here's my try: a Texan decided to go to Alaska to hunt bear, he gets there and sees all these guys who've been huntin bear for a while with their high powered scopes and electronics and he mumbles to himself, "this ain't how we hunt bear in texas" and one guy heard him and asks, "then how do u hunt bear in texas?" which he replied "all we take with us is a stick". to that, all the other guys laughed and joked about how u can't hunt bear with just a stick. and the Texan goes "ok i'll make a deal with u, I'll go out a half an hour before u do and before u guys leave the cabin, I'll have brought back a bear" and they take him up on it. next day he goes a half an hour before the other guys and the other wait around, still making jokes till they hear a commotion outside, its the Texan running downhill with a bear right after him and he's screaming "OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR" they open it and he runs in with the bear coming right behind him and the Texan steps out real quick and closes the door, screaming to the inside "ok u guys skin that one and i'll bring u back another one in a half an hour"