Sweet, I switched to Firefox and everything works fine. Thanks all.

I tried messing with the input on the menu screen. For whatever reason, the input menu input options don't respond to any of the up, down, left, or right keys or any of the number or letter keys when trying to assign buttons on the input menu. I can, however, assign enter for start and shift for select. Other than that, it doesn't seem to recognize any of the other buttons I try to assign. Am using IE 8 for browser btw.

I have already tried reconfiguring the controls, but for some reason, the buttons don't register when I press them (I can't even select buttons on my keyboard to assign to 'buttons' for the games.) It seems to be this way for all games now.

wow!!! good work. gonna have to try that out

Favorite drink? Orange Gatorade, Apple Juice, or Dr. Pepper. Even Dr. J likes Dr. Pepper... and you should trust him, he's a doctor.

So far (when the games function) I have enjoyed the RGR immensely (good work all), but for some reason the majority of the games do not respond to the keyboard controls. Is it not meant for keyboard controls? Cause I have Windows Vista and am using the latest Explorer, so it shouldn't be a compatability problem. Also, I have already tried unistalling and reinstalling the RGR plugin, and repairing it, but it seems to have no effect. Any help would be awesome! Thanks

USA way out in front so far!!!

I like the first one better. I think its mostly for nostalgic reasons. Has anyone notice that the map view in zelda 2 in the NES gameroom doesn't work, or is it just me?

In my opinion, dogs are generally better as they are friendlier, more compatible, more protective, more able and willing to take on tasks (seriously, have you ever heard of a rescue cat? didn't think so), also much smarter (at least in veteranary trials and training trials). Generally people get cats because you don't have to spend as much time taking care of them. Emotionally, they are much less evolved than dogs and don't generally develope a state of emotional dependence that the owner is constantly confronted with. If your looking for a lot of work that will yield a good friend, get a dog. If your looking for little to no work that will yield a random animal running around the house that doesn't care about anything so long as someone is giving it food, get a cat.

Didn't like it nearly as much as everyone else seemed to. Ocorina of Time, I think, was the best one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm9L60YBj3s

I have all three systems. Each system has it's own advantages.

The new Punch Out alone makes the wii worth getting. The problem with the wii is that the motion sensitive controls are eratic on almost any type of gaming genre (shooters, sports, especially sports games.)

The best games with the most depth are all on the Playstation 3. It is easily the most capable system of the three. The problem is that the software hasn't quite caught up with the hardware yet.

The 360 is a middle of the run system at best. The online shooters are generally better than what you find on the playstation, but the system is prone to failure. It has been dubbed the 'ring of death'. Twice now i have turned on my 360 and a flashing red circle appears around the power button. When this happens you will have to send it in and wait 4 to 6 weeks for them to fix it or send you a different 360. Also, the xbox live games lag quite a bit when ever there is a decent amount of people playing on line. This will happen no matter how good your connection is and it does get annoying. But if you like Halo and Gears of War then it might be worth it cause both of those series are pretty sweet.

Overall, I would recommend the Playstation 3 if you're anything less than an avid gamer. It doesn't have as many games as the 360 or wii. But the games are typically better (the metal gear series is undeniably the best), and there are still enough games that you won't run out of good choices unless you play ten hours a day, seven days a week. Also, there are not as many bandwidth problems as with the 360.

Cheers

Amnesia hit the entire universe and everyone forgot what had ever happened.
Everyone decided that no matter what they would look for pretty things.
But there was one person that was so ugly he caused a rift in space that ate everyones underware and turtles came out from under a rock to destroy all the Cloud fans that existed.

Bowser appeared and decided to defend the giant castle of big bottles and cans that Link built out of spite.
Horrified, Link decided to ban Bowser from the land of Vizzed forever. Then the giant Bowser cried tears of joy as the cookies and cream were destroyed after the really big explosion at the festival of the chocolate moon.

Suddenly the great white ghost of Obama who talked to your mom after she had grounded him for punching his very little brother had a seizure and then ate a bag that made him nice. The Ghostbusters came and went because of the big ghost recall that flung them out of the Ecto-1. They fell into a batch of ooze that was just newly made because of the unknown species of venemous potatoe rats. They all went deeper into the holy bun cake that was oozing tango and cash

Amnesia hit the entire universe and everyone forgot what had ever happened.
Everyone decided that no matter what they would look for pretty things.
But there was one person that was so ugly he caused a rift in space that ate everyones underware and turtles came out from under a rock to destroy all the Cloud fans that existed.

Bowser appeared and decided to defend the giant castle of big bottles and cans that Link built out of spite.
Horrified, Link decided to ban Bowser from the land of Vizzed forever. Then the giant Bowser cried tears of joy as the cookies and cream were destroyed after the really big explosion at the festival of the chocolate moon.

Suddenly the great white ghost of Obama who talked to your mom after she had grounded him for punching his very little brother had a seizure and then ate a bag that made him nice. The Ghostbusters came and went because of the big ghost recall that flung them out of the Ecto-1. They fell into a batch of ooze that was just newly made because of the unknown species of venemous potatoe rats. They all went deeper into the holy bun cake

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas.

Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks.

Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver.

Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated.

Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down.

(To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.)

Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing.

DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers.

Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald.
DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now.

Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared...

Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza.

The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what?
Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield.
In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies.
Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death.
Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed.

Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs.
Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas.

All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided to eat apples, candy, meat, and other people rejoiced, because they were too intoxicated with pizza from Mario's delicatessen.
Suddenly the gigantic omega cheesecake appeared, saying leave Brittany alone. Geeogree kicks Megakidicarus wenis which then is healed well. By falling off. "It's correctly placed" said Doctor Light. He then put the super cannon on top of Bowsers castle screaming "Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!!!!" Then shot himself but missed completely.

Zhou Yu arrived and Bowser proceeded to die from Poisoning.
A band of poets had burgers for lunch. They wern't satisfied because they had accidentally eaten the poisons that Stalin had put in to kill Luigi. The band decided to do a special death song which sounded terrible. The music still rings in maria's very itsy bitsy ears. she stopped eating dirty ass the wrong way. Instead she decided saving the world would really suck not to do it.

Maria decided to take a nap but was kidnapped by some ninjas. She killed them.
She looked down and climbed mount Everest. At the very world's end however alot of blood came out of Maria's arm. She was never able to see the knife sticking up ex-death's face. At the time of ex-death's birth a big dilema had arisen. Should he be placed in the human or spirit world? The only way to decide was for the giant eggplant to kill nothing but the tiny chiuahuas that ate Stalin's giant killer omega weapon and feed the really hungry parents of ex-death that went on an alien sausage fest that lasted two days.

Disgusted with drugs and alcoholic drinks, they had to do many people before they could do cheesy chicken casserole, MAKE EX-DEATH SMOKE, and destroy the vomit rays from Rasenganfan2's lazah. Meanwhile, all of the Mario brothers decided to attack the alien's moonbase and to turn it into dust.
Shocked at the fact that Bowser deserted his loyal crew, Gannondorf and the Gerudos attacked Hyrule. Hyrule then declared to honor cheese as their national hero to defeat the very big cloud of doom. The cloud of death descended upon
hyrule and it ate everyones chickens. Everyone cried but Link slept through the entire festivity of alien fireworks. Link then woke with Obama's ghost attaking him with slime, but it was too late

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas.

Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks.

Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver.

Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated.

Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down.

(To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.)

Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing.

DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers.

Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald.
DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now.

Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared...

Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza.

The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what?
Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield.
In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies.
Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death.
Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed.

Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs.
Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas.

All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided to eat apples, candy, meat, and other people rejoiced, because they were too intoxicated with pizza from Mario's delicatessen.
Suddenly the gigantic omega cheesecake appeared, saying leave Brittany alone. Geeogree kicks Megakidicarus wenis which then is healed well. By falling off. "It's correctly placed" said Doctor Light. He then put the super cannon on top of Bowsers castle screaming "Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!!!!" Then shot himself but missed completely.

Zhou Yu arrived and Bowser proceeded to die from Poisoning.
A band of poets had burgers for lunch. They wern't satisfied because they had accidentally eaten the poisons that Stalin had put in to kill Luigi. The band decided to do a special death song which sounded terrible. The music still rings in maria's very itsy bitsy ears. she stopped eating dirty ass the wrong way

In Soviet Russia, women pay you...
In Soviet Russia, pills take you...
In Soviet Russia, government votes for you...
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you...
In Soviet Russia, ground walks on you...
In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you...
In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you...

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas.

Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks.

Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver.

Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated.

Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down.

(To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.)

Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing.

DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers.

Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald.
DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now.

Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared...

Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza.

The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what?
Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield.
In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies.
Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death.
Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed.

Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs.
Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas.

All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided to eat apples, candy, meat, and other people rejoiced, because they were too intoxicated