay......maybe.....but stage 2 is too hard. graphics:are good too....but not as good as th arcade. but its still a good game so lets get over it. rick looks really like the arcade game but he is less detailed.zombies are also real cool.but this is not the same as i am used to have.i hate the terror mask in this game.its nothing like the original. sound:well.....lets just say that a punch sounds like "tab" and a stomp sounds like "tab". do you get that every sound that is an actual attack sounds the bloody same!the music is scary.......but so old... addictiveness:i dont play this often.it sucks at being addictive. story:it has no story.....okay!it has one but not in game.i wont tell because of that.if you want the story then check the arcade review. depth:there is nothing!except weapons. difficulty:now for such a bad game you know what really was a punch in our face?! the difficulty of this ommega hard game!i cant even beat stage one!okay......maybe.....but stage 2 is too hard. |
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01-04-13 04:52 PM
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never seen the intro?the intro looks atari man!maybe you didnt see it.when they go in the house and you hear a scream. |
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01-03-13 03:42 PM
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the protoman
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Well well.my games of terror.....hehehe...... hello and good day!I will be your host in this....splatter house..... our graphics:they look good!!I love how Rick Taylor looks like jason.one thing tough.....rick looked almost the same in the intro but the story says that Rick fully transformed into his hulking version.we will come back to the story of this old mansion later.I like how in first stage you think graphics look bad and then when the game starts your all like:huh!?The graphics where so Atari in the cut scene!What!Any way.graphics look awesome!!! our sound:bam!That's what its like when punches are thrown in the face of an enemy.realLy that's it!Beam!Or maybe a little bum.there are sounds that sound like zombies.or monsters but its hard to describe so.....the music is bad ass and really makes you like:got to go!Got to go now!Listen to the sound style!Its like super awesome! our addictiveness:you serious?Its like you want to stop but then you realise your fault and you try again and you make the same fault and then you try again and........need to say more? our mansions story:Rick Taylor and his girlfriend, jenny, go to doctor wets mansion.you hear a scream and you see the terror mask floating above an almost dead rick.now according to the story they had to go to interview him.dr west however seeks a way to bring back his lost wife.....and jenny was a way.however......bringing back his wife would make jenny a beast.jenny then gets killed by rick....there is more...but its taking long.... our depth:there is nothing to find except weapons. difficulty:I never beat the game.its that hard man..... hello and good day!I will be your host in this....splatter house..... our graphics:they look good!!I love how Rick Taylor looks like jason.one thing tough.....rick looked almost the same in the intro but the story says that Rick fully transformed into his hulking version.we will come back to the story of this old mansion later.I like how in first stage you think graphics look bad and then when the game starts your all like:huh!?The graphics where so Atari in the cut scene!What!Any way.graphics look awesome!!! our sound:bam!That's what its like when punches are thrown in the face of an enemy.realLy that's it!Beam!Or maybe a little bum.there are sounds that sound like zombies.or monsters but its hard to describe so.....the music is bad ass and really makes you like:got to go!Got to go now!Listen to the sound style!Its like super awesome! our addictiveness:you serious?Its like you want to stop but then you realise your fault and you try again and you make the same fault and then you try again and........need to say more? our mansions story:Rick Taylor and his girlfriend, jenny, go to doctor wets mansion.you hear a scream and you see the terror mask floating above an almost dead rick.now according to the story they had to go to interview him.dr west however seeks a way to bring back his lost wife.....and jenny was a way.however......bringing back his wife would make jenny a beast.jenny then gets killed by rick....there is more...but its taking long.... our depth:there is nothing to find except weapons. difficulty:I never beat the game.its that hard man..... |
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10-22-12 05:12 PM
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this game waas just badass!they even fixed the map problem! |
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10-22-12 05:10 PM
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noooo wayyy.nobody hates mario!!it is the best game ever seen by my eyes and you proved that! |
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10-22-12 05:08 PM
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i got sombies in my lawn too!help me please!good review by the way..... |
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10-22-12 05:05 PM
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um........that was short...........but it was pretty good!so you get a twenty for your review.lol |
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10-22-12 01:07 PM
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this is just good to know.you pointed that out.well.i am of. |
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people say i am pretty good at reviewing games.i want to become a game reviewer please. |
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