I'll help out by doing 4.

I shall attack the jail cell door in desperation. I'm pretty much doomed now anyways ;-;

Sorry for the late update everyone, I was busy on both Thanksgiving and Black Friday, and I spent yesterday relaxing (I was real tired). I should have enough time to squeeze out an update today. So here we go.

pacman1755 : 4. Call guard back over to you.
megamanmaniac : 4. Call guard back over to you.
mlb789 : 4. Call guard back over to you.


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supernerd117 : 1. Attack jail cell door in desperation.

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styrofoamboots : 5. Cry!

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sonicmcmuffin : 6) "So considering my door doesn't have a lock... I cannot really be a prisoner, Which means you can't be a prison guard, Which means you have no authority to stop me from leaving, Which means I can leave.. So can you please just see what all that floor kicking ruckus is about as I casually let myself out from my non existent jail."

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pacman1755 - story
megamanmaniac - story
mlb789 - story

You all decided to call the guard over to you, but because he's only one man, he can only see one of you at a time.

Knowing this, you all roll...

PACMAN1755 ROLLS 1d20. PACMAN1755 ROLLS 17. SUCCESS.
MEGAMANMANIAC ROLLS 1d20. MEGAMANMANIAC ROLLS 13. SUCCESS.
MLB789 ROLLS 1d20. MLB789 ROLLS 9. SUCCESS.

: Hey guard!

You weren't paying attention, so you didn't notice what he was saying to sonicmcmuffin. You don't honestly care a ton though. You have more important things to do. Like calling the guard over to you.

: Yeah?

: Hey guard!

: Yeah?

: Hey guard!

: You guy are f***ing annoying. I'm this close to telling you that the brick wall behind you is your escape route.

: Oh. We're quite sorry. We won't disturb you.

The guard then leaves the post so he can go have some tylenol and water. His head hurts.

This might be your best chance to do something.

PACMAN1755, MLB789, MEGAMANMANIAC CHOICES
1. Attack jail cell door in desperation.
2. Attack brick wall in desperation.
3. Sleep in desperation.
4. Search floor for a key

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supernerd117 - story

: Hey door, are you ready to rumble!?

SUPERNERD117 ROLLS 1d20. SUPERNERD117 ROLLS 9. SUCCESS.

You attack the jail cell door, and spring into battle... FIGHT!

SUPERNERD117 CHOICES
1. Attack!
2. (Ask specific question/say specific thing to jail cell door)
3. Defend!
4. Run Away!
5. Cry!

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styrofoamboots - story

You have chosen to cry like the little baby you think you know you are.

STYROFOAMBOOTS ROLLS 1d20. STYROFOAMBOOTS ROLLS 20! SUPER HAPPY LUCKY FUN TIME YES.

You start to cry.

: wahhh...

: Fineeeee...

The door then swings open, not wanting to listen to a grown chicken woman cry. So STYROFOAMBOOTS DOOR has been opened. But not defeated. So no EXP boost for you!

STYROFOAMBOOTS CHOICES
1. Go to SPECIFY (Map should give you different hints)
2. Stay in your cell like a good girl.
3. Call for the guard.
4. Attack the wall behind you.
5. Tell the door to come with you.
6. Brag about your accomplishments out loud.

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sonicmcmuffin - story

(This takes place before pacman/mlb/megamanmaniac's story).

: So considering my door doesn't have a lock... I cannot really be a prisoner, Which means you can't be a prison guard, Which means you have no authority to stop me from leaving, Which means I can leave.. So can you please just see what all that floor kicking ruckus is about as I casually let myself out from my non existent jail.

SONICMCMUFFIN ROLLS 1d20. SONICMCMUFFIN ROLLS 5. FAILURE.

: I know I look like a big dumb jock, but I have an IQ above 8000. So no. I'm not letting you out through logic puzzles. Find another way out.

: Hey guard!

Before he leaves, he whispers to you.

: Look, if you want to get out, I'm likely going upstairs for a tylenol. That key goes to something, but not the cell door.

: Thanks man!

: I'm too old for this s***.

He then walks over to the jail cells of the infernal children who called for him. Then, as he said, he left to go get a tylenol. You probably have some time to manufacture an escape if you are up for it!

SONICMCMUFFIN CHOICES
1. Use key on _______ (SPECIFY)
2. Try talking to your jail cell.
3. Punch wall.
4. Call for the guard.
5. Cry.

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And that, my friends, as they say, is that. Some of you are close. Some of you are not. One of you has an open jail cell.

1) I Shall use the key on the wall... that is all... 

ffs.

Search the floor for a key. I wanna go home. ;n;

I'm going to do 1 and go somewhere specific. I feel like I'd run into the guard if I went up the stairwell and i'm awful curious of this ??? mystery room. So let's go to the red mystery room.

It'd probably be best to bust through the wall...but maybe finding a key is better for now. Option 2.

I'll do 2 while puck does 4 so we get 2 attackers in case we don't need the key to get out of the wall.

OK. I'm gonna power though this update, since it doesn't appear supernerd will be joining us this update. I'll just have his story put on pause for a little bit... Also gives me an idea. From now on, inactive players will have links next to their names. Those links will go to where that player last was active. Seem like a good idea?

Anyway, time to move on, since I'm sure everyone just wants to play

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pacman1755 : 4. Search floor for a key
megamanmaniac : 2. Attack brick wall in desperation. (I couldn't tell if you meant option 2 or your second option listed, so I went with literal option 2. Be literal.)
mlb789 : 2. Attack brick wall in desperation.


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supernerd117 : NULL

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styrofoamboots : 1. Go to SPECIFY (Map should give you different hints) - RED ROOM (???)

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sonicmcmuffin : 1. Use key on _______ (SPECIFY) - WALL

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pacman1755 - story
megamanmaniac - story
mlb789 - story

: You guys go do something else. I'm gonna search for a key...

PACMAN1755 ROLLS 1d20. PACMAN1755 ROLLS 1. FAILURIFIC AWFULNESS!

As pacman1755 searches the ground for a key, similar to his co-patriot, sonicmcmuffin, pacman1755 slams his hand down on what appears to be a button.

Instead of finding a key... he instead falls into a trapdoor that encompasses the entirety of his jail cell, forcing him to just hope for a swift death.

Fortunately, or unfortunately for him, that death never came. Because when he landed, it was on a pile of corpses.

: Eww... Nasty...

STORY SPLIT

: Well, s***. Guess I'm on my own now...

PACMAN1755 CHOICES
1. Sit, and wait to see if your friends find their way down here as well.
2. Get off the pile of corpses, and examine them.
3. Look around for an exit.
4. SPECIFY ACTION (From around this point on, I will be including a wild card option, where you can do other things. Success/failure rate depends on what you choose. If you choose "sprout wings and fly" you are almost certain to fail)

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megamanmaniac - story
mlb789 - story

:You guys go do something else. I'm gonna search for a key.

That's the last you hear of pacman1755, as he starts to scream. His voice gets further away until finally, it is gone. You more or less assume he has died, and move on with your lives.

: Well, it appears we're just going to have to brute force our way out of this cell.

: I'm with you. On three...

On three, you both rear back and give your best shot to the wall.

MLB789 ROLLS 1d20. MLB789 ROLLS 10. SUCCESS.
MEGAMANMANIAC ROLLS 1d20. MEGAMANMANIAC ROLLS 7. SUCCESS.

Unlike supernerd earlier, your eyes have adjusted to the darkness finally. So now, you see the wall clearly in front of you. There will be no missing.

You both follow through, your fists punching into the wall.

And then, after a dramatic second after contact, all that followed was pain.

: OW. THAT F***ING HURT!

: WHY DID WE ASSUME WE WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK THROUGH A BRICK WALL!?

Neither of you took any damage... except to your pride.

MEGAMANMANIAC/MLB789 CHOICES
1. Cry, and suck on your thumb.
2. Try to punch the wall again.
3. Attack your jail cell door.
4. Try searching for that key.
5. SPECIFY ACTION

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styrofoamboots - story

: Thanks for letting me go, Mr. Jail Cell!

: Yeah yeah... just go before I call for the guard.

You skedaddle on out of there, hoping the jail cell's charity won't run out until you are comfortably out of sight.

You then choose to go into the RED ROOM that has been a mystery to you ever since the game began.

STYROFOAMBOOTS ROLLS 1d20. STYROFOAMBOOTS ROLLS 14. SUCCESS.

You walk up to the door, and you are shocked to find the door isn't just unlocked, but it is actually somewhat open, so you don't even have to really exert effort to open up the door.

You squeeze inside, not wanting to get the germs all over your fowl body (heh, fowl, because you are a chicken).

You then gaze at what you see before realizing, this is probably your escape plan.

In front of you... is a lot of computers.

You are in the jail cell's control/power room. How convenient.

STYROFOAMBOOTS CHOICES
1. PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS!
2. Push only some of the buttons.
3. Walk out of the room and go back to your jail cell like a good girl.
4. Call for the guard.
5. Actually read what each button does before pressing the buttons.
6. SPECIFY ACTION

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sonicmcmuffin - story

: Here goes nothing...

You use the key on the jail cell wall...

SONICMCMUFFIN ROLLS 1d20. SONICMCMUFFIN ROLLS 9. SUCCESS.

You are somewhat amused when the wall actually opens up, and you see a set of stairs behind the wall. You think this over... there's no guarantee that this will end well for you. Do you want to go down the rabbit hole?

SONICMCMUFFIN CHOICES
1. GO DOWN THE STAIRS!
2. Stay put for now, you might choose to wait for help from others.
3. Attack your jail cell door.
4. SPECIFY ACTION

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Now, we have a case where two of the groups are in different areas. I'll label which party is in which map, for convenience. Aren't I a nice guy?



MLB789, MEGAMANMANIAC, STYROFOAMBOOTS, SUPERNERD117, SONICMCMUFFIN



PACMAN1755

Let's see if we can find an exit. And by we I mean me.

4) Listen to see if i can hear any sounds from down the staircase

(also as a black mage do i actively have any spells yet?)

Since none of the options have worked so far, I think I'll try something new. Since we can now see in this darkness, I can look around for anything that can help all of us escape.

legacyme3 : I apologize for not being around. Please forgive my absence. I didn't have access to a computer for a while. Do to me what you will.

supernerd117 :

Just do your action. I'm not miffed or angry or anything.

You'll notice you are still on the active players list. That isn't a mistake.

legacyme3 : Very well. I shall attack the cell door! Thank you

4. Inb4 I fall off, but you never know.

1. PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS.
good luck everyone.

Sorry for the delay, blame Dragon Age: Inquisition.

Well, time for the update, finally.

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pacman1755 : 3. Look for an exit.
Seishiro Leonhart : INTRODUCED IN UPDATE

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megamanmaniac : 5. "Look for whatever can help us."
mlb789 : 4. Try searching for that key.

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supernerd117 : 1. Attack!

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styrofoamboots (no summon, because she has left the game) - 1. PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS.

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sonicmcmuffin : 4) Listen to see if i can hear any sounds from down the staircase

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pacman1755 - story
Seishiro Leonhart - story

: Well, this bites, let's look for an exit, I suppose.

: 私は、はい、最善の行動であると考えています。また、こんにちは、私は存在していた忘れてしまったら？

(The above was a test. If I can use that instead, I will. If not... "Watashi wa, wa i, saizen no kōdōdearu to kangaete imasu. Mata, kon'nichiwa, watashi wa sonzai s***e ita wasurete shimattara?")

: Daisuke? Daisuke!

: ...あなたは完全に私のことを忘れていました。

(... Anata wa kanzen ni watashinokoto o wasurete imas***a.)

: Onwards to an exit!!!

PACMAN1755 ROLLS 1d20. PACMAN1755 ROLLS 13. SUCCESS.

Pacman worked his way to the exit, realizing he was not getting anywhere sitting still.

After getting off the pile of corpses, he heard panicked breathing.

: About time you got off of me... I was suffocating!

: これは迷惑になる可能性があります。

(Kore wa meiwaku ni naru kanōsei ga arimasu.)

: Shush, Daisuke. Sorry, I guess I didn't have time to avoid you while I was falling to my death.

After meeting and greeting, and learning that they were both originally from the other world, they came up with the idea that they should stick together... at least until they got out of this dungeon.

Two heads, or three in this case, were better than one.

They maneuvered the room, coming across a big hulking door. It had a big red x on it. You could probably open it, but this doesn't look very promising.

PACMAN1755, SEISHIRO LEONHART CHOICES
1. Open the door.
2. Try to find another way out.
3. Attack the door.
4. Become a door yourself.

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megamanmaniac - story
mlb789 - story

: I think our best option is to look...

MEGAMANMANIAC ROLLS 1d20. MEGAMANMANIAC ROLLS 17. SUCCESS.

: Well, I'll look for the key in specific. Gotta be one.

MLB789 ROLLS 1d20. MLB789 ROLLS 8. FAILURE.

You both look around the room for a few minutes (small room), and successfully have come to the conclusion that there is absolutely nothing in your jail cell worth taking, or picking up. Or using. You may have been able to find a key, had you been a floorboard, but because you are not a floorboard, you completely pass over the location of what the key was. Instead, you are running out of options, and may just have to wait for someone else to save you.

MEGAMANMANIAC/MLB789 CHOICES
1. Cry, and suck on your thumb.
2. Try to punch the wall again.
3. Attack your jail cell door.
4. Try searching for that key, yet again.
5. SPECIFY ACTION (Note - "Become one with floorboards" is now listed as "EXEMPT". You may not do that action at this time).

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supernerd117 - story

After a prolonged nap, you spring back into action.

: As I was saying, prepare to be split open... door!

SUPERNERD117 CHOSE TO ATTACK JAIL CELL.

SUPERNERD117 does 0 damage to JAIL CELL DOOR.
SUPERNERD117 does 0 damage to JAIL CELL DOOR.
SUPERNERD117 does 0 damage to JAIL CELL DOOR.
SUPERNERD117 does 0 damage to JAIL CELL DOOR.

This continues for a while, as it has become apparent that the jail cell door will not attack you, under any circumstances. There's not a whole lot you can do to this door, offensively, so offense has clearly proven to be a waste of your time and efforts.

: Is that all you got? I've been hit by stronger winds.

SUPERNERD117 CHOICES
1. Attack!
2. (Ask specific question/say specific thing to jail cell door)
3. Defend!
4. Run Away!
5. Cry!

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styrofoamboots - story (conclusion, for now)

: Hm... there are a lot of buttons. I think I'll hit them all.

STYROFOAMBOOTS ROLLS 1d20. STYROFOAMBOOTS ROLLS 7. SUCCESS.

You hit the buttons. All of them. You don't miss a single button. In fact, you hit the buttons so well that now, they are completely busted, and unable to be pushed again. This also has the fortunate effect of OPENING ALL THE JAIL CELL DOORS on LEVEL B1.

Your last action in the game (for now) is one that has delivered everyone (especially mlb789 and megamanmaniac) from salvation. If anyone who is currently on B1 (pacman1755 and Seishiro Leohart excluded, as they aren't) reads this, they are now able to escape from their cell.

STYROFOAMBOOTS CHOICES
1. Continue (if you ever return to the game, state "Continue" and we will pick up where you left off.

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sonicmcmuffin - story

: Hm...

You walk over to the set of stairs that descends into darkness, and you choose to wait and listen for sounds of noise.

SONICMCMUFFIN ROLLS 1d20. SONICMCMUFFIN ROLLS 18. SUCCESS.

You hear mostly wind. The acoustics in this place are terrible. You can barely hear your next door neighbor, let alone down the stairs.

Using your superior animal hearing, however, you are able to pick up faint murmurs in a language you don't understand. You also hear something really annoying, but decide not to think too much about that. In any case, there's someone, or something, down there.

SONICMCMUFFIN CHOICES
1. GO DOWN THE STAIRS!
2. Stay put for now, you might choose to wait for help from others.
3. Attack your jail cell door.
4. SPECIFY ACTION

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MLB789, MEGAMANMANIAC, STYROFOAMBOOTS, SUPERNERD117, SONICMCMUFFIN



PACMAN1755, SEISHIRO LEONHART

The doors are finally open,, and who knows how long they'll stay open. I'll escape.

The doors are finally open,, and who knows how long they'll stay open. I'll escape.