Hello, welcome to my review for team fortress. I am going to review this wonderful gem, (duh!) And pick it apart. Have fun reading.











Graphics: 9/10  the graphics for this game, they are spot on. I love the way they went with the graphics. I love how cel-shaded the graphics are, and they look so smooth, and you almost never encounter graphical glitches in this game, which makes it better. And the explosions and special effects are so cheesy and great, as an example, originally, in 2004, they were gonna release this game under team fortress 2: brotherhood of arms or something. And the graphics were awful. Look it up if you like.














Sound: 8/10 I really enjoy the sound for this game. All the extensive funny voice clips, explosion sounds, sound effects, they make this game. And it doesn't give you a headache like some other games, and I personally enjoy adding music to the game, which makes it even better, like a big boombox is on the battleground, lolright?

















Addictiveness: 10/10 this game is SO addictive. Playing online, finding hats, constant updates add a lot to this game. This game will NEVER GET OLD! There is just, so much to do. You could play this for ten years straight and never have it get old. Why do you think so many people have like 1000+ hours on this game, because it will never get old! You can shoot a pyro in the face, laugh at him over voice, camp his spawn and beat him to death with an aluminum baseball bat, call him a nubcake over voice, and listen to him rage because as a pyro he should be the bane of scouts. And then, you can get a hacker vac banned, go to his profile, and heckle him. There is endless stuff to do in this wonderful computer game.




Story:6/10 There is no real story to this game, it is most told through comics. Basically, these two brothers, blutarch and Redmond mann are endlessly fighting over land. And you are a mercenary. Sorry about the shirt length of this category.






Depth;10/10 basically the same as above. But yeah, this game has so much to do, I forgot to list all of it! You can find a weapon for your scout, and it is a can of soda pop tapes to the bottom of a double barreled shotgun. There are so many zany weapons and classes, and they make you always come back for more. And I will describe the classes. 
Scout: really fast hyped up dude, from Bronx and drinks too much caffeine. Bane of heavies and snipers.
Sniper: guy who basically stands still and shoots people for teh lulz. Bane of heavies.
Pyro: sociopathic pyromaniac whose gender is always unknown. Bane of everything and what noskill haxorz play with.
Soldier: guy who thinks he is in name and shoots a large rocket launcher at people's feet. Bane of: most things.
Demoman: Scottish sociopath who enjoys making people rage and scream with his chargin targe and sword. Very, very hard to kill. Bane of: everything.
Spy: creepy French guy who cannot stop stalking the engineer. Bane of: heavies, engineers.
Engineer: guy who builds teleporters and sentry guns and dispensers, very weak and noobish, hides behind his inventions.
Medic: sadistic monster who enjoys pain and suffering and he is German. That is all.
Difficulty: 7/10 this game is very hard. People will most likely stomp you for a long, long time until you can get skilled.
Overall: 9.6 while rough around the edges, this game is a wonderful addition to any steam library, as it is free. I highly recommend you give it a try. But don't be expecting to master it on your first go. Now go out there and play!

noahs_brother : The review is a decent length, and I like how you explained the different game features. But there are a couple of things. First off, the review guys are going to tell you that you need to delete the large spaces. This can be a frustrating thing to do. As the edit does not always seem to get it. It really is not a huge deal, but it will be something that will keep them from featuring it. Another thing is that they may bring up the giving away of game content and say that it should have been reserved for a game guide. I could be wrong, but I am not entirely sure. But other than that, good review.

Nah, I don't think this is game guide material on here. I've done reviews where I posted the list of characters or even the power ups, and got by fine with it. Its good, you really like it obviously.

I would fix the typo on story. the "Shirt" length. heh.

endings : Actually, I really would rather have him leave the typo. And yes, while I do not think that I would be into this style of game, he did a good job reviewing it. And thanks, I was not sure about that little bit.

ghostfishy : used a picture or two in a review, and as far as I know, its still unclear if a tasteful picture is completely kosher for reviews.