I got married last week for extra money from the military....FML

5:42 PM

False, Why would this be added to my favorites?

The person below me is a loner

5:00 AM to get ready for Chem III class by 6AM FML

Im still wearing shorts in December Live is good.

Charmander because you get to grow up to be Charizard!!!

OMG I am being attacked by Herbert from family guy!!!! Dx

Its over 9000!!!!
How about this I throw a Herbert at the person below me. How about them apples?

Im currently using a fake palm tree as my xmas tree

Facebook Marketplace is actually a pretty good place depending on your area.

Osama Bin Laden's favorite foreplay technique
Stray dogma
Is nostalgia coming back?
Where can I find large print Braille?
Tonsil transplants
Trailer park etiquette
Does your dog smell like corn chips?

1.)Have you ever poked an angry cat before?
2.)Falling awake….it’s not fun.
3.)Sure you can get it in, but can you get it out?
4.)If you’re ahead, but yet behind, are you nowhere?
5.)If you count your fingers, starting with your thumbs, and then a pinky, your fifth finger will be your middle finger.
6.) You’re he, I’m me, He’s she.
7.)You know what’s good news? ……..I don’t really have good news.
8.)Tripping up stairs, it’s possible you know.
9.)Cheese! Cheese for every one! No, wait. Some people may not like cheese. No. Cheese for no one.
10.)10!!!!!
11.) [insert witty saying here]
12.)Do it right the first time, SLOWLY.
13.)Wait? Was I just serious there… at 12. ? Nah.
14.)All for one and none for all!
15.)BOOM! Headshot!
16.)You know why the rich man wants money? Greed.
17.)Gah! There it is AGAIN!
18.)Wait? That’s NOT A CANIBAL!!!!!
19.)Your sane when you talk to yourself, you may want to see a doctor if you answer back.
20.)Sure he has a gun, but has he ever faced a wooden mallet?
21.)You’re doing it wrong.
22.)Is that safe?
23.)MUFFINS!!!!
24.)So…you found the pictures eh?
25.)As Barrack Obama said “It will be slow and hard to bring the economy out of recession” So basically, it’s constipated.
26.)Woah, I need to lay off [insert noun here], but I’m not going to.
27.)28.)They’re wiser if you read ‘em all now.
29.)There’s no use crying over spilled milk, ‘cause spilled milk is bad milk, so you might as well get a new glass!
30.)One should always celebrate when they reach the next page.
31.)So?
32.)Don’t we all?
33.)Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka.
34.)Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo whaw whaw.
35.)Ooo, I’ll put that right in here.
36.)Why would I be addicted to only the greatest drink ever made by man?
37.)I can’t wait for that to come out.
38.)I can’t wait for that to come out.
39.)Double post. My bad.
40.)You can’t kill me if I kill myself first!
41.)Wait? What? I’m confused.
42.)All these buttons does not compute.
43.)“Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I completely forgot all about Anti Flag. Thanks so much for bringing them up

Less than Jake & Story of the year being added thanks. Keep them coming!

I would say she was the only boss that wasnt able to be put down by bullets

Resident Evil - The whole series in general. Resident Evil has a great story that blends well together throughout the series along with great character relations. 

Final Fantasy 7-9 - With 8 being my favorite. I'm a sap for a little love story here and there. Great character development, junction system, and triple triad

I am trying to break 1000 songs on my playlist and I'm running out of songs/artist. I am looking for some input on bands/songs.
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Im into bands such as Blink 182, Angels & Airwaves, Box Car Racer, Plus 44, AFI, Muse, Placebo, Rise Against, 30 Seconds to Mars, Bullet For My Valentine, Saosin, Innpartysystem, Kill Hannah, Tokio Hotel, Boys Like Girls, CKY, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Jimmy Eat World, Metric, The Red Jumpsuit, & The Used to just name a few.
Im also into Jrock/pop and german rock/pop.
If you have any suggestions feel free to post

I forgot about little Lisa. She was a pretty nice boss aswell

RE5 was the worst for me

Name your favorite Resident Evil/Character/Boss Go!!!

Resident Evil Gamecube Remake: Possibly the greatest remake Ive ever came across. Awesome story addons and graphics for the time period.

Albert Wesker: Sunglasses badass enough said.

William Birkin: Just because.