In this Full guide we will take a look to all points
and ways to be a noob in Team fortress 2, the basic load outs and the basic
conduct that every "noob" should have, I'm going to turn you in the
biggest Noob that Tf2 never see and you will going to see, how is the most
effective techniques in the game, because all those stupid who call them
"Pro's" never will never expect that some one like you kill them
The format of a "noob"
Well...
in first place we need a noob name to develop your "Noobity" in any
server and all player will think you're a Noob, F2p or whatever but now.... how
to create a noob name? Let me give u a good format:
[Prefix][name 1](dot)[name 2][number][suffix]
In the Prefix we have:
[Brony]
[Pro]
[FAZE]
[MLG]
[KAPPA]
= eGo = (Or any other clan... that you know.... anyone can
join)
In names we have
you can do it by your self or use any of this list
[MLG]
Haxxor
ELITE
PRO
NOSCOPE
SMOKEWEED
CoD <--- This one is noice
SUPER
KALEL
or create a name by your self, just remember write wrong with Caps and with a
LOT of X
Now for the numbers we have
1337
420
911
69
123
360
or any other random number that you can imagine
on the suffix we have:
{F2P}
{TH}
xXx
if you had followed the format correct, you will have a name like this one:
= [o.W.n] = buk.yuu1337 {TH}
[Brony] rinbo.dish69 [PRO]
[FAZE] prosniper234 [MLG]
Rules to play
But.. To be a full noob you need to learn to talk like one, here's some rules
1. Ask any question in the chat
2. Rage after every kill
3. Say insults to show them you're dangerous player
4. Finish all rages with !1!!1!!11!! (and don't forget to add the
1)
5. When player's answer, be sure to say something about their moms
6. Talk about sex, even if what are they talking doesn't have a relation
7. Remember you know the admin and you make sure to ban everyone who dare
to say you're noob
8. Do a Taunt after every kill
Load outs
There's a lot of Load out used by noobs but this time we only will share the basic
Pyro
1. The phlogistinator and/or Back burner
2. The Scorch Shot
and for meele... well use
meele isn't required because it need skill
The most Important: the gibus and the Pyro vision
Soldier
1. The cow mangler 5000/ Direct hit
2. Buff banner
3. Equalizer
The gibus!
remember never do rocket jump because is a Pay to play ability and... you don't want to
be part of them
Sniper
the Sniper is the best class for noobs, cuz they can use all Call of Duty ability
1. The Machina / Sydney
Sleeper
Gibus
2. Razor back
Machina, Gibus
Rules
For the last point of the guide you must remember the rules are different to Noobs
here's the way to play
As noob you doesn't follow the Friend concept everyone is a Enemy, if you see a
Spy crap... kill it, If you see a Heavy walking with a Zandvich... kill it, if
you see a P2p doing Conga... Kill it.
On a Net pay you have 2 options to play
1. Play like you always do... this will scare all player and they will think
you're a noob and they will underestimate you, turning you into
a unpredictable killing machine and taunt after every kill
2. or the second option you can play like a full idiot to do that you must use
the Buttons W + Mouse 1
with the Pyro load out for sure you will get some kills and don't forget to
taunt after every kill
Tips for different classes
Scout: Run in line direct to enemy
Soldier: Aim to the enemy head
Pyro: Write in console: +Forward, +Attack 1
Demoman: use the Sticky to make the most obvius traps as you can or do
Sticky traps with happy face shape, I'll promise no one will kill you
Medic: you only must see you team mates when they burn, they are a
obstacle and doesn't allow you to do a lot of kills, and like you have the
weapons most like a Assault rifle, use it!
Spy: use the cloack and dagger and wait in a corner till be the moment
to the death strike
Heavy: continuously spin your mini-gun don't stop to spin it,
never (Note: when you see a team mate burning, take out your zanvich and
eat in he's face)
Engineer: Never and I mean NEVER build teleports, just build the sentry
in the enemy gate, and if you had to build teleports, build watching the wall
Sniper: Just sit with the Machina and try to camp.... there's nothing to
say....
To finish Be a noob is hard ability to learn and if you fail in your first try,
don't give up the noob inside you will shine some day.
And don't forget the Gibus and taunt after every kill
In this Full guide we will take a look to all points
and ways to be a noob in Team fortress 2, the basic load outs and the basic
conduct that every "noob" should have, I'm going to turn you in the
biggest Noob that Tf2 never see and you will going to see, how is the most
effective techniques in the game, because all those stupid who call them
"Pro's" never will never expect that some one like you kill them
The format of a "noob"
Well...
in first place we need a noob name to develop your "Noobity" in any
server and all player will think you're a Noob, F2p or whatever but now.... how
to create a noob name? Let me give u a good format:
[Prefix][name 1](dot)[name 2][number][suffix]
In the Prefix we have:
[Brony]
[Pro]
[FAZE]
[MLG]
[KAPPA]
= eGo = (Or any other clan... that you know.... anyone can
join)
In names we have
you can do it by your self or use any of this list
[MLG]
Haxxor
ELITE
PRO
NOSCOPE
SMOKEWEED
CoD <--- This one is noice
SUPER
KALEL
or create a name by your self, just remember write wrong with Caps and with a
LOT of X
Now for the numbers we have
1337
420
911
69
123
360
or any other random number that you can imagine
on the suffix we have:
{F2P}
{TH}
xXx
if you had followed the format correct, you will have a name like this one:
= [o.W.n] = buk.yuu1337 {TH}
[Brony] rinbo.dish69 [PRO]
[FAZE] prosniper234 [MLG]
Rules to play
But.. To be a full noob you need to learn to talk like one, here's some rules
1. Ask any question in the chat
2. Rage after every kill
3. Say insults to show them you're dangerous player
4. Finish all rages with !1!!1!!11!! (and don't forget to add the
1)
5. When player's answer, be sure to say something about their moms
6. Talk about sex, even if what are they talking doesn't have a relation
7. Remember you know the admin and you make sure to ban everyone who dare
to say you're noob
8. Do a Taunt after every kill
Load outs
There's a lot of Load out used by noobs but this time we only will share the basic
Pyro
1. The phlogistinator and/or Back burner
2. The Scorch Shot
and for meele... well use
meele isn't required because it need skill
The most Important: the gibus and the Pyro vision
Soldier
1. The cow mangler 5000/ Direct hit
2. Buff banner
3. Equalizer
The gibus!
remember never do rocket jump because is a Pay to play ability and... you don't want to
be part of them
Sniper
the Sniper is the best class for noobs, cuz they can use all Call of Duty ability
1. The Machina / Sydney
Sleeper
Gibus
2. Razor back
Machina, Gibus
Rules
For the last point of the guide you must remember the rules are different to Noobs
here's the way to play
As noob you doesn't follow the Friend concept everyone is a Enemy, if you see a
Spy crap... kill it, If you see a Heavy walking with a Zandvich... kill it, if
you see a P2p doing Conga... Kill it.
On a Net pay you have 2 options to play
1. Play like you always do... this will scare all player and they will think
you're a noob and they will underestimate you, turning you into
a unpredictable killing machine and taunt after every kill
2. or the second option you can play like a full idiot to do that you must use
the Buttons W + Mouse 1
with the Pyro load out for sure you will get some kills and don't forget to
taunt after every kill
Tips for different classes
Scout: Run in line direct to enemy
Soldier: Aim to the enemy head
Pyro: Write in console: +Forward, +Attack 1
Demoman: use the Sticky to make the most obvius traps as you can or do
Sticky traps with happy face shape, I'll promise no one will kill you
Medic: you only must see you team mates when they burn, they are a
obstacle and doesn't allow you to do a lot of kills, and like you have the
weapons most like a Assault rifle, use it!
Spy: use the cloack and dagger and wait in a corner till be the moment
to the death strike
Heavy: continuously spin your mini-gun don't stop to spin it,
never (Note: when you see a team mate burning, take out your zanvich and
eat in he's face)
Engineer: Never and I mean NEVER build teleports, just build the sentry
in the enemy gate, and if you had to build teleports, build watching the wall
Sniper: Just sit with the Machina and try to camp.... there's nothing to
say....
To finish Be a noob is hard ability to learn and if you fail in your first try,
don't give up the noob inside you will shine some day.
And don't forget the Gibus and taunt after every kill