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What is the funniest thing your teacher ever said?

 

04-06-13 04:49 PM
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We were learning about Gun Safety. A guy comes into my classroom, and starts blabbering about guns. Then everyone gets all wound up, (except for me of course, I'm calm as heck.) Then he says "Ok, I heard that. Who called me a troll!?!?"

We ALL said "ME!!!!!" And another time, my main teacher says "What is dung?"

We said "POOP!!!!!"

She said "yes, dung means puh-puh-p-p-p-p-p-poo-poo-poo-POOP!

We said "Yes"

She says "..."

We were learning about Gun Safety. A guy comes into my classroom, and starts blabbering about guns. Then everyone gets all wound up, (except for me of course, I'm calm as heck.) Then he says "Ok, I heard that. Who called me a troll!?!?"

We ALL said "ME!!!!!" And another time, my main teacher says "What is dung?"

We said "POOP!!!!!"

She said "yes, dung means puh-puh-p-p-p-p-p-poo-poo-poo-POOP!

We said "Yes"

She says "..."

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One time in 3rd grade, the class was reading some weird book about animals in school, and we would each take turns reading about one animal, and it came to me, and I had to read about the Laughing Jacka** (I'm not kidding, that is a really name for a real bird.) Nonetheless the whole entire class, myself included, couldn't stop laughing the whole time.
One time in 3rd grade, the class was reading some weird book about animals in school, and we would each take turns reading about one animal, and it came to me, and I had to read about the Laughing Jacka** (I'm not kidding, that is a really name for a real bird.) Nonetheless the whole entire class, myself included, couldn't stop laughing the whole time.
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DittoDude44 : My Summer Vacation has started but one day in December, 2 girls were talking loudly! Our teacher was teaching and accidentally one of the 2 girls threw her pen on the teachers head!!!!

I was like "WTFFFFF"

The teacher yelled, "AAAHHHHH WHAT THE HELLL!!!!!!!!"

Lol I really got scared!!!
DittoDude44 : My Summer Vacation has started but one day in December, 2 girls were talking loudly! Our teacher was teaching and accidentally one of the 2 girls threw her pen on the teachers head!!!!

I was like "WTFFFFF"

The teacher yelled, "AAAHHHHH WHAT THE HELLL!!!!!!!!"

Lol I really got scared!!!
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Varaddude630 : LOL, I thought all schools had a bad word rule...
Varaddude630 : LOL, I thought all schools had a bad word rule...
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I once had a German professor talk about getting the Myface to chat with other teachers. It took us a while to figure out that "Myface" was either Facebook or Myspace, just combined because he was so technology illiterate. It had us laughing for a while.
I once had a German professor talk about getting the Myface to chat with other teachers. It took us a while to figure out that "Myface" was either Facebook or Myspace, just combined because he was so technology illiterate. It had us laughing for a while.
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I do not really remember when this was but it was like something that is on a blooper real. 
Alright so we are about to take a test.
The directions read: Please read these directions carefully before starting the test. You are to fill in every bubble on your answer sheet before you can turn in the answer sheet. Please go slowly and check your answers. 
Now my teacher: Please read these directions carefully before starting the test. You can turn in the answer sheet.
Everyone started to walk to the front of the class room.
Teacher: SIT DOWN! I DID NOT TELL YOU TO TURN IN YOUR ANSWER SHEET!!!!
Some kid: Yes you did.
Teacher: NO I DID NOT!!! GO OUT INTO THE HALL!
Too bad for my teacher that she remembered that she did say that as soon as the kid went into the hall.
I do not really remember when this was but it was like something that is on a blooper real. 
Alright so we are about to take a test.
The directions read: Please read these directions carefully before starting the test. You are to fill in every bubble on your answer sheet before you can turn in the answer sheet. Please go slowly and check your answers. 
Now my teacher: Please read these directions carefully before starting the test. You can turn in the answer sheet.
Everyone started to walk to the front of the class room.
Teacher: SIT DOWN! I DID NOT TELL YOU TO TURN IN YOUR ANSWER SHEET!!!!
Some kid: Yes you did.
Teacher: NO I DID NOT!!! GO OUT INTO THE HALL!
Too bad for my teacher that she remembered that she did say that as soon as the kid went into the hall.
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Funniest thing my teacher ever said, that has to be "Your in detention"
Had a good laugh at that one when she said that
Because what she didn't know was I already had a detention at the time I was supposed to go to hers, I bet the look on her face when I didn't show up was priceless. But..I cant be in two places at the same time lol
Funniest thing my teacher ever said, that has to be "Your in detention"
Had a good laugh at that one when she said that
Because what she didn't know was I already had a detention at the time I was supposed to go to hers, I bet the look on her face when I didn't show up was priceless. But..I cant be in two places at the same time lol
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Years ago this teacher who thought us religion was asked by somebody in class how he "found Christ" so to speak. He seemed very awkward and ashamed but he was man enough to admit it was in the seventies when he was doing lots of acid and traveling in a van through out Europe. Everybody laughed so hard I cant remember how the story ended. It was funny, yes, but I respect him for not sugar coating it.
Years ago this teacher who thought us religion was asked by somebody in class how he "found Christ" so to speak. He seemed very awkward and ashamed but he was man enough to admit it was in the seventies when he was doing lots of acid and traveling in a van through out Europe. Everybody laughed so hard I cant remember how the story ended. It was funny, yes, but I respect him for not sugar coating it.
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Today our professor was discussing business etiquette and she went into very great detail describing how we all pass gas and that if it happens in a formal business setting, we need to ignore it and not laugh. The best part is that this lady is very cut and dry, and while she was telling us not to laugh... we were laughing.
Today our professor was discussing business etiquette and she went into very great detail describing how we all pass gas and that if it happens in a formal business setting, we need to ignore it and not laugh. The best part is that this lady is very cut and dry, and while she was telling us not to laugh... we were laughing.
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I think one of the funniest things my teacher ever said was a Ab Lincoln quote during a Warm Up exercise: "Don't believe everything you see on the internet." XD She was like: "I have got to stop putting this off until the night before. >.< ". XD
I think one of the funniest things my teacher ever said was a Ab Lincoln quote during a Warm Up exercise: "Don't believe everything you see on the internet." XD She was like: "I have got to stop putting this off until the night before. >.< ". XD
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We were studying the globe when my teach saw Nigeria and it had the 'ia' crossed out my teach said: Niger! Holy cat balls! How'd this happen?'' My whole class burst into to laughter. Plus she added: Don't tell your parents I said that or you'll be into deep trouble.'' We didn't tell our parents or you might know what comes next. The funny part is that I'm in the fifth grade and she said that.
We were studying the globe when my teach saw Nigeria and it had the 'ia' crossed out my teach said: Niger! Holy cat balls! How'd this happen?'' My whole class burst into to laughter. Plus she added: Don't tell your parents I said that or you'll be into deep trouble.'' We didn't tell our parents or you might know what comes next. The funny part is that I'm in the fifth grade and she said that.
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Sometime this year we had a sub that knocked stuff off a table and broke a student said " ooh I'm gonna tell the teacher you broke his stuff"then the sub said"hell naw you ain't"then he started to say he will give us a detention if we tell the teacher.
Sometime this year we had a sub that knocked stuff off a table and broke a student said " ooh I'm gonna tell the teacher you broke his stuff"then the sub said"hell naw you ain't"then he started to say he will give us a detention if we tell the teacher.
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i can't remember the last time my teacher said something funny but my teacher nearly said something bad , i mean really close .
i can't remember the last time my teacher said something funny but my teacher nearly said something bad , i mean really close .
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pokemonrules9 : ...cat...balls? lol isnt Nigeria with the ia crossed out a bad word?

thenoobtester:   https://www.google.com/search?q=laughing+jackass&rlz=1C1TGIB_enUS531US531&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=s_NuUbvCFuP72QXvpYHwDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=679#imgrc=cr-pF9PxLNAliM%3A%3Brdq4MUnbNuNr0M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.avianweb.com%252Fimages%252Fbirds%252Fkingfishers%252FLaughingKookaburras.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.avianweb.com%252Flaughingkookaburras.html%3B508%3B368
pokemonrules9 : ...cat...balls? lol isnt Nigeria with the ia crossed out a bad word?

thenoobtester:   https://www.google.com/search?q=laughing+jackass&rlz=1C1TGIB_enUS531US531&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=s_NuUbvCFuP72QXvpYHwDQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=679#imgrc=cr-pF9PxLNAliM%3A%3Brdq4MUnbNuNr0M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.avianweb.com%252Fimages%252Fbirds%252Fkingfishers%252FLaughingKookaburras.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.avianweb.com%252Flaughingkookaburras.html%3B508%3B368
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I had a high school instructor that decided to give us a "Two Question Quiz".
That is a quote.
Then She repeated the process.
I laughed at the idea of anyone in high school to be "on par with the instructor".
There are many other moments but that one stands out.
Not the first time I was not completely insulted by an instructor.
I dig challenge.
Could be she wanted allot of us to be the next generation of brilliant minds.
Or.
It could have been something else.

Small Town type of stuff folks. I'll fill you in when I think you are ready for it.
Till then??
Enjoy the laugh.
(I hate politics when they invade the sacred ground of teaching.)

Good Luck To All.
Peace.
I had a high school instructor that decided to give us a "Two Question Quiz".
That is a quote.
Then She repeated the process.
I laughed at the idea of anyone in high school to be "on par with the instructor".
There are many other moments but that one stands out.
Not the first time I was not completely insulted by an instructor.
I dig challenge.
Could be she wanted allot of us to be the next generation of brilliant minds.
Or.
It could have been something else.

Small Town type of stuff folks. I'll fill you in when I think you are ready for it.
Till then??
Enjoy the laugh.
(I hate politics when they invade the sacred ground of teaching.)

Good Luck To All.
Peace.
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