Contents:

Goals 1
Meet Uncle Hayseed
Welcome to SimValley
Inherit the Barn
Farmhand Blues
Earn some Simoleons

Goals 2
Escape of the Chickens
Shopping Time
Serve the Public
Clear the Roadblock
Get some Wheels!
Moving Out

Goals 3
At the Waterfront
The Raging Chicken Competition
Library Card
The Rise of Club Rubb
Deep Dark Secrets
Moving Out

Goals 4
Experience the Paranormal
Art for Art's Sake
Rock Star!
Pizza Pandemonium
Champion of the Simverse
Moving Out

Goals 5
A Monumental Accomplishment
The Looney Lemmings
Take  over the Town!
Mystery of the Cosmos
Apprehend the Van Man
Summer's End
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Goals 1

First thing's first. Talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Meet Uncle Hayseed:


Befriend your Uncle (relationship 30)
Give Uncle Family Photo Album


Befriend Uncle Hayseed to relationship 30. While talking to him, press down until you get to "I've got something for you!". Select the option by pressing A. Give him the Family Album.
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Welcome to SimValley:


Find Something to Eat
Take a Nap
Take a Shower


Go into the house. Get some food out of the fridge, or make some food on the stove. If you cook food on the stove and it doesn't complete the goal, get some food from the fridge, and it should work. It's free for now. It won't be later. Sleep on the bed or the couch. Take a shower. Talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Inherit the Barn:


Decorate the Barn with the Wooden Chicken
Bring Uncle's Broken TV to the Barn
Bring Uncle's Broken Fridge to the Barn
Move the Old Couch into the Barn
Move the Bed into the Barn


Go to the back yard through the kitchen. Put the wooden chicken, bed, couch, TV and fridge in your pockets by walking up to them, pressing A, and selecting "Put in Pocket". Go to the barn. Place everything by pressing start, going into your pockets, and selecting the items with A. Press L or R to rotate the item. When you have the item where you want it, press A to place it there. After you place the item, walk up to it and press R to change the color. You can't change the colors of certain items. Talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Farmhand Blues:


Tune up the Tractor
Fix the Old Refrigerator
Fix the Old Television


Go fix up the tractor. Walk up to the side of the tractor, as shown in the picture, press A, and select "Tune-up".

Go into the barn, walk up to the fridge, press A, and select "Repair". Do the same for the TV. If it shocks you and you faint, go back and try it again 'til it's fixed. Talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Earn some Simoleons:


Mow the Lawn
Get a Promotion


To "Mow the Lawn", walk up to the sign with the simoleon on it, press A, and select "Yes".

If you scored higher than 50, talk to Uncle Hayseed. If not, try again every sim-day until you do score higher than 50, then talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Goals 2
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Escape of the Chickens:


Bring 8 chickens to your Uncle
Find Detective Dan


Find all 8 chickens. When you find them, put them in your pocket. There are 2 in the barn, two wandering around right outside the farm, there's a chicken outside the Burning Spoke Biker Bar, and a chicken in the bathroom inside the Burning Spoke Biker Bar, one wandering around the parking lot of the general store, make a downward left from the general store, 'til you find an opening in the fence, go through the opening, make an upward left, and you'll find the last chicken.

Go find Detective Dan and talk to him. Talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Shopping Time:


Sell the Old Couch to the Bartender
Buy a Shower
Place Shower in the Barn


Put the couch from the barn in your pocket. Go to the Biker Bar. Walk up to the counter with the bartender behind it. Press A. You sell furniture the same way you place furniture. If you want to keep the sofa, make sure you have 50 simoleons before selling the sofa. After you sell the sofa, just buy it back. Buy a shower at the general store. Place it in the barn. Talk to Uncle Hayseed. Then talk to Detective Dan.
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Serve the Public:


Become Pals with Nora (Relationship 10)
Attend General Store Auction - 5pm to 7pm


Befriend Nora Zeal-Ott to relationship 10. Attend the general store auction between 5:00 PM and 7:00 PM. You have to actually try to buy something to complete the goal. Talk to Detective Dan. Then talk to Uncle Hayseed. Then talk to Dusty Hogg.
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Clear the Roadblock:


Calm Dusty Hogg (Relationship 25)
Return Dusty Hogg's missing Helmet
Fix Dusty Hogg's Bike


Befriend Dusty Hogg to relationship 25. Dusty's missing helmet is located in one of the places where you found a chicken.

Bring the helmet to Dusty. Walk up to Dusty's bike, press A, and repair it.

Talk to Dusty Hogg.
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Get some Wheels!:


Tend Bar at the Burning Spoke


Tend bar at the Burning Spoke between 8:00 PM and 11:00 PM (Same way you mowed the lawn; walk up to the sign with the simoleon). Talk to Dusty.


New Goals Unlocked:


Paint Dusty Hogg's Bike
Collect 5 Aluminum Cans
Bring Cans to VirtuChem


Walk up to Dusty's bike. Press A, and Repaint it.

Collect 5 aluminum cans and bring them to VirtuChem, which is located behind the hospital. Talk to Dusty.  He will give you his old scooter. The scooter can be repainted the same way as Dusty's bike. Then talk to Uncle Hayseed.
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Moving Out:


Get help from Giuseppi Mezzoalto
Make 1 Friend (Relationship 50)
Give §500 for Rent to your Uncle
Earn A Second Job Promotion


Befriend someone to relationship 50. Save up 500 simoleons for rent and talk to Uncle Hayseed. Earn another job promotion. You can earn another job promotion at Mower Madness, by tuning up the tractor a second time for another mechanical skill point, or you can get a promotion at Smoothie Slider. Find Giuseppi Mezzoalto and talk to him. Giuseppi can sometimes be found near the docks, at night, near his van.
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Goals 3

You need to talk to these people to unlock the next five goals:

Olde Salty
Vernon Peeve
Hester Primm
Bucki Brock
Giuseppi Mezzoalto


Goals:

At the Waterfront
The Raging Chicken Competition
Library Card
The Rise of Club Rubb
Deep Dark Secrets
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At the Waterfront:


Impress the Fisherman (Relationship 40)
Earn Mechanical 2
Buy a Fishing Pole
Buy a Good Fishing Book


Talk to Olde Salty to unlock this goal.


Befriend O' Phil McClean to relationship 40. Earn mechanical 2, if you haven't already. Buy the fishing pole from the general store for 105 simoleons (give or take, depending on whether or not you buy it in an auction). Go to Nicki Knack's Bric-a-Brac and buy a copy of "Fishing For Fun or Profit" By Squeaky McClean. After you take care of all that, talk to O' Phil McClean. (Give him the fishing pole for safekeeping if you want it out of your pockets.)
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The Raging Chicken Competition:


Earn Body 2
Impress Eddie Renalin (Relationship 40)
Pay the Membership Fee of  §200


Talk to Vernon Peeve to unlock this goal.


Earn body 2. Befriend Eddie Renalin to relationship 40. Pay Eddie the membership fee.
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Library Card:


Destroy all 15 Bookworms
Get 3 Books from other Sims
Return 3 Books to Hester
Learn Cooking


Talk to Hester Primm to unlock this goal.


Go to the library between 10:00 AM and 6:00 PM and squash all fifteen bookworms. You do this by simply walking over them. There are five people that I know of who have library books checked out. Those people are:

Misty Waters
Nicki Knack
Claire Clutterbell
Mad Willy Hurtzya
Daddy Bigbucks

Talk to them and they will give you the books. Give the books to Hester. Learn cooking at a specific shelf on the top floor of the library.

Talk to Hester.
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The Rise of Club Rubb:


Get permission from the Original Owner
Befriend the Cop that Closed the Club (Rel 30)
Pay §1,000 in back taxes
Distribute 10 Flyers to other Sims


Talk to Bucki Brock to unlock this goal.


Maximillian Moore is the original owner of Club Rubb. Talk to Max. Naturally, Detective Dan D. Mann is the cop who closed the club. You can't befriend him until after you give him 1,000 simoleons. Pay him, then befriend him. You will find the flyers you need at Nicki Knack's Bric-a-Brac. Buy some flyers and pass them around to different sims. I would buy five, pass them around, go back and buy five more and pass those around. Talk to Dan.
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Deep Dark Secrets:


Acquire a Crowbar
Find the City Blueprints
Lower the Maintenance Ladders
Give Blueprints to Giuseppi


Talk to Giuseppi Mezzoalto to unlock this goal.


Talk to Uncle Hayseed. He will give you the crowbar. Head to the Clock Tower, where you currently reside. Walk over to the hatch that goes down into the basement.

Press A.
Put the blueprints in your pocket.


Find a manhole, and go down it.


Find a button like this one, and step on it.


The maintenance ladders have been lowered. Give the crowbar back to Uncle Hayseed. Give the blueprints to Giuseppi
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Moving Out:


Make 4 Friends
Earn §3,000 for Rent
Earn 2 promotions (Bait Flinger or Powerlifting)


Talk to Nicki Knack AFTER finishing the other five goals to unlock this goal.


Befriend four people to relationship 50. Earn 3,000 simoleons for rent, and give it to Nicki Knack. Earn two promotions in Baitflinger or in Powerlifting. Talk to Giuseppi Mezzoalto.
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Goals 4

You need to talk to these people to unlock the next five goals:

Claire Clutterbell
Daschell Swank
Mel Odious
Lottie Cash
Daddy Bigbucks


Goals:

Experience the Paranormal
Art for Art's Sake
Rock Star!
Pizza Pandemonium
Champion of the Simverse
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Experience the Paranormal:


Pick the Rusty Lock
Find a Ghostly Gift
Learn 'Crazy Talk' (Logic 4)
Answer the Ghost's Riddles


Talk to Claire Clutterbell to unlock this goal.


I would learn logic 4 first. Wander around underground until you find a ladder placed like this:

Go up the ladder. Pick the lock on the gate. This Urn is the "Ghostly Gift". Wander around underground until you find it.

Give it to Ephram.


After you learn logic 4, talk to Ephram. He will tell you a series of riddles.

Riddle : How many sides does a circle have?
Answer: 2

R: Which does not belong in this group?: Apple, Grape, Banana or Pear?
A: Banana

R: How many letters are in THE ALPHABET?
A: 11

R: What other letter fits into the following series: B C D E I K O X?
A: H

R: When I am filled I can point the way. When I am empty, nothing moves me. I have two skins - One without and one within. What am I?
A: A glove.

Here's his secret cellar:

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Art for Art's Sake:


Navigate the Maze to 'Lover's Leap'
Paint a Beautiful Seascape
Sell your Masterpiece to Daschell


Talk to Daschell Swank to unlock this goal.


Go to the maze located near the park. Look around the maze until you find an easel.

Use it to paint the masterpiece. Depending on how many creativity skill points you have, you may not paint the right picture right away. Keep trying until you do. You can sell pictures at Nicki Knack's. Give the masterpiece to Daschell.
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Rock Star!:


Find a place to Jam
Get Noticed (Pop. 25)
Develop a Look (Creative 3/ Charisma 2)
Acquire One Cool Guitar
Impress the Local Band Leader


Talk to Mel Odious to unlock this goal.


Talk to Uncle Hayseed. That takes care of the place to jam. Earn popularity 25 by befriending a lot of people to high relationship numbers. Find out how popular you are by checking the screen with your skill stats in the pause menu. Earn creativity 3 and charisma 2. Talk to Giuseppi for the guitar. Befriend Vera Vex to relationship 50.
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Pizza Pandemonium:


Befriend the Cook (Rel 60)
Prove Your Worth (Cooking 5)
Pay the Show Entry Fee


Talk to Lottie Cash to unlock this goal.


Befriend Chet R. Chase to relationship 60. Earn cooking 5. Pay Lottie the entrance fee. Talk to Lottie.
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Champion of the Simverse:


Catch the Veloci-Rooster
Beat Bullriding Record (Body 6, lots of rest!)
Knock out 'Mad' Willie Hurtzya


Talk to Daddy Bigbucks to unlock this goal.


Go look around for the veloci-rooster. Most of the times I've found it, I found it down at the docks, around the location of the Baitflinger minigame, or around the Waterfront Villa. When you find it, run up to it and keep pressing A until you can put it in your pocket. Gain body 6. Make sure your comfort and sleep needs are up. Head to the Country Cafe and ride the bull until you beat the record, around fifteen seconds. Go to the gym and get into the ring with Mad Willy Hurtzya. Walk up to him and press A to knock him out. It may not work if your needs aren't up high enough. Talk to Daddy Bigbucks.
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Moving Out:


Make 8 Friends
Earn §10,000 for a Down Payment
3 promotions (Jam Session or Pizza Chef)


Talk to Daddy Bigbucks AFTER beating the other five goals to unlock this goal.


Befriend eight people to relationship 50. Earn 10,000 simoleons and give the simoleons to Daddy Bigbucks. Earn three promotions in Jam Session or Pizza Chef. Talk to Daddy Bigbucks. Talk to Giuseppi Mezzoalto.
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Goals 5

You need to talk to these people to unlock the next five goals:

Det. Dan D. Mann
Duane Doldrum
Nora Zeal-Ott
Maximillian Moore
Vera Vex


Goals:

A Monumental Accomplishment
The Looney Lemmings
Take over the Town!
Mystery of the Cosmos
Apprehend the Van Man
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A Monumental Accomplishment:


Find Sculptor's Number
Hire a Sculptor
Collect 30 Aluminum Cans
Gain popularity 50


Talk to Detective Dan to unlock this goal.


Talk to Daschell Swank to get the sculptor's number. (You can't hire the sculptor until you collect 30 aluminum cans and gain popularity 50.) Collect 30 aluminum cans. Gain popularity 50. Go to the Imperial Estates (where you currently live), and use your phone to Call Services. Select Sculptor. Talk to Detective Dan.
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The Looney Lemmings:


Find the Cliffs
Pester the Lifeguard (Rel -50)


Talk to Duane Doldrum to unlock this goal.


(You can't find the cliffs until your relationship with Misty Waters drops to -50.) Insult and anger Misty Waters until your relationship is -50 or below. Note that this will take several days, because, after a certain amount of angering each day, Sims will stop talking to you until later on the next day. After you anger Misty to relationship -50, head up to the Country Cafe area. Walk to the right of the Country Cafe, where you will find a set of stone steps, and you've found the cliffs. Talk to Misty Waters.
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Take over the Town!:


Give §10,000 Fee to Nora
Gain Popularity 60
Persuade O'Phil McClean to Drop Out (-50 Rel)


Talk to Nora Zeal-Ott to unlock this goal.


Earn 10,000 simoleons and give them to Nora Zeal-Ott. Gain popularity 60.  Insult and anger O'Phil McClean  until your relationship is -50 or below, then talk to him. Talk to Nora.
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Mystery of the Cosmos:


Make a Significant Scientific Discovery
Get a Grant from Daddy Bigbucks (Rel 80)
Earn Logic 7


Talk to Maximillian Moore to unlock this goal.


Head to Uncle Hayseed's farm. The tractor won't be blocking the entrance to the barn anymore. Go inside the barn. Go through the door to the right of the green car. The hay in the corner will disappear, and you will see a hatch in the floor. Go down it. There will be a rocket in the middle of the room. Repair it, and put it in your pocket. Leave the barn. Talk to Uncle Hayseed. Befriend Daddy Bigbucks to relationship 80. Your character should automatically ask him to fund a science experiment, but under certain circumstances, that may not happen. If it doesn't, talk to Daddy Bigbucks again. In either case, after he accepts your request for funds, your character will ask him where you can make a scientific discovery, and he will answer, but disregard it. Earn logic 7. Talk to Maximillian Moore.
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Apprehend the Van Man:


Convince Det. Dan to Set Up Sting (Rel 60)
Acquire the Camera
Get a Picture of the Crime


Talk to Vera Vex to unlock this goal.


Befriend Detective Dan to relationship 60. Talk to him. Go to Nicki Knack's Bric-A-Brac and buy the camera. Head to Uncle Hayseed's farm. Go inside the house. Talk to Giuseppi Mezzoalto. Detective Dan will come in and take him away. After they leave, go talk to Vera.
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Summer's End:


Make 13 Friends
3 Promotions (Mad Scientist or Cliff Diver)
Repair the Rocket
Move the Rocket to the Mansion


After you finish the other five goals, this goal will automatically be unlocked.


Befriend 13 people to relationship 50 or higher. Earn 3 promotions in Petri Dish or Cliff Diver X.  If you've already repaired the rocket, disregard this. Go back to the mansion. Go through the mansion, and out one of the doors that lead to the swimming pool area. Go north (upward-left), and in the backyard area, you will find a circular platform.

Take the rocket out of your pocket and place it on the platform like you would furniture inside your house. Go back inside the mansion and Uncle Hayseed will be there. Talk to him. After that, a cutscene will start, and then the game will end.

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