Sebrex- You said "Pacman is out to get us"

35 translations later, I got: "There are people, and Internet Explorer?!"

So, I guess people who use internet explorer are doomed.... Pacman and internet explorer are related somehow....

Here's your summons for dynamite headdy.

juuldude :

thenumberone :

Sword legion :

Boxia :

mrfe :

Mistress :

legacyme3 :

mohammedroxx3 :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

Here is Hangman's dialog:?

"Oh, if it ain't Headdy! So you got away from da bad guys? What? Leavin' already? Awright!! Den I'll lend ya a hand! When it looks like ya can't go further, Grab onta me and you'll be able to move on! When climbing up tall places and stuff, I can pull you up. Well, wanna try it? 'course! / nuh uh "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

". Well, I don't know, but through the skin. People, animals, and many files on the phone only to give good healthy Logoinstant hands. And I can go can become a victim of the answer is yes than a lot of people to find/try."

Good healthy Logoinstant hands.


When you say yes:

"Awright! Start climbing from here, the race is about to start. If you make it to the top, great. If you fall, den that's as far as you go. Ok, let's go! "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

". You're a beginner, long life. If you want to restore. . Oh it's true."

I think that one speaks for itself.

When you win:

"Not bad, ya followed me up here! I'll give ya a secret bonus! If you see me from now on, be sure to grab onta me!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"View a special hole so bad. Now see Enzo"

Who the heck is Enzo? Maybe Enzo is- TARGET TARGET

I put in, "Mario head loves pizza pie. I want pizza pie."

This was the result. ""

Boxia : You're not the only one.

juuldude :

thenumberone :

Sword legion :

Boxia :

mrfe :

Mistress :

legacyme3 :

mohammedroxx3 :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

Now it's time for Enzo Beau Target's dialog. That's his full name.

"Oh my, it's Mr. Headdy isn't it! Eh? To the Imperial Castle... I see. I will also lend a hand! At the end of each area, there is a powerful Keymaster. I will point out his weakness for you. Would you like to try it-zansu? Yes-zansu / No-zansu "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Oh, he was the artist de La. I know, then I know. Each page has a very interesting combination. For me, this is not bad enough zams zams zams showing knowledge."

Each page has a very interesting combination indeed.

When you say yes:

"Great-zansu! Starting now, we'll do a practice test. Fire at the place I will point to. Here we go! "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In this case, click here to return to Excel, Alabama, recorded magnetic tape cartridge is more than just a formality."

RECORDED MAGNETIC TAPE CATRIDGE IS MORE THAN JUST A FORMALITY

When you win:

"Congratulations! As a prize, you get a secret bonus from me! Whenever I appear at an enemy, it's a Keymaster. Be extra careful-zansu. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Congratulations on your winnings. Always give the shortcut key to relating to the official price."

Words of wisdom.

Not to be rude, but I'd appreciate being removed from the summons list for this thread please.

I chose to translate what the character Jinx from League of Legends says when you select her in the 'champion select' screen. "Rules were made to be broken. Like buildings, or poeple "

This is what came up after Bing (Microsoft) translated it 35 times in a random language order. "G D/person rules)"
What does that even mean...

I'd like to be removed from the summons list as well please. The main reason is because you don't need to summon me. I already look at this thread anyways to see any interesting bad translations.

"All wishes for summon removal have been granted.

While I'm here, might as well do this:"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And about that many times, he said:"

Sebrex : Where do you get all those game conversations from?

steel_attacker : As the potatoes!!

juuldude :

thenumberone :

Boxia :

Mistress :

legacyme3 :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

steel_attacker :

It is now time for mad dog and headdy.

*Maruyama appears*

"Buwahaha! Surprised? Did you think you'd defeat me so easily? Last time I wasn't quite ready, y'see... but this time is different! I don't know whose hall this is, but it will be your grave! Let's go! "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Gozimas of Bowahah who knows me recently in preparation for the season. . This time it's different. . But I don't know, but that's about it. Power to the people:"

Power to the people is Migeul's war cry.

*Bounty Boundy falls on Maruyama, squishing him.*

(Had to do two translates due to large text.)

"Who is that! Who dares to enter my hall without asking?! Hmm? Maruyama, you're the one who's supposed to get that junk doll... "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If there is a problem in Western Wakayama Prefecture, see clearly is my family."

"You idiot hunter, you can't get the job done! What the he** have you been doing?! Oh well, I'll catch him and get the reward myself. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... You are an idiot ... the first lunch. Can't do ... It is the same thing."

It's time to eat the first lunch.

Original text: I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
35 translations later: I think it's something in the air.
I guess it could pass.....

I was inable to get a translation other then "" today. Sorry. I'll give double translations tomorrow.

Original Text: So one day I was just walking through the forest when suddenly I came upon a small gem. It seemed to have a strange power. I took it to the local museum to get it inspected, when suddenly I was attacked by cyborg pirate ninjas from space! I panicked and threw a Pokeball at it. To my surprise, I caught it. I gave it a gem and it became an android buccaneer samurai from another dimension! Now we're best friends, or at least we were until he married my cat. Now he just gets on my nerves, constantly asking me for money. Jerk...

22 translations later: "See, one day I was walking through the forest, suddenly, I saw her The cost, it seems like you're the authority in a special way, that led me to the local museum to check out, when, suddenly, I was attacked by a cyborg assassin pirates from outer space! I panicked and threw the Pokéball, he, I wonder, that makes me the b****, Android Makes Samurai, a dimension! Today we are friends, or at least was, before he was married, to have a place to go because you nervous, let me just ask me for money. Stupid..."

juuldude :

thenumberone :

Boxia :

Mistress :

legacyme3 :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

steel_attacker :

DrakPokeMaster :


First of all, DrakPokeMaster, i can't thank you enough for bringing this thread back to life.

Secondly, Yandex isn't exactly the same as Bing so I've stopped doing Dynamite Headdy. Instead, I'm doing random excerpts from random places on the internet, starting here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/derp

Let's get this show on the road.



Original text:

"Derp is an expression associated with stupidity, much like the earlier forms of interjections like “duh” and “dur.” In image macros, the subject is typically portrayed with eyes that are pointed to each side and a caption that reads “DERP.” The words “herp” and “derp” are often used in rage comics to replace nondescript names or parts of conversation."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In this case, the template is silly to shout, first report, pictures, wow,the items included in this provision, on both sides of the network, and write in the name of progress in reducing pain in the a** src group is a good idea if you want to change your name when you're angry, or object."



Judging from these results, I, for one, welcome our new Yandex Overlord.

Original text:

"So have you heard that marijuana is good for kittens under 6 years of age?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I heard it was a good 6 years."

umm... k?

Original text:
"A Coca-Cola advertiser was sent to Iran to make an ad. He wrote the text as an adverstiment: "If you lie in the desert, drink Coca-Cola, you will run!". Later, he went back to America, because he didn't know that Arabic text is read right to left."
After 43 translations, Yandex gives us the following:
"Coca-Cola advertising bottle of Mexican decide if I want. script adverstiment : if you are in the desert, I found that using Coca-Cola to drink! He wrote after the text is read from right to left (Arabic to return to the United States, because he knows."
Fun fact: Coca-Cola is used for drinking.

Original text:
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a dragon"

43 translations later:
"Celine Dion, Celine Dion I want to go."

I'm confused

Now this is really good! I did: Facebook is awesome.
It came out with: Facebook is not good. 
That is really odd. I would never have thought it to come out with a translation like that. Great idea!