Yeah I will be the first to admit it!

It was $2 that fell out of my pocket.  Thank goodness it wasn't the $20 or I would of had to take drastic measures.  Those $2 though were lost to the sewers or where ever our poo water goes to now.  I was not about to risk putting my hand in soiled water for just $2.  Ever since I have been careful to take my pants off and on far from the toilet.

LOL haha, I actually dropped a math test in the toilet on accident once.
I could have pulled it out, but I'm not 'manly' enough when it comes to that kind of stuff xD
In the end my teacher got a laugh out of it, if anything.

The usual victim for me is my handkerchief. I just leave my handkerchief alone and get my extra one in the bag.(I always have an extra ones) It usually happens whenever I've forgotten to put the handkerchief in my pocket before sitting down on the toilet.

Mine is the worst here so far... One time, when I was taking my leisurely dump, I accidentally knocked... I can't bear to say this, it's too horrible. I accidentally knocked a roll of paper towels into the toilet! I know, it's horrible! I don't even know why we had paper towels there, they were just waiting to be drowned! But that's not even the worst part... It was unwrapped and brand new! So there was an entire roll gone to waste... It brings me tears just thinking about it.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. The worstest part of all worse things: It happened twice in the history of my toilet. That same bathroom. That same toilet. That different paper towel roll. I feel like a paper towel murderer...

R.I.P. Bounty the Paper Towel
R.I.P. Bounty the Paper Towel II

Forever gone from our homes, but forever in the sewer... At least until they dissolve.

We all know how slippery soap is. Well I dropped (the beat, lol jk) it in the toilet once and I picked it out right away. But this happened after finishing the big "job" and pulling 6l of water on it so it was clean enough. Now I always use liquid soap dispenser.

It was a toothbrush for me. *cries* But like, it didn't fall out of my pocket or anything. I just have really bad coordination. =x

Accidental double post.

I remember reading a story where a husband bought his wife an "eight-cow ring" (If you know the Legend of Johnny Lingo, you know what I'm talking about), and the pressure built up under it, and it popped off her hand into the toilet after she flushed!  They never retrieved the ring...

I once dropped poop into the toilet.  It's terrible, I know.  I tried and tried to get that poop back, but it never came back, even after I reached deep into the toilet...

OK, I'm kidding.  But like Mistress, I have dropped toothbrushes into toilets before.  I've even dropped cards and various other things into the toilet.  They were usually seen again, but on occasion were lost or discarded.

I am a spammer.

And so my waterproof iPod falls in the toilet..

I bet my Laser Vision would work to get it out of there... Or not..

It was a public restroom as well so uhh.. 

So I picked it out and the waterproof cover was soaking, and parts covered with some bits of brown stuff which may be weird to say here.. :p

This has happened to me many times... fortunately I've been able to get all objects out using a coat hanger or something and haven't had to stick my actual hands in the water. That sounds horrible.

Yes, I have to. Funny story actually. I was shaving my face and I turned a little to grab a towel and I lost my grip on the razor and it fell right in the toilet. Luckily there was nothing in it and I just had to rinse my razor off. The same thing also happened to me with a flash light during a power outage. Luckily the water didn't destroy the flash light. I had to reach in to retrieve that too.

No, this actually has never happened to me. I usually don't bring anything into the bathroom with me. If I do have something in my pocket, it usually stays in there.

(Could you please change the "****" to heck or something similar? Thanks.)

I've dropped my phone in the toilet before simply because my phone was in my top pocket.. And i was lifting the seat up (as you do)

I didn't really try any ingenious ways to get it out.. I just grabbed it as fast as i could with my hand to try and perhaps salvage my phone before it broke... Luckily it survived... so all turned out okay... and i proceeded to wash my hands several times until they turned red raw.

Least i learned not to put anything valuable in my top pocket now

Remember that once the mobile fell in the bathroom. I ought to keep my hands to get the water again. It was a disgusting situation but was forced to do.

This hasn't happened to me before because I don't bring anything to the bathroom, the two worst things I think to get dropped in the toilet are money (in the form of dollar bills) or a mobile or electronic device which I think is the worst of all. I just don't bring stuff in there because there is always that "what if" that goes off in the back of my head, plus it can wait for the short period of time. Sounds like you guys have dropped some pretty valuable or important things in the toilet though.  Most of all...the roll of toilet paper XD