I have done many stupid things in the past, falling down stairs, making friends, and now I have a new achievement to add to that list, breaking down a bus. Yep, you heard that right, I was on the way home and I broke a bus, to the point where the bus had to be evacuated.

I was standing by the back door and the bus stopped to let someone off. They got off through the back door and apparently I was standing in such a position that the doors censors caused the door to freeze as it was closing and then it opened all the way and then closed after a couple of seconds. As this was happening, I was thinking to myself asking if that would cause something to happen, but I went back to my Vita. A couple minutes later I look up to see that we haven't moved yet.

So the door got jammed, and because of that, even though the door was closes, the bus thought it was open and wouldn't start at all. After 10 minutes of the driver trying to start the bus and calling people, he had everybody get off the bus and wait for another.

Just another addition to my list of accomplishments.

That's not a list of accomplishments and it's surely not a resume. Stop being such a downer Zan. Thing's happen it's not like you did it on purpose. 

 

cnw64 : What do you mean being a downer? Not that many people can say they broke a bus.

zanderlex : Nope, I'm not even sure if you actually broke the bus by just standing there. There were many times where I stood right next to the back door and the door never jammed.

I'm not sure...was this meant to be funny? Because that's totally how I took it until I read cnw's comment and realized that maybe I was wrong. So...yeah, I'd kind of like to know the answer to that. My apologies if I just laughed at something that was bothering you, your writing style just seemed like it was meant to be light hearted.

Eirinn : Yeah, its supposed to be cool.

zanderlex : So, you lied to me about being sad on my profile ? xD

cnw64 : ???

Sounds like you should also add "Takes credit for random occurrences that most likely had nothing to do with you" to your resume as well ;-)

Jordanv78 : Naw, pretty sure it was me, I completely rebelled against the step away from the door announcement, and was fully standing in the steps.