Like the title says, this is a funny list of how to annoy people, very humorous. Give me other suggestions for some that aren't listed, but make sure it's appropriate!

101 Ways To Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Here is a couple of ways to annoy someone. Ask the same questions multiple times but word it slightly different each time, make sarcastic remarks multiple times in average common conversations,constantly tap on the shoulder of others while they are in deep thought, constantly say ridicules knock knock jokes with crappy punch lines.

Ishmael : I'm surprised you could actually think up 101. There were so many so I can't remember if these were listed but I'll write em anyway.

1. Continually repeat a catch phrase that is obscure/unknown and claim that you learned it from someone famous.
2. Tell and laugh at your own inside jokes that nobody but you thinks is funny.
3. Sing Disney songs whilst throwing Disney merchandise in the air.
4. Sing along to kids shows
5. Tell people to watch movies/shows that you know they won't like.

That's all I got for ya. Thanks for the read.... even if it was 1200+ words.

My friend posted it on facebook, it was just super funny! And this is spam? I don't even think I understand what spam is now. I thought spam was posting the same thing, over and over. Was there a different spot I should of posted this at? Just trying to give the Vizzed community something to laugh over.

Ishmael : Spam can be a number of things. Posting the same thing over and over is one. Posting something completely pointless or not even remotely on topic of the thread is another. Or fluffing up a post with as many words as possible to say one simple thing just for the sake of earning more Viz. Also, copy/pasting from other sites, which your first post here did. This exact list is all over the Internet, so it was not an original post.? What you did for this thread won't get you in trouble or anything. Just, in the future, if you copy/paste something this large, summon the mods to revoke the word count. Otherwise it looks like trying to make long posts fast for Viz, which is spamming.

Local Mods : the word count needs to be revoked here.

Who thought there would be so many ways to annoy people..I've got one : Constantly bug them when their trying to have a bit of quiet time in their room or keep disturbing them when they are watching telly or playing video games.

Here is my addition to the list.

1. Listen to the same song over and over on full blast.

2. When someone says "I don't think, I know!" Reply "I don't think you know either."

3. When someone says "I'm tired." Reply "I'm Sam, nice to meet you!"

4. I do this to my son all the time! (and it never gets old). When he's really into the TV, I say his name over and over until he looks at me and then I wave and say "Hi!". Then repeat until infinity...

5. When someone you know is on their phone talking to another person, repeat everything they say in a monotone voice...

Hope these come in handy!

Whenever I play CS-Portable, I cannot resist the urge to troll. When we are doing a zombie survival match, I stay with someone, and then I start throwing smoke grenades everywhere. Lol it is so funny...yeah, I guess it isn't such a good thing to do, but I am not playing CS-Portable much anymore.

Well, here is my addition


1. talk in a high pitched voice
2. slap yourself while talking, it makes a funny sound
3. cough, and try to say something while you are coughing



3 things. Awesome.

These are very, but here are some others:
1. At a drive-thru, at the end where you pick up your food, put the thing (I don't know what it's called) onto park and eat your food in the line.
2. In a Golf tournament, when someone is about to hit the golf ball, out of the audience, run up to them and give them a shove then yell, Fore!
3. If you are in school, make a bunch of homework exuces, then forget your home work and tell your teacher all of your homework exuces.

That's about it.

Things I do to annoy people:

!) Replace letters with other symbols that closely resemble them.

2) Say random stuff when you are talking to someone else

3) Trolling is always fun and enjoyable XD

One of the most annoying things I can think of is farting in your hand and putting it over some ones nose and yelling cupcake......

Oh my god I love this thread! I'll add it too my favorites and be sure to come back here when ever I want some new creative way to annoy someone D

I know one sing the song "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes." Over and over to the tune of the song "The Wheels on the Bus"