...me! xD

32 years ago today, the greatest person ever was born.
I speak of course of, that's right the one and only Vanelan!

I share a birthday with some greats such as none other than Dr. House himself, Hugh Laurie, legend Joe Montana, BIGGER legend Vince Lombardi, famed scientist Jacques Cousteau, creepy old Gene Wilder, flesh eating Shia LaBeouf, and Peter Dinklage (that's Tyrion Lannister to you Game of Thrones fans).

Please stand in an orderly line to present your gifts to me. :3
Make sure to put a lot of thought into them.... your lives may depend on it.

Happy birthday, man. You share a birthday with cooler people than I do.



As for my present, I'm honored to be able to gift you something that others will struggle greatly to surpass. I gift to you your own revolutionary faction in Cuba, waiting on the word to overthrow the government and construct a new nation: The elective Monarchy of Vanelania, with you as it's lifetime ruler.



To everyone else, top that, n00bz.

What if someone wanted to make your birthday thread? D:

Happy birthday, you. Tell us how it was once it's over. :3

Happy birthday man!

Also cool you added all those celebrity who shares the same birthday as you. Made the post more easier to read. I also envy you sharing birth day with Hugh Laurie. He is one of those actors I really love.

Hope you have a great day and get what you want from your friends and family.

Happy Birthday, Vane! Hope you'll have a nice day! Going to do something today to celebrate your birthday?

I find it funny how as you made your birthday thread yourself. Anyways happy birthday van. But I don't have any gifts to shower for you sadly. Even if my life depends on it....or you might get it late.

Happy birthday, my very noble gentleman. You know who I share a birthday with? People like Kate Winslet, Andrew Fontenot (the same year: 1996), Jesse Eisenberg, Ray Kroc, Mario Lemieux, Mike Matei, Jeff Conaway, Larry Fine, etc. It's a wonderful world, my friend! Best wishes! I'd smother you with my love.... If i actually could.

It's always funny when users create birthday threads for themselves XD I can't say that I haven't done it. Happy birthday! Have a relaxing day filled with good gifts Hopefully people do put a lot of thought into them.

Happy birthday, man. So many great peoples that you share the same day of birth with. As for me, I have my birthday in common with The Weeknd (Abęl Makkonen Tesfaye), Alex Aiono, Ice T (Tracy Lauren Marrow), Nicholas Petricca, and Bry - all of which are singers and rappers.... Maybe that's what I am destined to grow up to be! :O

Anyway, your present.. Umm... Give me a second..
*turns and prowls through a cardboard box, pulling something out, ultimately turning around, presenting a bundle of socks to you*
Here, they are Socks of Honor! Wear them with the utmost of pride!

This cannot do. It was not 32 years ago the greatest person ever. It was only 14 years ago. Still I guess happy birthday. 
  
As for your gift I decided to get you a geeo slime plush so you can always be with geeogree. I would prefer that you put it directly in front of your bed staring at you as you sleep.

You are not supposed to make your own birthday thread.... that's so tacky.

You are supposed to wait for someone else to make it so that you can feel loved and adored that someone would take the time to make it.

Don't you know anything? Stop being such a n00b!

awesomeguy279 : I kind of wish there was a plushy of that slime that people could have. That would be neat.

Happy birthday global Vanny! :3 (plz dun kill me for calling you Vanny)

idk what present I have for you, I might die after all :c. Wait! It's this taser that allows you to tase Davideo7 and become the owner yourself :p. (don't kill me deved :c). idk of the taser works or not because I bought it off of ebay and the description said that it was found in a trash can somewhere. Still, maybe someone else can fix it for you :p.

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a good day and have a lot of fun ^^

I'm torn between liking your post or not. I mean, you said you're the greatest person ever born, and we all know who that was/is...ME!!!!!

...yes, I'm joking. Have a like.

Happy birthday, Van!

You seem to share something else than your birthday with those great people you mention: a brilliant mind like Cousteau, excel at your work so as no one rebukes your decisions like House... I wish I knew something about the remaining people you mention so this post could be a bit more complete

Be sure to let us know how it went! Will you get to eat some cake? Or has your doctor removed excessive sugar from your diet, old man?

geeogree : You should totally put the plushy as an item in the Market. I'd buy it.

Happy birthday Vanelan, you truly are a MVP :')

Time to party: http://i.imgur.com/IvWDr2C.gifv
Anyway here are your presents, don't open them all at once!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58QOBqAWNzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP3MFBzMH2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqwuYX3fZZc

m0ssb3rg935 : I shall use them well. Perhaps you can be a duke in my royal court.

LunarDarkness2 : It needed to be awesome and I didn't wanna leave it up to chance.

geeogree : (See above reply)

I WIn Also : As so I... although I suppose its obvious, otherwise I wouldn't have listed him, right?

MrBeingcool1 : Well, its 5PM EST now and I am finally awake, so now I have to decide what I want to do.

Eniitan : I'll give you a pass... this time. Just remember next year, k? >^.^<

Ultrajeff : You share a birthday with a lot of great actors/actresses.... just don't let go like Kate Winslet promised and couldn't deliver.

PacmanandMariofan : Thank you. If there's anything I can do, its relax.
The good gifts part... well, hopefully people give me money so there is no guessing... xD

TheTrueUlti : NICE! Best socks ever! I shall wear them with honor.
Its awesome you share your b-day with Ice T. He plays my favorite Law and Order SVU character. :3

awesomeguy279 : I appreciate the plush. However, I have one of those geeogree army guys following me around and watching me.
He also hits me when I get tempted to randomly permaban people... something about "only the general can do that."

ZeroTails : That's ok... I've been called worse... a lot worse.
Thanks for the taser! Now let's see if it... dfahskljdgkljangbda!
Yea... it still works.

18mlivingston : Thank you. :3

supernerd117 : Let's just call it a tie.

EX Palen : I appreciate that you feel that way about me.
Bring on the cake! I never listen to that guy! xD
UGH... heart... attack...
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Just a minor one... I'm good.

Zlinqx : I didn't follow your advice. It was awesome.
All those songs at once while watching Shaq and the cat dance to them? ^^b

Vanelan : Yeah   The way he acts is so awesome. Specially the old stuff whit rowan Atkinson.

Vanelan : I was just afraid the awesomeness would overwhelm you... Guess I should've known better, we are talking about THE Vanelan MVP after all

Vanelan : LOL ok your being too kind. You'll have to remind me better yet... *jots the name of vans birthday so not to forget* there I should not forget about it now. So then I can get you a gift for next year. XD